2 Speed-running the original journey

Goku and Bulma headed out from Goku's Home. No changes came until they met Master Roshi for the first time

Roshi called out several names until he said "flying nimbus" and something actually happened, a small yellow cloud came flying down "Now I'm giving this to you but you may not be able to ride it, only the pure of heart can ride" Goku jumped on and surprisingly he didn't fall through, he instead landed softly on the cloud, maybe because of Goku's original pure heart he could still ride it.

(Or a big lump a plot armour came into play)

Goku laid down and just floated there "Thank you, but I've got two other requests"

"If the right items are provided, I'm sure your requests can be achieved" Roshi replies with a glint in his eyes

Goku floated over and whispered something in the old man's ear, this caused a small stream of blood to flow out his nostrils, Roshi and Goku shook hands and Goku reached into his pocket, grabbed a set of freshly used panties and handed them to Roshi.

Bulma never even noticed the exchange until a orange ball fell into Goku's palm.

This caused great enjoyment to show on Bulma's face, another ball closer to the end goal of a perfect boyfriend, little did she know, her plans were nowhere near as smooth as she assumed.

They once again set off on the way to the next Dragon Ball, this was in the possession of a inhabitant of the village Oolong terrorised. The journey took quite some time due to Bulma's vehicles having a low maximum speed, that was only when compared with the nimbus of course.

Once they arrived and had met the villagers, Goku headed in the direction of Oolongs house. When he arrived there he saw all the girls living luxuriously and he forced them all back to the village.

He then searched until he saw Oolong untransformed on a road and spoke "Hello Oolong, I solved your problem at home" He pointed at the village "the girls have been sent back and I've got a proposal for you"

Oolong turned in surprise and listened happily when he heard the girls were gone "I'm listening"

"That girl you wanted to marry, why don't you approach her in your pig form and I'll help you win her over"

"What do you want?"

"Money of course, you've extorted enough people to earn quite the load of cash, 100 million"

"100 million zeni, What happens if I don't agree?"

"I'll imprison you and force you into dangerous situations"

"When you say it like that, here's the money"

Oolong handed money over quickly, hiding sadness and they both walked into the village to carry out their plan.

In the end Goku and Bulma walked away with another Dragon Ball in the collection, currently Goku owned the majority of the Dragon Balls in this collection, this didn't really matter to his overall plans.

So next they would meet Yamcha in the desert and whoop dee do, two days later this idiot comes over to extort them, Goku just woke up Bulma and caused Yamcha to turn around ready to run, unfortunately for him Goku punched him into the ground.

He'd eaten beforehand.

So they travelled along only to reach fire mountain where Goku checks and sees Yamcha following behind so he turned around, ran up to the car, pulled Yamcha out and floored Yamcha several tome before throwing away his body, of course he took all his belongings as well.

He then ran back nonchalantly and carried on to fire mountain where a big dude with an axe showed up, ready to add new heads to the collection until Goku manipulated the situation. "Grandpa Gohan and Master Roshi told me to tell you, you've been a bad boy and to stop being so mean"

The axe stopped "Master Roshi and Gohan sent you, why didn't you say so earlier, The only reason I'm being bad is because people are tying to steal my stuff"

"Well, stop and Master Roshi will put out the fire"

"Ok, I'll stop, tell Master Roshi I'm very sorry"

Goku got on the nimbus and flew to Roshi's house where he got Roshi to go to fire mountain on the spinning turtle thingy.

Roshi blew up the mountain with a Kamehameha that Goku copied happily having his dreams come true, Chichi proposed but he declined, he'd rather have Bulma who would let him have his freedom.

The went through the mushroom forest, beat up Carrot dude and sent him to the moon, he also bought a gas mask using money from oolong. They then went on their way to Pilaf's castle .

When the giant robot came to steal their stuff Goku just broke the arm of the robot and they headed on their way, when they got their, Goku let Bulma and himself be captured and 'gased'. When Pilaf and his gang arrived in the room, Goku got up and attacked them, taking their gas masks off.

Goku than pranced on up and took the last dragon Ball and went outside "Shen Long, grant me my wish" This caused Shen long to appear and the sky to go black

"State your wish" Shen long said in a super deep voice.

Goku considered infinite money but decided against it, for now, after all he still needed to train or else he'll end up dead anyway, and what was a obvious training effectiveness booster, gravity "I'd like to ability to control gravity around me"

Shen long looked at him "A limiter will be placed as this is just in the reaches of my power, the radius and strength depends on your power level, this doesn't mean it takes energy to activate, are you sure?"

Goku has guessed something like this would happen but he didn't really care "I am sure"

Shen long's eyes glowed "Your wish is granted"Shen long disappeared and the dragon ball's flew away, ready for the red ribbon army saga and Goku felt the ability be integrated into his memory, he activated and felt himself get heavier, the ability went up in levels and the first and only he could use for the moment was 1.5x gravity, having a 1 metre radius with him at the centre constantly

Goku estimated he weighed about 30kg originally but now he weighed 45kg, he clearly felt the difference, but he planned to keep it on constantly to train his body, he guided Bulma back to West City before heading to Roshi's Island, ready to torture his body.

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