1 Really, Cliche Anime Reincarnation?

"Really?"

"This happens in every goddamn reincarnation, why is it never different."

Surrounding Chen Feilong right now was just white, it seemed like it stretched off in all directions endlessly and completely annihilated his depth perception.

"Spirit," an ancient voice echoed through the white space.

"I a..."

"Wait, let me guess, you are god?" He exclaimed.

"Ye..."

"Wait, let me guess again, you are not god but an ancient being?" His mind was going wild right now, maybe he could actually become someone great.

"For fuck's sake can you just let me finish, I am god but I am one of the many gods that live here. Its my first time doing this, so can you just like let me do my thing so I can do whatever I want after?" A childish voice echoed throughout the white space.

"So uhh which world did want to be reincarnated into?"

"Um, do I get any cheats that come with it, like you know every person that has come to this space?"

"Wait, I almost forgot." A being suddenly materialized in front of him and he was holding what looked like a... handbook. Vaguely on the front cover he could see the words "A Dummy's guide to guiding people to the next world?"

"First..check karma points"

"Second..person their wish...based off...karma"

"Third...send person." Chen Feilong could vaguely make out words from the 'god's mumbling.

"Alright, first step check... holy shit! What did you do man to get so many karma points? What did you do man?"

"Uhh, I don't remember doing anything too great?" He asked, really confused.

"Oh wait, I remember I can actually check what you did, it says you saved some kids which grew up and developed a cure for cancer?"

"Umm, can I have my cheats now?"

"Oh sorry, what cheats would you like?"

"Well can you show me what the top 10 are like for people so I can be original?"

"Well here you go"

1. Sharingan into ATG

2. System into ATG

3. Douluo Dalu reincarnation

4. Reincarnation into TDG

5. Infinite levels into random place

6. Some weird blue book that gives you answers

7. Marvel Universe with system

8. Become a dragon/human in Skyrim

9. Teleporting between endless worlds to create endless paths.

10. Rebirth in Naruto

"So how many cheats can I have?"

"Well that depends on what cheats you want?"

"Firstly, I will get the Ghoul Bloodline from Tokyo Ghoul but modifies the kagune into my spirits, I would like twin spirits with ukaku and rinkaku as my spirits. Instead of satisfying my hunger with human flesh, I would like a devour ability which allows me to absorb spirit rings and add their age to my spirit rings. "

"Wait, hang on a minute, I can't give you 100% age devourment but I can give you 10%, would you take that?"

"Oh sure that's fine, secondly I would like a pocket Spirit Pagoda which can infinitely spawn spirit beasts and I get to unlock higher leveled beasts after I rank up. The place will also have a 10:1 time ratio."

"Sure, that's ok but you are only allowed to access the place 8 hours a day but the time ratio will start at 2:1 but will increase every time you rank up."

Chen Feilong thought about it for a while but eventually agreed to it.

"Finally, I would like the Seven Stars Trait from Reincarnator but instead of Seven Stars, it is Nine Stars accounting for each spirit ability a spirit master can have."

"Woah, hang on a minute, isn't that just the same thing as devouring and upgrading you spirit ability?"

"No, one allows the ability to give out more effects."

"Plus, a status window would be nice, thanks."

"Uhh, you sure you don't want a system,"

"No that would be boring."

"Okay, whatever when do you want to be reincarnated?"

"About 10 years before Xiao Wu's mother is killed and be born around their area."

"Alright bye, thank god that idiot is gone, I can finally go take a long nap now."