1 Chapter.1

'What the f*ck?'

You must be wondering what's going on right?

Well, you see...Just a while ago I was being beaten to death by some scary old man hahaha there were 5 of them too. It's quite scary if you think about it plus they're gay, so you might already know what they did to me before they beat me up.

If you cant guess it, then just imagine ****, gangbang hentai but instead of a girl victim, it's a boy.

Now you must be thinking, why would they do that to me? Well, there is one reason no, scratch that there are three reasons.

The first reason is they hate weebs, of course when I first found this out I was surprised and asked them why, but it turns out there were a lot of chunnis in their neighborhood.

You could see and hear them doing lots of cringe things. So they grew to hate weebs because of it.

The second reason is that I'm a gambler, the reason they hate gamblers is that whenever they loan money to them they never give it back until of course, they won something but alas what they won is simply a quarter of their debt.

And the third reason is that they're working for the local gangsters that are known for being loan sharks. And so the reason they did that to me and beat me up is that they're jealous of my wealth ;) (for real tho, they beat me up because I wasn't able to give the money back)

And here I am in the afterlife, void, space, Tartarus, hell, heaven? I don't really know where I am but it is dark, There is also a chance that they just locked me up in the basement but that's hardly possible since I am floating and looks to be transparent so it's either I became a mutant or dead.

I don't even know how long I'd been here until of course, a bright flash of light blinded my nonexistent eye.

After a while, my nonexistent eye finally got used to bright light and saw a hologram?

'uh hello?'

[Oh, so you finally got used to the light, anyway, I'm a being you mortals call rob that stands for random. omnipotent. being]

'Oh, so you're rob? Well, I am a human being that lives on earth. Earth is a planet full of dirt it i-'

[Okay stop, I know who you are and what earth is okay. I originally intended to give you 5 wishes but because of that not so funny joke I'm gonna make it into two wishes]

'Huh? you should've told me that first'

[Heh, It's already done can't do anything about it. Just take this as a lesson to not do anything rash]

'But, but- eh f*ck it, for my first wish reincarnation to bnha with my memories. second wish 2 quirks that cant be stolen. Is that plausible?'

[ Yeah it is so what kind of quirks do you want?]

'First quirk I'll name it gamble'

[What does it do?]

'Can't you just read my mind?'

[...]

[Are you dumb? I'm literally a hologram do you think I have access to the powers of the original]

'Then how can you give me wishes?'

[Just think of it like this. I'm a waiter I write down your orders and give them to the chef, once they finish cooking I deliver them to you get it now?]

'I guess I do'

[Good, now tell me what does the first quirk do?]

'Okay the abilities of my first quirk gamble are one, it gives me a high amount of IQ and it's permanent, second, it gives me insane luck, third, it makes me have high talent with anything that has to do with gambling.'

[Nice! That's some good quirk. Now for your second quirk what is it?]

'For my second quirk, I'll name it deal'

[Okay and its power or ability?]

'For my quirk deal, it can make deals just like the name implies but whatever at the stake of the deal must be fulfilled, for example, I betted my eyesight and my opponent betted their quirk and they lost to me, then I will gain their quirk and it will perfectly assimilate with me, another example, I betted my IQ and my opponent did the same and they lost then I will gain their IQ, the same thing would happen to me if I lost. Do you get it?'

[I get the gist of it but damn bro you sure do suck at explaining]

[Your second quirk also goes well with your first quirk. You really thought about this didn't you]

'Yeah I did, I've been thinking about what to wish if something like this happens so you could say I've preparing for this my whole life

[Nice that means this is a dream come true for you]

'Yes it is'

[Well... bye then, the original already got your wish, so all I need to do is send you to your new world]

[Also you won't get your quirks instantly, you would have to wait for about a day to gain them]

'I see then, it was nice talking to you bye'

[You too]

With that, I blacked out and got sent to a new world.

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A/N: I made this fast since i just really wanna make the first chapter of this. I know its not well made but at least i tried.