"Why don't I have a God system?!?!" - Chapter 1

Alex was a unwittingly dumb american, not a handsome ladies man foreigner, nor a charming hardworking cowboy or bodybuilder. Just some snob, who cant get out of his parents basement and into his own house. Well, unluckily he's our protagonist.... But hey, cant be all bad.. for now? As we shift our perspective to him... hopefully just the perspective, not his sense of touch... Alex wakes up, and tries to smash his alarm clock, and it hurts his hand, because he does not have an infinite strength system, like in his dreams.

"Damnit!?!?... Oh...fuck." Alex sits up in his bed, finally turning off his alarm clock.... Alex sees the fact that his rooms an absolute mess, and theres probably some mice having a feast under his bed, he does not bat an eye, instead he looks at the calendar. "Yes! Todays the release of the Saiko figure at Gamehub!" Alex would put on clothing, looking at the weights his parents got him, hoping they would be used. As Alex approached the weights, he turns to the side and goes up the stairs. His parents not even saying good morning as he left, too dissapointed to do so. He would hop in the car, driving to the local Game Store, as he walked in he would find that the, so so precious Figurine had been sold out, inciting the rage of an overweight gamer.

"Damnit.. but you told me that you would have the figurine damnit!" Alex would complain to the worker, almost like a dumbbrained karen. only getting responses such as "It's been sold out!", "We cant do anything until we get more.." Although the fact that the figurine was sold out angered him, he eventually gave up. After calming down, he left the store in anger, walking across the street to the car... As J-walking, especially during a green light is bad, A car coming towards you is even worse.... As Alex, as always made a dumb decision, he was ran over. Not waking up to a crusty bodypillow and a breadcrumb stained bed. After his breathing came back to him, the snow on his bare back startled him and sprung him to life... This isnt the city, especially in summer?

"What in the fuck.....Where the hell am i?" As Alex looked down at his body... he felt a, slight loss in his weight... Although, in reality he was incredibly skinny, no muscle.. Just not a bunch of fat, from constant junk foods... "What the fuck... Wha!!! Wait... this must mean... I've been reincarnated!" Alex would laugh to himself, although looking like a fool. "Then yeah.. I must have a system or some type of cheat... Right? Hahaha.... System!" *He would yell out, as nothing echoed back at him, except the sneers of the birds.* "System!.... System!... God System..!..... Fireball!... Mana read!" He tried everything, every phrase from his novels... But why doesnt he have a system, or some great magic cheat?!?!? Damnit!

"....Great Benevolent System-Senpai!!!" *He tried for one last time, yelling out this, in a tryhard cute stance, looking like an absolute idiot.*

[Developer System Activated, By The Way, You Look Like A Fool.]