Prologue

Oh me? Why, I'm just enjoying my forced vacation on this magical island that I've never been to and never heard of before.

What am I doing here you ask? Ha! Ha, what *am* I doing here..?

Despite fighting for my life everyday and not knowing when my next meal is going to be, the scent of the tropical flowers, the sound of waves crashing the shore, and the beautiful sunset is what makes this everything abso-fucking-lutely perfect.

When you're not busy running from giant reptile monsters or suffocating from the poison of the local flora, you should definitely try dipping your feet in the cool sand once in a while to ease your mind from the little worries.

"Achoo!"

Don't mind that. It's just Luther with his excercise-induced cold. He got a little too carried away with how much fun we're having.

I'm living a simple life, right?