1 Where's my Coffee?

In a technologically advanced coffee shop known as StarBucks there was currently many people in queue.

This Coffee Shop was named this way as it was a space-country themed shop. There was statues of bucks flying through the stars being sold here as well.

They had all come to have some of the galaxy famous coffee that is served at this location, but something was holding up the line.

"Hey, hey hey hey! I want Coffee. You get it? COFFEE." A fuzz ball with long hair was currently screaming at the cashier. This was Richardo.

"Ma'am. You're going to need to calm down a bit, there are others in line.." The young cashier replied.

"I want some Coffee that isn't imported, that is fresh and hugged in nature's grasp. Ah.. make it have no sugar as well! The bitterness rolling down my throat is just.. amazing!" The fuzz ball let out a soft moan and the surrounding customers were disgusted.

"Hey stop holding up the line!" An old man shouted at Richardo.

"Just because you're going to die soon doesn't mean you have to take it out on others! I mean you're just so cute, don't waste it!" Richardo said as she casually turned from angry to caring.

"Ma'am, you do this everyday. Isn't it unhealthy to drink this much coffee anyway?" The cashier questioned with curiosity.

".. Does being healthy matter? I'm a fuzz ball for gods sake!" Richardo replied.

The person behind her finally got angry enough to do the unthinkable. He blew her off of the table.

"AHHH SOMEBODY HELP! MURDER, MURDER!" Richardo shouted as the crowd cheered.

Richardo landed behind the counter and the workers didn't really care. At least she was out of the way now.

But they made a mistake.

Richardo let out a giggle. She had landed in a full dustpan!

Richardo combined her body with the other fuzzballs and turned into one massive fuzzball.

Richardo let out another laugh as it was time for her to use her superpowers. Yes, the Fuzzball, Female, has superpowers. Two to be exact.

As the old man from before happily gave the cashier his change and waited to the side, Richardo used her first Super Power, Mustard, to propel herself into the coffee that was being made.

She was now in the old man's cup of coffee.

"Richardson!" A young blob alien screamed out and set the coffee on the table.

The old man hobbled his way to claim it with a grin from ear to ear.

Today was his day off and he just wanted to relax. Richardson was a kind old man that is a father of 20. Only one of his kids are blood related. He is known for taking in orphans and caring for them.

Sadly, he still worked. Richardson was by no means rich. He worked a sad dead end job on the other side of town and was barely getting by. These days off were his only way of mentally surviving.

The old man sat down at a table and glanced outside. It was a sunny summer day. He smiled and sipped on his coffee. But on the way to drink it, something strange happened.

Richardo banged her head three times onto the paper cup that was given to the old man. The cup turned into a dagger that the man had pierced into his own head. He laid dead on the table.

"Next time dont be so old! But.. I'm gonna miss him." The fuzzball shouted and used her mustard to escape.

This was her second ability. Wood Pecker. The capability to turn anything made of wood into anything else. But of course she had to be able to hit her head on it three times for it to happen. The more times hit, the better effect.

As for the Mustard ability, she's just able to shoot mustard. She can shape the mustard in the sharp swords to pierce things but it never does. It's just mustard.

People in this year of 5020 all have a super power or two. Aliens inhabit every planet, and no Richardo is not an alien. She's a normal fuzz ball. For some strange reason, the fuzzball happened to randomly gain sentience.. truly a mystery.

"Sigh.. I wish mama fuzz was still with me. I miss the way her bathtub drain hair felt when I was a child.." Richardo was lost in thought as she was now currently playing in the dirt outside of the shop.

Richardo had previously been warned many times to stop doing this and they used terms such as "Vandilized", and "Illegal", but she simply loved the nature too much. What's a little more dirt in this spot and less over there?

"OH MY GOD! FATHER, NO!" A young tentacle alien screamed into the air. He had the body of an eight year old tentacle alien, but was clearly in his early 20's. Just for your information he wasn't a tentacle sub B type alien species, he was just a regular Tentacle alien. I'm sure you know what that looks like by now.

The tentacle alien's outfit was a summer dress and a choker. This tentacle alien's name was Richard, and he.. was a trap. A horny, slutty trap.

Richard bent down to examine his father's corpse seductively..

Richard's booty peaked through the dress and was in the full view of the shocked staff. They stared on in disgust.

Richard, liking the staring, shook his ass. A few staff members vomited upon seeing the body earlier and had just now vomited once more..

"Fuck.. I wish there was a horse statue in here. That would really get me going.." The tentacle alien then began to use it's dead father's hand to slap his ass with force. He moaned loudly.

This.. was the first blood child of the old man, and for good reason, was the last.

By this point the police had arrived for the corpse. They motioned for Richard to move, but he didn't

As a police officer went to grab the body, he slightly swiped and touched Richard's shaking ass. The police officer barely touched it and didn't even know he had done it.

"MMMPH" Richard moaned out loud and began to cum large buckets of ink. He was a standard tentacle alien, being an octopus afterall.

The police then left to the morticians. Inside of the body bag was an old man covered in "ink". They never thought they would have this happen to them in their career.

Meanwhile, Richardo was ignoring the window behind her that was now covered in thick black ink and was conversing with a homeless man outside.

"So.. why dont you just get a house?" Richardo asked the homeless man.

"I don't have money.. I had to pay for my daughter's funeral.. due to me being broke from that and my daughter's death, I also now have to pay for my divorce.. not to mention the court fees to see who will get what. Oh and I let my wife- ex.. wife.. sleep in the house. That's why I'm homeless." The man explained in a tone that made it seem like he was used to having things like this happen to him.

"Bro. This is like the future. Why dont you just go live in a cool cave or some shit. Being a crying loser outside of StarBucks is just sad." She replied without a care.

".. You're probably right. I'll go somewhere I'm not seen. I shouldn't ruin other people's days by my mere sight. Enjoy the rest of your day miss." the homeless man began to leave with tears in his eyes. He was walking to the underneath of a local bridge.

"Hurry up and leave!" She shouted behind him.

'Should I tell him that the bridges lower half had leeches? .. he'll probably be fine.'

The man wasn't moving fast enough so she shot him with mustard and then he began to run. He ran backwards and cupped his hands out to get a handful for a meal tonight. He was desperate, he hadn't eaten anything in the past three days.

Richardo the fuzz had begun to deeply ponder.. she was bored.

"So.. what do I do now? I should go on a cool quest or some shit. Hmm.. let me think.. I KNOW!"