13 Unlimited Blade Works

Hearing Erza's yell coming from the front door, Gil immediately went back to his usual lazy self and went towards the door to welcome her.

Gil opened the door to find Erza fidgeting nervously as he quickly greeted her with a smile and said, "Welcome back".

Erza hearing his voice felt inexplicable warmth in her heart as she immediately blushed since this scene reminded her of a household husband greeting his wife in the novels she read.

'What are you thinking?!', Erza scolded herself but soon shook her head as she went inside Shirou's home and soon arrived at the dining table to find many attractive women eating onigiri's while a tan-skin man gazing towards her with hostility.

"H-hello!", she softly said.

"Welcome!, I'm glad you could make it", said Shirou who was holding the pot of soup.

Erza was a bit stunned looking at Shirou in an apron since she believed that Gil was the one who was going to do the cooking.

"Yes", Erza spoke before sitting down on the opposite of Ishtar.

"I'm Gil's Wife, Ishtar, a pleasure to meet you", Ishtar introduced herself having a grin on her face.

"Oh, I'm Erza, a friend of your husband I suppose?", Erza responded in a muddled tone since she was unsure what the relationship between her and Gil was.

'Best friends?'.

'Siblings?'.

'Or maybe something more?'.

Ishtar scrutinized her gaze at Erza as she slightly covered her mouth and this action didn't go unnoticed as Erza felt like Gil's wife was making fun of her for a ridiculous reason.

"Ahaha, anyways Archer, Can I talk to you later?. There's something I want to learn from you" asked Gil thinking how awesome it would be to learn Unlimited Blade Works.

Archer looked at Rin for confirmation since he felt that Gil's words had a meaning behind them.

"Sure, Archer you can go", said Rin slightly smirking thinking that her servant had to teach that arrogant bastard.

Archer nodded his head and de-materialized himself to be able to rejuvenate his mana in case that Gil was going to kill him.

"Thank you, Rin. You know If you put that tsundere personality away, more people would like to be with friends with you", Gil said and smiled. His acting performance was Oscar Worthy since the cruel reality was that Gil didn't care that much about Rin since he already had a tsundere wife but instead the one he was curious about was Emiya (Archer).

Rin's ears began to show a deep shade of red as she snorted and headed towards the kitchen to calm herself down.

Ishtar slowly gazed at Gil and said emotionlessly, "That's your new target?".

Gil astounded by his wife's words smiled wryly, "No!, Her personality reminds me of you back when I first met you. Ahaha quite the arrogant personality you had because of your identity as a goddess."

Ishtar turned red from embarrassment as she wailed her hands in the air clearly panicked at the shameful way she dressed and acted.

"T-that's not fair, Gil", softly said Ishtar who was playing with her fingers looking down at the floor.

Gil looking at his wife's adorable action grabbed his chest tightly and went towards her direction as he laid his hand on her head caressing it.

"Ishtar, why are you acting so adorable", whispered Gil into Ishtars ear and began to bite her soft ears slowly. His hot manly breath clogged Ishtar's thought process as she began to face her husband's direction with love-filled eyes.

Raikou was glaring menacingly at Gil with a wide smile on her face as she grasped the katana tightly facing Gil that was a few centimeters away from getting sliced.

*cough* *cough*

Erza coughed to alert Gil about what Raikou was doing but the real reason why she did such a thing was that an uncomfortable feeling crept in her heart seeing the two love birds openly flirting with each other.

Gil stopped his flirting with Ishtar and looked at Raikou with his red crimson eyes and simply said, "Raikou, it seems you need a bit of training".

(A/N: How most Fate Grand Order Doujins start)

Raikou didn't catch the meaning behind his words and simply stomped her feet into the ground having her cheeks bloated in anger.

"No, Master!. I am perfectly capable, I know that she's your wife but it's uncomfortable as servants to witness our master having intense sex throughout a whole week!", Raikou yelled while emphasizing on 'week'.

Ishtar's face turned crimson as she got off the chair and went towards another room or rather a guest room.

Lancer continued eating but there was a tinge of red on her cheeks since what Raikou had said was true. Both of them had to witness their own master having intense sex and honestly, they felt jealous of Ishtar since from her euphoric expressions it looked like she was enjoying it a lot.

"I'm sorry but Raikou, I'll be sure to accompany you wherever you want, how about it?".

"Mhm, fine!", grunted Raikou before crossing her hands between her huge breasts.

"Is this a good time to interrupt?", awkwardly asked Shirou who witnessed everything, and felt a bit sympathetic to Gil for having to deal with them.

Saber on the other hand wasn't doing so well since she heard that Gil had enough stamina to have sex with a woman for a week.

'Gil, will he attack me?!', thought Saber covering her chest.

Gil apologized to Shirou nervously while grabbing the soup pot from his hands and putting it on the table.

Soon, Ishtar came back with a cold expression on her face, or rather she was acting that way to hide the embarrassment from earlier.

The group members, Gil's servants, and Rin began to pour the soup in the bowls they got from Saber and began to talk to each other about different things.

-2 hours later-

"Hoho, Archer, mind teaching me or rather showing me Unlimited Blade Works?", asked Gil sarcastically while enjoying Archer's shocked face since he had managed to figure out what his noble phantasm was.

Archer nodded, "Even if I do show you UBW, what exactly are going to achieve by asking that?".

"To show you how vast the difference in strength we are", laughed Gil.

"Big words, Alright, I'll give in", said Archer

"By the way, show me your reality marble. I'm quite curious about that world and don't worry about taking long to chant. I'll let it slide so be thankful mongrel", said Gil.

Archer felt that he was being underestimated and did what Gil had said, 'I'll show you my strength.

Soon, mana began to enshroud Archer as he started to chant emotionlessly.

"I am the bone of my sword".

"Steel is my body and fire is my blood".

"I have created over a thousand blades".

"Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life".

"Have withstood pain to create many weapons".

"Yet, those hands will never hold anything".

"So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works".

As Archer finished chanting his noble phantasm an illusionary fire that does not emit any heat spreads out to form a boundary and wall for the bounded field. The bright light fills the vision of those present and manifests an open, barren desert.

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The basis for the world in the Reality Marble is a hill of swords that spreads infinitely in their minds. It is the final illusion Archer saw on the verge of death.

Gil soon took out his mystic textbook from the Gate of Babylon and a giant golden ax he sometimes used to fight in close quarters.

"Now, Archer, let me show you why I am the King of Heroes!".

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1] One chapter only for tomorrow. My Ap test is on Wednesday, fuck man I'm so nervous.