Chapter 44

"Master? Can I ask something?" Kuroka approaches me.

"What is it Kuroka?" I lower my book and look at her.

"Etto, Shirone-chan invited me to their club activity..." As Kuroka was busy doing finger points I answered. "You can go, hell you didn't even need to ask me, Tiamat hired you."

"Well, Shirone and Akeno asked me to invite you as well..." Kuroka says.

I sighed before looking over to my empty desk and the boring book I am reading. I don't have anything to do and it is getting to me.

"Kanna." I call out to her.

"Yes, papa?"

"Want to learn how to swim?" I ask my daughter, if I am going to pool I might as well turn it into family time.

"Yes!" I smile as she runs to Tiamat asking for a swimsuit.

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"Hello once again Devils of ORC." I wave at the Rias' group. I am ready for a pool episode. I am over-equipped for the pool but whatever.

"Merlin-san your familiar is biting your ankle..." Akeno mutters.

"Ah, he does that don't worry." Huh, when did he get horns?

"But you're bleeding..." I don't answer her back since Kuroka comes back with Kanna.

My daughter is cute beyond measure.

The pool episode was ruined(ruined means no lewd moments) due to the presnece of Kanna. Kuroka taught Koneko how to swim while I taught Kanna.

Afterward, I left her with the kids, so I can sunbathe a little. She'll be fine.

Today, Kanna experienced betrayal for the first time in her life. Her father sunbathed while she got her cheeks pinched by the female population of ORC. Unfortunately, they were too big for her to eat them...

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The plot is moving again. I am now calling this phenomenon The Plot Correction and it is done by the universe's will. Since I didn't insert myself into the main plotline as intended, the world is going back to its original plans.

I derailed it enough with the Diodora deal and Asia arc by nature but it seems it was only enough to safely pass the Riser rating game.

Kokabiel is in town, and he already has the swords, except Ruler, Destruction, and Mimic. And Xenovia, Irina, and Asia are sent to recover it.

Asia managed to make the cut after the miracle she invoked during her test, yes the church calling the whole Diodora event a test from Heaven's to see whether Asia would fall or not.

I honestly facepalmed enough to leave a mark on my face. "Gabriel, why aren't we alerted to Kokabiel stealing the swords?"

"Ehh, I complained about how Adam kept flying off unless supervised. It appears they didn't want to bother us." She scratches her cheek.

I have this sudden realization that I need to apologize to my parents for all the dumb shit I did back in the day. "That makes sense..."

Gabriel nudges me getting my attention. "Are you planning on going?"

"I have a long time investment joke going with the Excaliburs." I honestly say.

"Of course you do... Fine then take Adam on a walk but you must stay under an illusion." Gabriel kisses Adam and gives him to me.

"Of course. It wouldn't be fun otherwise." I wink at her and start walking towards Kuoh with my son. We should reach there in time.

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By the time we walked to Kuoh from Kyoto. The fight has progressed to the climax.

Currently, Valper is merging the Excaliburs while everyone except Irina is fighting. Irina probably got taken out after she got the Light Container replacement I gave her, taken out from her.

Unfortunately, Asia isn't throwing lightning bolts but she was healing with AOE spells. She's basically spamming miracles, her faith was boosted to unimaginable levels after she saw Jesus descending.

Unfortunately for them, Kokabiel wasn't sitting around. As I said before The Plot Correction restores the plot. It is easier to boost Kokabiel's side than weaken the main characters.

So Kokabiel has three more Cerberus' than he would normally have. The ritual Valper is using is also powered by my magic system making it faster.

Soon, the Merged Excalibur was finished after a burst of light. Once the light calmed down the new form of the sword was revealed.

"Impossible! How... How could this be!?" Valper falls to his knees after seeing the new Excalibur.

"What the fuck old fart I ain't touching that sword!" Freed visibly recoils from the sight.

I can see Kokabiel's mouth open enough to fit an egg.

The New 'Excalibur'.

"Why does it look like a dick!?" Isamu yells the question in everyone's minds.

Not everyone is shocked though Kiba is rolling on the ground laughing like a mad man. His laughs get louder with every second.

I took that moment to whisper something in Asia's ears, she didn't use them so far it seems. "Use the hand grenade..."

Asia trembles for a second before her gaze turns sharp and she summons the crate I gave her before.

This draws Kokabiel's interest but he doesn't stop her as Asia hands the grenade to shocked Xenovia.

"Asia, what is this? where did you get it?"

"It is the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, I found it in my room after that day. It is time to use it." Asia takes out the book. "But I need to read the Book of Armament."

I can faintly see Kokabiel's eyes going blank as Asia starts reading the book without a care if it is going to hurt the devils or not.

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Once Asia finishes they hear a thump, looking at the source they see Kokabiel's dead body with a light spear going through his head. It appears he has committed suicide.

I look down at my son in my arms, our eyes meet. I can practically hear him saying 'Why?'.

"You see, Adam. I live for this stuff, and one day, you're going to take over from where I left." I gently caress his head.

Adam, on that day decided to be the opposite of his father in certain ways. Unfortunately for the single girls of the Multiverse that also included the harem part.