The Fiancées’ Bridal Course

One day in the 3rd month, 1,547th year, Continental Calendar Hello, I'm

the candidate to become Souma's first primary queen, Liscia Elfrieden.

On this day with the end of winter drawing near, and the coming spring

beginning to make itself felt, all of Souma's fiancées were gathered in a

certain room in Parnam Castle. I, Liscia was one of them. The rest were

Aisha the kochiji, Juna the lorelei, and Roroa, the former princess of

Amidonia.

There was no sign of Souma here, and even the maids who were always

waiting in the corner of the room had been asked to leave today. On top of

that... this room was weird. There was a blackboard, desks, and four desks

and chairs. The desks were lined up in a row, making it look almost like one

of the classrooms at the Officers' Academy.

"Hey, Big Sister Cia?" Roroa asked. "What'd we all get called in here

for today?"

"I couldn't tell you," I said. "If anyone here would know..."

I looked over at Juna. However, Juna only looked down and shook her

head.

"I'm sorry. Lately, even I'm not sure what goes through that lady's

head."

"If Madam Juna doesn't know, then the rest of us don't stand a chance of

figuring it out." Aisha rested her hands on the back of a chair, tilting her

head to the side in puzzlement.

It was a fair assessment. That lady was completely unpredictable. Just

what was she thinking this time?

Then the door to the room opened, and the one who had gathered us here

arrived.

"I see everyone's here."

It was the blue-haired sea serpent beauty, Excel Walter.

In addition to being the commander-in-chief of the National Defense

Force, she was a beautiful woman who looked to be around twenty-five.

With her blue tresses, from which tiny horns sprouted, trailing behind her as

she walked, she had always been a picturesque beauty. But this time, she

was carrying something in her hands, too: two bundles that were as thick as

dictionaries. One was wrapped in white, the other in black.

Excel left the bundles on the lectern, then pulled out and donned a pair

of spectacles and a square academic cap. "Now then, let's have you all take

your seats."

"U-Um... Grandmother?" Juna hesitantly raised her hand and asked.

"What is it?"

"Um... I thought you had good vision?"

"Oh, these spectacles? They're just ordinary glass, not corrective

lenses."

"Then why are you wearing them?"

"It gets me in the mood."

Her mood?! That was the issue?! Wait, what was she about to start?!

In the end, we were each ushered into our seats by Excel with no clue

what was going on. From Excel's perspective at the lectern, going from left

to right, we were seated Aisha, Roroa, me, and Juna.

Excel started to write something on the blackboard. When I read it, it

said:

"First Lecture — Bridal Training Course"

Yeah, I wasn't even sure where to start.

For one thing, by "first," did she mean there were going to be several of

these gatherings?! What was a bridal training lecture even supposed to be?!

Then Excel tapped lightly on the lectern.

"Now, all of you will be becoming Souma's brides this year."

""""...""""

We all got very quiet. We were ready for it, of course, and we even

wanted it now, but having someone else point that fact out to us still felt a

little embarrassing.

Excel told us, "Though some of you will be primaries and some of you

secondaries, the fundamental nature of things will be the same for all of

you. There is a husband and a wife, they build a household, eventually

children are born, and they become a family. If the family is harmonious,

then they will be happy; if it is not, they will become unhappy. The problem

is that if there is discord in the royal family, that leads directly to discord

within the kingdom. Princess Liscia."

"Y-Yes!" I responded and stood up without meaning to. It was just like

being back in officers' school.

Excel gave me a serious look and asked, "Princess Liscia, you have no

relatives outside of your father and mother, yes?"

"Uh... Yes. That's what I've been told."

"Why is that?"

"When my mother's father... that is to say, the king before the last one

died, there was a succession crisis, and nearly every member of the royal

family but my mother was wiped out."

"Yes. That was a painful time," Excel said with a truly pained look on

her face. "The three dukes and I distanced ourselves from that conflict. If

our military forces had gotten involved, it would have turned into a civil

war, after all. We were all desperate to keep our forces in check. Instead,

there were bitter struggles within the royal house that set even the closest

relatives against one another."

"Um... was the problem in that conflict ultimately about who would take

the throne?" Aisha raised her hand and asked.

Excel shook her head. "We think that was only a secondary factor. The

first and foremost cause must have been the former king's policy of rapid

expansion."

"His expansionism?" Aisha asked.

"Yes. In the time of the king before the last one, our country launched a

number of foreign wars that greatly expanded our territory. Meanwhile, the

expanded territory sowed the seeds of conflict within the country. The

occupier and the occupied; the conquerors and the conquered; the killers

and the relatives of those killed... It gave birth to a lot of confrontational

relationships like that. There were interventions by other countries that had

lost land, too."

"...Well, my old man had it out for you all pretty bad," Roroa, the former

Princess of Amidonia, said with a shrug.

It was a bit of a relief that she said that like it had nothing to do with her.

The Principality of Amidonia had used corrupt nobles to interfere in our

affairs a number of times. What they'd done had caused a lot of trouble for

me, but it was really just reaping what we had sown.

I was grateful that Roroa, as an Amidonian princess, was taking the

stance that it didn't matter to her. If Roroa, who looked up to me as her "big

sister," ended up resenting me because of a dispute between our countries...

I'd be sad about that.

Excel nodded and continued. "Those seeds of discord need to be slowly

removed, but the rapid expansion didn't allow for that."

Eventually, the old king had died, and the lingering seeds of discord had

germinated into the succession crisis. If the people they hated supported one

royal, people would back another opposing horse in the race. That was how

the dispute over the succession had turned into a proxy war for all of the

discord in the kingdom.

"That was why it turned into such a quagmire." Excel sighed sadly then

looked straight at us. "Fortunately, His Majesty Souma's reign is not so

dangerous as that of that predecessor of his. The reason that the country is

unshaken even after absorbing Amidonia is that he has worked diligently to

create a solid enough base to prevent that. He is not as glamorous as the

first king, but rated on the stability of his reign alone, he is the best king this

country has ever had. That's why, even once His Majesty Souma is no

longer on the throne, there won't be an ugly succession war like that one."

That was Excel's appraisal of Souma's reign. Yeah. I agreed with her.

I might think the way he reigned was too roundabout at times, but he

was carefully and cautiously moving this country forward. If you

considered that he'd been summoned as a hero, I didn't think there'd ever

been such a plain and ordinary hero before. Even so, Souma made me feel

secure. Though he himself was weak, he made me feel like I was being

protected by something big.

Excel banged on the blackboard. "That said, we mustn't get complacent!

It must never be forgotten that if there are cracks between king and queen,

or even between queen and queen, there will be those who appear to take

advantage of them. For the sake of the country, you must build a

harmonious relationship between husband and wife, and a harmonious

household. To help you do that, I will have you take my 'Bridal Training

Course.'"

I could more or less accept what she was forcefully saying. But what

was this "Bridal Training Course" that she kept on leading up to?

"Um... why are you the one lecturing us anyway, Duchess Walter?" I

asked.

Excel giggled and gave me a confident smile. "I don't look it, but I've

been alive for five hundred years. I've fallen for my share of gentlemen in

that time, but death has always been the only thing that could separate us.

I've always made sure to have at least one child with each of them, too."

That was... Okay, yeah, that might be kind of amazing. Now that she

mentioned it, Excel only looked like she was in her mid-twenties, but she

was a woman who had experienced childbirth. She even had

granddaughters like Juna, after all.

Excel puffed up her ample bosom with pride. "I will teach all of you

how, as queens... no, as women... to stay with the man you love until death

do you part. How you should act as a wife; the way gentlemen think; and

everything from how to support your husband, to ways to perform your

nightly 'duties' in the bedroom in a way that makes your marital relations

go more smoothly."

N-Nightly duties...

The moment we heard those words come up, we all gave pretty blatant

reactions. We all must have imagined times we'd be in that sort of situation

with Souma.

Roroa was blushing with a wry smile, while Juna's cheeks turned pink

and she covered her mouth with her hand, her eyes wandering. Aisha,

meanwhile, had a goofy, happy look on her face, so it was obvious what she

was thinking about.

...I could feel my own cheeks burning, too.

When she saw our reactions, Excel coughed politely. "I believe I will

have you all start learning about such things now. I already have His

Majesty Souma taking individual lessons with me, after all."

The moment she said that, Juna looked as shocked as I felt.

Some weeks ago, Souma had taken Juna with him and left the royal

capital. That was when Excel had drugged Juna, and when she was alone

with Souma, she had... well... she had given him some lessons on what men

and women get up to at night. I was the only one Juna had told about that.

I'd been keeping it a secret from Aisha and Roroa. That was because if they

found out, they were bound to cause a scene.

Juna had asked me, as the one who had been with Souma the longest, to

subtly ask him what had happened during the time they were together.

"Um, princess..." Juna leaned in and whispered in my ear so that Aisha

and Roroa couldn't hear. "So... what did His Majesty say about that time?"

"The thing is, Souma says he doesn't remember it," I whispered back.

"He doesn't remember?"

"Yeah. He remembers taking lectures about, um... h-how babies are

made, but everything after that is a blur."

When I had asked him about that day, Souma had tilted his head to the

side and said:

"I remember everything about the super embarrassing lecture she gave

me, but... I don't remember a thing after that. No, it's not so much that I

don't remember, but that my mind is refusing to let me recall it, maybe?

...Honestly, what did happen then? I know I was embarrassed by the

lessons, and I was feeling really parched... Excel gave me a drink and... It's

no good, I can't remember anything after that.... No, I feel like it's best that I

don't remember."

Souma had tried to squeeze out what he could remember of it, but in the

end, he'd seemed to come up empty. It didn't feel like he was hiding

something from me or trying to dodge the issue, though. He seemed like he

had truly lost his memory, or sealed it away.

Just what in the world happened to Souma after his classroom lesson? I

wondered about that...

"Now, in marriage, as in war, intel is key," Excel lectured. "Once you

know what your partner thinks of you, how they look at you, you can begin

to get a feel for how you should act. If you can catch them off guard, and

show them a gap between their impression of you and how you act in a way

that isn't displeasing, that can help keep things from getting boring. Know

your partner, know what they look at, and your marriage will never be in

danger."

Aisha raised her hand. "You are right, I do wonder what His Majesty

thinks of me. But His Majesty is not here, and if we called him, do you

think he would be willing to come?"

Excel gave her a wicked grin. I... had a bad feeling about that.

"Have no worries. I have this right here."

When she said that, Excel unwrapped the white bundle. Inside were a

number of white notebooks. Excel gave one of them to each of us.

The cover of mine said "Top Secret" and "Not to be Taken Outside."

This was beyond suspicious...

"Um, Duchess Walter, just what are these notebooks...?" I asked

hesitantly.

Excel flipped through her own notebook and said, "Hee hee. About the

white notebooks I just gave you, you see... Why, they have what His

Majesty Souma thinks about each of you written in them!"

""""Wha?!"""" Everyone looked down at their notebooks in unison.

In this notebook?! No, but... How?

Excel explained it with a strangely glossy and gleaming smile. "These

notebooks contain the things I heard from His Majesty during his 'private

lesson.' When we finished with the classroom lecture, his majesty said he

was feeling parched, so I gave him some juice mixed with tequeur. When I

asked him all sorts of questions after that, he was very eloquent."

So that was it! Juna and I looked at one another, despite ourselves.

Tequeur was a very strong alcohol. It had a light flavor, and would go

completely unnoticed mixed in with a glass of juice. Souma must have

drunk a lot without realizing it, then been thoroughly interrogated by Excel

about his feelings for each of us. The embarrassment of it all must have

caused him to suppress the memory of it.

While I was thinking about that, I looked at the notebook in front of me.

If Excel was telling the truth, that meant this note contained the secret

feelings Souma normally kept hidden away deep inside his heart.

Oh... When I think about it, my heart suddenly starts racing...

I wanted to know, but maybe also kind of didn't... but I did want to

know, after all. I mean, I cared enough about Souma that I'd want to know

what he thought about us.

While I was thinking about that, Excel, unconcerned with our hesitation,

opened her book and continued.

"Now, as I said earlier, the secret to a harmonious marital relationship is

to know your partner, and to know how they see you. Let's look at how His

Majesty Souma looks at each of you. First... Roroa."

"Meowhat?!" Roroa reacted like a startled cat.

"First we will begin with his appraisal of Roroa."

"Wh-Why me?! Shouldn't you be doin' the head fiancée, Big Sister

Liscia, first?"

"There isn't any particular reason for it," Excel said. "I simply thought

we would start with the person who first met His Majesty the most

recently."

"Well, sure, I'm the newcomer here, but... Well, it beats goin' last, I

guess." Roroa seemed to have reluctantly accepted it.

...Huh? I was going last, then? Urgh... That meant the tension would last

longer or me, and I didn't like that...

Excel pushed her spectacles up, then looked down at her notebook.

"Now then, this is His Majesty Souma's appraisal of Roroa."

"Wh-What's this? I'm gettin' weirdly tense."

"Ahem... According to His Majesty, 'I like how Roroa's so bright and

friendly. It's amazing how she manages to get in close with whoever she's

talking to. She can be a bit black-hearted, but that's just one of her charms.

It makes me happy seeing her treat Liscia like her big sister. Besides,

Roroa's financial sense is out of this world. To be completely honest, the

kingdom's economy couldn't run like it does now without Roroa and

Colbert. I'm grateful to have her with me, and to have her as my fiancée.'"

"O-Oh..." Roroa put her head down on the desk. She was covering her

bright red cheeks with her hands. "This... This is pretty darned

embarrassin'," Roroa said, writhing a little.

Yeah, I was a little embarrassed just hearing it. Souma wasn't the type to

come out and say this stuff to us straight, so when he came out with his

unvarnished feelings and said things like, "I love you," or, "I'm grateful to

have you at my side," it really made an impact. Now that it had come to

this, I was suddenly very interested in what he thought about me.

While we were agonizing over what was to come, Excel continued

reading with an expression like it was no big deal. "Furthermore, when I

asked His Majesty, 'Do you have anything on your mind when it comes to

Roroa?' his answer was, 'I know it was a war, but it still bothers me that I

killed her father.'"

"Wha?!" Roroa stopped writing in embarrassment and immediately

snapped back to her senses.

"'It was a kill-or-be-killed situation, but I'm still her father's killer.

Roroa says they weren't close, but what if that isn't how she really feels,

and she actually doesn't want to marry me... There are times I worry about

that,' he said."

"I-Is he stupid?!" Roroa shouted.

I felt like I'd had ice cold water dumped over my head, too. Oh, right... I

realized. If these were Souma's true feelings, it would include the

insecurities he didn't normally show us. To think he'd felt that way about

Roroa... I'd never have noticed.

Roroa got up and stomped her feet in indignation. "Darlin', you dummy!

I've already considered all of that! I'm with ya because I wanted to be, so

why're you thinkin' about that stuff?!"

"Roroa!" I stood up, and gave Roroa a hug. She ceased stamping her

feet with tears in her eyes.

I could also understand why Souma would feel guilty when it came to

Roroa. It was because Roroa was important to him. Still, even with that

said, it was wrong for him not to take her affection for him at face value.

Roroa sobbed and rubbed her face against my chest. "Ohh... Big Sister

Ciaaaa."

"I know. We'll have to tell Souma off later."

Aisha and Juna nodded. It might have been something he'd done

unconsciously, but he was going to have to pay for making our "little sister"

cry.

After waiting for Roroa to settle down, Excel spoke to her. "The reason

His Majesty thinks about that is because he loves you and you're important

to him. You understand that, right?"

"...Yeah," Roroa said. "That's why, though it's frustratin' that my

feelin's ain't gettin' through to him, I was a little happy that Darlin' cares so

much about li'l old me."

"If you understand that, then you'll be fine," Excel said to Roroa with a

smile.

It had been a bit tumultuous, but now Roroa's turn was done. Next,

Excel called her granddaughter's name.

"Juna. His Majesty's appraisal of you is, 'She's pretty, she's beautiful,

and that about sums it up. I don't mean just her looks, or her voice— I mean

her heart, too. I feel like, of all my companions, she's the one who is always

taking a step back to look at the larger picture. She's truly the ideal woman.

I wonder sometimes if it's okay for me to have her as my fiancée, but I

wouldn't want to let anyone else have her. I'm trying to do my best to be a

man who is good enough to be her husband, but it's frustrating that I can't

quite manage it.'"

"So that's how His Majesty feels..." Juna was wearing a slight, but

happy, smile. Well, of course, any girl would after hearing "I wouldn't want

to let anyone else have her"... you know?

Excel kept on reading. "So, when I asked him, 'Do you have anything

on your mind when it comes to Juna?' his response was, 'Juna is too mature

and not good at letting others indulge her, so when she occasionally lets me

spoil her, as a younger guy, I feel really special.'"

"...Excuse me, but I was under the impression that His Majesty and I are

the same age?" Juna broke in.

Now that she mentioned it, I had heard that Juna was supposed to be

turning twenty this year, just like Souma.

"This is something His Majesty realized later, but in his world, a year is

apparently 365 days," said Excel. "The days in our world are 384 days, so

with the gap between the two, you would be a year older in Souma's

world."

The gap between the two worlds' years was 19 days. 365 divided by

19... In about 19 years, it would add up to a full year's difference.

This fact sent Juna into a rare panic. "I-I was older than His Majesty

Souma? Excuse me, what did His Majesty have to say about that? He's not

against having an older woman, is he?"

I didn't think Souma would ever reject Juna just because she was older

than him, but she probably couldn't help but be worried. By the way, when

she mentioned the possibility of him not wanting an older woman, Aisha

looked like she'd just been hit by a stray bullet. You could never tell how

old someone from the long-lived races was by their appearance, after all.

We hadn't been told how old she was right now, either.

Excel gave Juna a big grin. "Don't you worry. This is what His Majesty

Souma said: 'In my world, there was a proverb: "Find a woman one year

your senior, even if you have to wear metal sandals to do it." Juna is a

woman worth wearing metal sandals that won't wear out, and searching the

entire world to find. There's no problem with it at all.'"

"...I'm glad." Juna looked deeply relieved.

Next, it was Aisha's turn.

"His Majesty's appraisal of Aisha was..."

"Um? Why did you suddenly pause there?" Aisha burst out.

"Well... 'She's like a pet.'"

"Say what?!"

"""Oh..."""

"Whaa?! Why do you all look satisfied with that answer?!" Aisha

shouted.

No, I mean... You know? When Aisha was with Souma, she was like a

pet dog, catching prey for her master and then going, "Praise me, praise

me" as she wagged her tail, after all.

"According to His Majesty Souma, 'Aisha is a strong, noble, and

beautiful warrior. It would be fair to call her this kingdom's greatest

warrior. It's reassuring to have her at my side... or it should be, but I feel

like I just can't leave her alone sometimes. It's supposed to be her job to

protect me, but I end up wanting to protect her... Well, when there was that

disaster in the God-Protected Forest, I did see how emotionally fragile she

could be, after all.' To my question of, 'Is there anything on your mind

about her?' he responded, 'That I hope we can sit at the same dinner table

forever, I guess.'"

"Uwahhh! I've failed as a bodyguard!" Aisha wailed. "But still, when he

says, 'I can't leave her alone,' and 'I want to protect her,' it made me feel a

little happy, stupid meeee!"

While Aisha laid her head down on the desk, stuck between feeling

happy and pathetic, Roroa patted her gently on the back. It looked like

Aisha was in shock, but as for me... I felt a little jealous of her, maybe? If

she was like a pet, it meant he cherished her just that much, and I wanted

him to say he wanted to protect me, too.

Wait! Have I always been this prone to jealousy?

Hearing Souma praise his other fiancées, I caught myself feeling

envious of them, and it shocked me a bit. This was a feeling I couldn't let

myself embrace, wasn't it? I was the candidate to become Souma's first

primary queen. More than anyone else here, I had to respect the harmony

between my fellow queens. I felt the hand I was holding my collar with

clench tighter.

At last, my turn came.

"Finally, Princess Liscia... For this one, I should start with his response

to my question, 'Don't you have anything on your mind when it comes to

Princess Liscia?' I suppose.'"

"Huh...?"

Why were we starting with the "Do you have anything on your mind?"

question for me? I wanted to find out what Souma thought of me, just like

everyone else had. While I was thinking that, Excel shook her head silently

with a smile.

"There's no need for that. I think his appraisal of you is summed up

quite succinctly in his answer to this question. This is what His Majesty

said: 'Nothing.'"

Nothing? He didn't have anything on his mind when it came to me? No

fair... He'd had something for everyone else, hadn't he? And yet... when it

came to me, it was "Nothing"...

Why...?

"Princess!" Excel barked.

I'd nearly gotten lost in my thoughts, but Excel's voice snapped me back

to attention.

"Oh! Sorry."

"Listen until I'm finished, please. His Majesty continued on to say this:

'I told her the most important thing on that snowy day. I don't have

anything more to say than that.' Now, as for what he said on that snowy

day... I refrained from asking him in detail, but I think you must have some

idea what he meant, right?"

It came back to me. Of all the days I had spent with Souma, there was

one day in which I vividly remembered that it was snowing. It had been the

31st day, 12th month, and 1,546th year of the Continental Calendar. Last

year's New Year's Eve.

"The truth is, this is something... I really ought to have told you before

Aisha, before Juna, and before Roroa..."

That night, on the terrace of the governmental affairs office, Souma had

said it.

"Liscia... I love you. Please, marry me."

Souma had proposed to me in the snow that had just begun to fall. He

had already told me the most important thing, and there was nothing else

left to think about. That was what Souma said.

I see... I had already received them, hadn't I? The feelings that Souma

held dearest. The moment I thought that, there was a warmth in my chest.

Then...

Slap, slap, slap, slap... Roroa, Aisha, and Juna all started slapping me on

the back.

"Ow...! Hey, stop it! That hurts!" I shouted.

"""..."""

"I dunno," Roroa said. "It feels mighty unfair that only Big Sister Cia

gets it."

"Ohh... Something special just for the two of you, I'm so

jealoooouuuus," Aisha moaned.

"Oh! Dear, how shameful of me..." Juna said.

When I looked at the jealous Roroa and Aisha, and Juna who was

blushing in embarrassment about what she had just done, I broke into a

smile.

Yeah... That was right. Everyone could feel jealous, or that things

weren't fair. The fact that I was candidate to be the first primary queen had

nothing to do with it. It was a feeling I had just because of how much I

cared for a person. That being the case...

"...Hey, Roroa, I'm jealous of the rest of you, too, you know?" I said.

"Hm? Are ya?" she asked.

"Yeah. I wanted to be told, 'I like this about her,' or, 'I don't want to let

anyone else have her,' or, 'I want to protect her.'"

"Hmm. Well, maybe that's just how it goes."

That was why I had to accept it, not deny it. Because I realized this

feeling was important.

With all of our appraisals over and done with, Excel clapped her hands

together.

"Now, you all understand what Souma thinks of you. From here, I think

we'll go into some more practical knowledge of how to improve your

marital relations."

"'Practical knowledge'?" I echoed without thinking, for which Excel

gave me an incredibly nice smile.

"Didn't I tell you at the very beginning? In this lecture, I teach you how

you should act as a wife, the way gentlemen think, and everything from

how to support your husband to how to perform your nightly duties in the

bedroom in a way that makes your marital relations go more smoothly. I'll

be ever so very thorough teaching you about that."

""""..."""" We all fell into dead silence.

Right. Now that she'd mentioned it, she had said that was what this

course was about.

"Um, Grandmother? Setting the other parts aside, well... D-do we

absolutely have to take your lectures on our nightly, um, 'd-duties'?" Juna

asked.

"L-Like Juna said," Aisha added. "It's just too embarrassing..."

"I'm a little interested, y'know?" Roroa put in.

"R-Roroa!" I shouted.

"Huh? You ain't interested, Big Sister Cia?"

"That's... Maybe a little, but..."

While we were acting reluctant, Excel gave us a look that seemed to say,

"I've already planned around you feeling that way," and she patted the

remaining black bundle confidently.

"Oh my? You're sure you want to pass up this opportunity? If you take

my lectures to the end, you'll receive one of these in commemoration."

As she said that, Excel unwrapped the black bundle, and inside there

were notebooks just like before. However, these books were thin, and their

covers were black. Their covers carried the even more dangerous sounding,

"Documents Contain Top Secret Classified Information," and "Dispose of

by Incineration After Reading."

They were being treated like forbidden books, but Excel opened one up

and began flipping through it as if to show it off to us.

"This black notebook contains the [censored] that His Majesty Souma

wants you to do for him, or that he wants to do for you, and the situations

involved."

""""Huh...? Whaaaaaa?!""""

The look in everyone's eyes changed.

[Censored]? Wait, seriously?! I thought.

"I heard all of this after plying him with even more tequeur, so I'm sure

of it," Excel said. "In short, these notebooks contain the naked truth about

his desire for the four of you that His Majesty Souma normally keeps under

control and hidden away."

So this was it!

Juna and I looked at each other once again. Little wonder he had

suppressed the memory. If he'd remembered blabbing about all of this

embarrassing stuff, I was sure he'd never be able to look any of us in the

eye again.

Everyone looked intently at the black notebooks. Excel made a show of

flipping through one of them so that only she could see.

"My, how interesting. It seems he wants to do different things with each

of you. With Roroa... Hoho. With Aisha... I see, so that's how he likes it,

huh. With Juna... Oh, my, to be so young again. And with the princess...

Hee hee."

Hee hee, what?! What exactly was written in there?!

Though Excel was beautiful as she gave us a sidelong glance with a

seductive smile, she also looked like a demon lord. I dunno... I had to feel

sorry for Souma after all this.

"Um... Duchess Walter? I think those notebooks are going a bit far..." I

hesitated.

"Oh, you don't want them, then? In that case, they'll have to be burned

like it says on the cover..."

""""We want them!"""" the four of us shouted in unison.

Excel nodded with satisfaction.

...Sorry, Souma. But I'm sure this is for the good of the kingdom. While

making excuses to my absent husband-to-be, I gave in.

"Now, let's begin the lecture," Excel said with satisfaction.

This was how the first lecture of Excel's Bridal Training Course began.

The course content, naturally, made us feel embarrassed sometimes, but

Souma's fiancées took the lessons seriously. That included me, too.

Well, of course, I wanted that black notebook... I felt it was necessary

for building a stable household and a stable country.

So that we could all live happily ever after.

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Now, about these black notebooks: it is said that, in later days, the

candidates to become queens would ask Excel to produce them regularly.

At first, they would incinerate them when they finished reading them, but

eventually they started to store them somewhere safe, thinking they could

be useful again in the future.

In later years, an historical scholar who discovered a box containing

several of these booklets attempted to announce their contents at an

historical conference, but he stopped just before the announcement claiming

the discovered documents were "forgeries." There were reports that a group

of suspicious men had made contact with him a few days prior, but the truth

of those rumors remains in the darkness.