Get Away from me, Weird Heroine!
Why is the Villainess clinging to me? Book

novel - Fantasy Romance

Get Away from me, Weird Heroine! Why is the Villainess clinging to me?


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Our Story starts with our Lazy Mc accidentally being chosen instead of the Gorgeous Rare genius hacker by our equally stupid System [Stupid System: Welcome Host! 。:.゚ヽ(´∀`。)ノ゚.:。+] Mc:... [Stupid System: Host???] Mc: Bring me back [Stupid System: I can't do that Host! You're already bound to me! ٩(๑òωó๑)۶] Mc: -_- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mc: So you're telling me I have to do Stupid tasks that are not guaranteed to be beneficial to me all just because YOU are bound to me? [Stupid System: Yes and also no Host! You will benefit from me too! You will be more talented, beautiful and ridiculously OP like other Hosts!] Mc: I don't care about those things so would you please return me ho- [Stupid System: There are other benefits as well host! like infinite complete novels, pre-existing anime that are complete and from the future, unlimited wifi and Un-li-mi-ted Food!] Mc: !!! Mc: You know what this seems legit when do I start?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First World Heroine: Don't worry Wife I'll protect you! Mc: Aren't you supposed to be kind and oblivious? Heroine: I'll be anything you want me to be wifey~ Villainess: Who are you calling your wife you white lotus!? Heroine: Back off you Cold B*tch! Villainess: Why you- (The Heroine and Villainess arguing in the background) Mc: -_- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Second World Villain Brother: Kyaaaa! Older Sister help! Villainess Sister: Waaa! (Sob) Big Sis help us! Mc: Aren't they supposed to be Ruthless and Arrogant big shots that aren't even afraid of the President? Why are they so scared?? Real Villainess: hehe don't worry about it too much Darling~ Heroine:(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Mc: -_- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Third World Male! Mc:... [Stupid System: Oops...] Villainess: (blushing heavily) Heroine: It doesn't matter what form you'll take! My love for you will never change! Villainess: Y-yeah! though it's not like I l-like you or anything like that!! Mc, Heroine, [Stupid System]: Tsundere Villainess: W-what? N-no I'm not!!! Shut up!! Mc: -_- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mc: System why do they keep following us!? [Stupid System: I don't know Host!] Mc:... [Stupid System:〜(^∇^〜)] Mc: Useless System -_- ~~~~~~~ (This is my first story hope you enjoy it!) 。:.゚ヽ(´∀`。)ノ゚.:。+゚