Party crashing

"Why would all these pirates gather on a single island that can be surrounded? I checked all the bounties before we left port and judging by all the ships I see, literally all of the pirates with bounties over a million and some with less that are known to be in the south blue are currently here. Are they stupid!? Even though they cant have known I was coming but what about the navy theres no way they aren't on there way here. Something must be going on but I need to hurry, before the navy shows up I need to have all these guys chained up with their ships."

This honestly baffled me but I wont complain if they all serve themselves up on a silver platter. Two of the pirate groups I would call important for the story, The Kidd pirates and Jewelry Bonnie, are from the south blue but aren't here which honestly is good since I dont wanna mess up to much of the story. I seen they just started and have really low bounties so far so I'll leave them alone, the rest of these guys are fair game though.

Since the sun had just set I had the crew bring me around to a cliff face on the back side of the island where no one was around and told them to hang out there with Fenrir. Fenrir had been rather disappointed when he felt the strength of those on the island and wouldn't bother with them. This meant I needed to hurry since I was on the clock so I quickly scaled the cliff and made my way to where all the pirates were.

When I got close enough to hear what they were talking about I managed to figure out what was going on and why they thought they could get away with gathering like this. My guess was right, they were just stupid and completely full of themselves. Apparently the captain of the strongest crew had eaten a logia devil fruit that let him to turn into dust, the dust dust fruit then? Seems pretty crappy to me but this guy seems to think hes immortal now so hes trying to unite all these crews under him and sail for the grandline to be the next pirate king. He just used the adam wood he stole to lure the others here to takeover their crews. This guys a moron, might as well take care of everyone at once since, even if theres a few hundred total these guys are all weak.

Using conquerors haki I knocked them all unconscious and started swinging my chain around bringing them all into one area and tie them up. I used the only pair of seastone cuffs I could find in the last port and added the logia captain to the pile then started looking through their sins. I was hoping that maybe they might not all be that bad but it turns out they were all there willingly and all of them had harmed the innocent.

Separating the ones with bounties I put them to the side and using my chain I wrapped up all the other crew members in a big circle and burned them into ash. This wouldn't leave any evidence of how I had beaten them and since I wanted to keep the world government guessing for as long as possible that works out great for me. The ones with bounties were worse than the ones I'd already burned, there were thirteen captains, thirteen first mates, and four others among them. Since I was sure the Marines were closing in I decided to try something new and see if I can use the Penence stare on multiple targets at once.

Turns out they have to be conscious for it turn work so I wrapped them all in a circle and threw them in the ocean. This worked great as they all immediately woke up and started spouting out threats which prompted me to toss them back in again three more times for good measure. After they got pulled out for the last time I didn't even bother talking to them, I just locked eyes with them and tried to do a mass Penence stare. That didn't work so I had to go one at a time which took longer than I wanted.

It would have been nice if I could use it on more than one at a time but it seemed fitting as that would have been to OP.

After all the pirates had been punished I noticed they all died just like the last two. They deserved it so all was good but it drove home the fact the both Fenrir and myself are far to powerful for the Blues. We're not going to be able to grow at all here and we cant fight each other as that would obliterate the ship. We were going to have to move to the grandline far faster than I had planned or we're just gonna be wasting time and I have a feeling fighting the one hiding in MarieJois is going to require me to be as strong as I can be.

With that in mind I searched around till I found the Adam wood I had been looking for. It had a beautiful pattern to it unlike any I'd seen on earth so I decided then that I wouldn't put a bunch of paint on my ship like they did the Thousand Sunny. I noticed it felt rather odd to my observation haki like it was partially alive but it wasnt, almost like it kept the vitality from when it was alive and that kept it in a stable state where it didn't decay at all unlike normal wood. It seemed like nothing could affect it even if it stayed there in the weather for centuries, this definitely lives up to the hype. I quickly used my chain to wrap it up and hide it in a huge ledge on the cliff face where you couldn't see it from the sea.

Thats when the Marines I had been expecting showed up at the island with three dozen ships and a familiar voice started screeching at the island. I noticed they had the place surrounded and were already turned side on with their cannons so I used observation to feel around and find someone with some binoculars to get their attention. I could feel the shock when he noticed I was flinging a dead pirate around like a flag. 'This is kinda amusing in a rather barbaric way, I'll keep doing this everytime I sense a marine looking at me from afar just to see the stupid look they get on their faces. It also shows a lot of disdain at the pirates to, which should keep the world government happy with me for a while and make it easier to see Vegapunk.'

I sensed when captain grumpy took the binoculars and looked at me, he was obviously rather displeased. Well that was his problem, I signaled him to come ashore so I could transfer the prisoners to him and we could chat a bit.