Get Away from me, Weird Heroine! Why is the Villainess clinging to me?

Our Story starts with our Lazy Mc accidentally being chosen instead of the Gorgeous Rare genius hacker by our equally stupid System [Stupid System: Welcome Host! ｡:.ﾟヽ(´∀`｡)ﾉﾟ.:｡+] Mc:... [Stupid System: Host???] Mc: Bring me back [Stupid System: I can't do that Host! You're already bound to me! ٩(๑òωó๑)۶] Mc: -_- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mc: So you're telling me I have to do Stupid tasks that are not guaranteed to be beneficial to me all just because YOU are bound to me? [Stupid System: Yes and also no Host! You will benefit from me too! You will be more talented, beautiful and ridiculously OP like other Hosts!] Mc: I don't care about those things so would you please return me ho- [Stupid System: There are other benefits as well host! like infinite complete novels, pre-existing anime that are complete and from the future, unlimited wifi and Un-li-mi-ted Food!] Mc: !!! Mc: You know what this seems legit when do I start?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First World Heroine: Don't worry Wife I'll protect you! Mc: Aren't you supposed to be kind and oblivious? Heroine: I'll be anything you want me to be wifey~ Villainess: Who are you calling your wife you white lotus!? Heroine: Back off you Cold B*tch! Villainess: Why you- (The Heroine and Villainess arguing in the background) Mc: -_- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Second World Villain Brother: Kyaaaa! Older Sister help! Villainess Sister: Waaa! (Sob) Big Sis help us! Mc: Aren't they supposed to be Ruthless and Arrogant big shots that aren't even afraid of the President? Why are they so scared?? Real Villainess: hehe don't worry about it too much Darling~ Heroine:(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Mc: -_- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Third World Male! Mc:... [Stupid System: Oops...] Villainess: (blushing heavily) Heroine: It doesn't matter what form you'll take! My love for you will never change! Villainess: Y-yeah! though it's not like I l-like you or anything like that!! Mc, Heroine, [Stupid System]: Tsundere Villainess: W-what? N-no I'm not!!! Shut up!! Mc: -_- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mc: System why do they keep following us!? [Stupid System: I don't know Host!] Mc:... [Stupid System:〜(^∇^〜)] Mc: Useless System -_- ~~~~~~~ (This is my first story hope you enjoy it!) ｡:.ﾟヽ(´∀`｡)ﾉﾟ.:｡+ﾟ