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Genshin Impact: Reincarnated as a NPC

Ender, the main character of this story, decides to send an e-mail to Mihoyo one day, but he does not know that that e-mail will change his life. This story begins before the traveler comes to Teyvat and the adventure of our main character Ender begins his journey in Fontaine with a garbage system. *I wish you all have fun while reading and if there is no problem, a new chapter will come every Sunday!*

kubilay_kaba · Book&Literature
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I have something to say to mihoyo

"that's enough!!!!" This is Ender's 93rd gacha giveaway, but unfortunately Furina didn't show up. "I'm already more or less used to it, but it still annoys me.... "

Ender was already born unlucky in this world, but he was amazed at how much this luck affected his life. But Ender couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to take his anger out on someone or something.

But unfortunately, Ender didn't have the financial means to break things or friends to talk to.

He would mostly handle such situations either by badmouthing someone on YouTube or trolling on platforms such as reddit and fourchan, and today was no different.

"[bambu16]:Guys, if only you knew what happened today!"

"[captain_pickle]:?????"

"[three-year-old pedophile]: ahhh this guy again!!!"

"[hshdks282]:Isn't there any moderator, block this guy!!!!"

Of course, his reputation was not liked even among other trolls on reddit and similar places, because if this man participated in any operation, the success rate would suddenly drop to 5%.

"<mod > [legslove_933]:We are sorry, but you may have discussed inappropriate topics on this site, so we had to {BAN} you"

"<{BAN}Duration:UNLIMITED >"

"Ahhhhh?!?!!!WHY!!!Just why....."Ender was fed up with all this and couldn't stand it anymore. First, he spent so much money to wish in Genshin and got nothing, and now he was banned from the same place where he wasn't banned. "Do you know how to get banned from Fourchan?"

Finally, Ender, who couldn't stand it anymore, decided to write directly to the person responsible for this anger, Mihoyo.

"Hahaha!" Ender started writing like he was crazy and was using all kinds of slang and swear words while writing "yeah ha~ now I'm relieved, now what will these fuckers do haha~" Of course, Ender didn't know anything at that time.

After all his fun, Ender decided to go to bed "yavh~~" as if no one could make him happier right now.

Just then the bell rang. Ender, who did not want to stay at first, went to look at the door after pressing the doorbell dozens of times and what he saw there was a beautiful girl standing at the door with a bag.

When Ender opened the door, the girl moved away from Ender at first and then asked, "Hello, is this address [] neighborhood, [] street, [] apartment, 6th flat?"

When Ender suddenly mentioned his address, he suddenly stumbled, "yes, but who are you?" Then the girl took something out of the bag and started talking, "Yes, the right address is the current orders, huh, yes, okay." Before Ender could understand what the girl was doing, the person sprayed her with some kind of spray.

When Ender woke up, he was in a strange place. Then he asked with fear, "Who are you?" Everyone there was suddenly surprised by this question and the men there started talking.

"Isn't [man1] the right person?" he asked confusedly. [Man2] replied, "Yes, this man is our man, this is true." Confirming this, the man approached Ender and asked, "How did you find out!" At that moment, only one thought was going through Ender's mind: "(what the fuck is this?)"

[man3] asked "how did you find out about our plan!" The man suddenly started kicking around and breaking things. But Ender didn't understand anything from this . Then Ender asked " but who are you guys...".

The men were surprised and a man stepped out and replied, "Of course, we are Mihoyo's secret affairs division for world takeover?"Then the men looked at each other as if they understood the mistake they had made, but the one who was most surprised at that moment was Ender. Was he going to be killed just because he said something in the e-mail to vent his anger?

Then the man turned around and said "let's finish this quickly...." Ender felt something cold on his head and he had watched enough action movies to understand what it was. But even though Ender was going to die at that moment, he only wondered about one thing. "Mihoyo, what are you doing with the world do-" BANG BANG BANG Ender's words were suddenly interrupted by gunshots.

After these, Ender found himself in a place he had never seen before. While looking around, he suddenly asked, "Where is this place...?"

<WRITER'S SECTION>

Information you may not know: Mihoyo is the former name of the current company called Hoyoverse.

Please, if you had fun reading this novel, please do not forget to leave a comment, thank you.

I'm still new to this topic, so I'd appreciate it if you could give me ideas in the comments. I hope you had fun while reading. Thank you for reading. I will write new chapters on Sundays, only this day is an exception.

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