Chapter 21

AN: This chapter might not be well received, so I might as well get it out of the way.

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Gabriel is watching me, she's probably waiting for an opportunity to talk with me alone. I mean I was there when they decided to send Gabriel.

For this, I left the girls at home, well. Ophis is guarding my daughter's egg, Tiamat is torturing(training) Isamu and Vali is at Grigori training.

I sent Angelica to Golden Dawn to collect Le Fay's homework instead of waiting for her to send them with magic.

Now, I am hovering over an apartment complex in my childhood town. I am not here to lament about my past and talk about my boring background.

No, I am here to bamboozle Gabriel and seduce her at the first meeting, to that end I let my magic reach out to little Jesus, my past identity but in DxD. (AN: Yes my name in Turkish means Jesus...)

My DxD self looks much better than I ever did in my past life due to anime logic but he still has the inborn defects in his body. Currently, it's 2007 so it is too late to fix his leg or feet but he has yet to have that scoliosis surgery.

I fixed him straight, this way he won't be locked at 165 cm like I was, too bad he already lost two years from school so he is socially stunned, he can fix that on his own since he won't be having surgeries every other year.

I also mind-controlled the rest of the family to don't make the mistakes they are bound to make.

Gabriel descended just when I was doing the finishing touches. "It is no nice to mess with innocent strangers." Aww, she has a cute frown on her face.

"Innocent maybe but they're no strangers." I state.

"How?"

"I looked in the Sephiroth Graal and saw through life and death. I was able to see my reincarnation cycle." I bullshit out of my ass, shocking her.

She's probably thinking they're my descendants or something like that. I won't correct her.

"We were wondering why did you give the grail but you just didn't need it anymore right?"

"Yeah, I let her go once I inspected the grail. She chose to find her childhood friend after checking the church out."

"She was thinking about joining the church? Why did she decide against it? Then again the believers might have gotten afraid of her..."

"Holy Sword Project." I state, I am still bullshitting but Valerie does know about the project.

"I know they have their shortcomings but..." Gabriel mumbles.

"They harvested souls of orphans and shoved them up in other exorcists." That shuts her up.

I should find those containers some time and set them free...

"I have some more questions, could you answer?" She asks after some minutes.

"Shoot."

"We heard you have something called Holy Blunt... Where did you get it?"

"This? Well, I farmed it myself." I take out one and toss it to Gabriel.

"This feels too similar to that mystery plant that popped up in Heaven... It was you!" She points at me.

"You thought it was Dio but it was me, Merlin!" I declare. (AN: Dio means God by the way...)

"I cannot believe you sneaked into Heaven!" Her brows furrowed in anger, making her more cute more than anything else.

"And I cannot believe you guys hadn't noticed. I literally made a giant cannabis farm and those angels just said something about God's plan and moved on."

Hearing me Gabriel stops and lights up the Holy Blunt. Her pupils dilate and her serene smile turns into a sneer that gave me chills.

"Ahh~ this is good~. Do you have any idea how hard it is to not fall? You can't enjoy yourself! You have to deal with your idiot siblings because they cannot be left unsupervised!" She keeps taking big puffs from the blunt.

For some reason, her clothing starts to unravel but still manages to cover her...

"I mean seriously, we left Metatron alone for ten minutes he ran away saying he is going to be the Hokage. What the fuck is a Hokage!?" She would have fallen at this point but my edits to the system ensure that she won't.

Just cursing is enough to make an Angel fall.

"I was this close to joining Azazel in that Grigori orgy! Uriel had to tie me up in the end, now I am learning that our target was sneaking in the most secure places in Heaven. Fuck this!" I officially broke Gabriel, she's not herself when high.

"Gabriel, you are not falling."

"Huh, why? I saw people fall for less."

"I don't know maybe it's because of the weed." I point out.

"That is the only explanation..." She mutters before turning towards me with a 'perfect smile'.

"Why don't we test this extensively Merlin? I don't mind falling anyway." She lunges at me, I make no effort to dodge.

Her robe goes with the wind leaving the most beautiful woman in Heaven naked as she hugs my chest.

"I didn't fall Yatta! Now let's try this." She goes for a kiss, but this is where I draw the line.

I push her away before she can kiss me. I have no desire to take her while she is intoxicated. I have a moral high ground to protect. If she had decided on this with a clear head I would have taken her.

"What the fuck Merlin? Why push me away?"

"You are high Gabriel. Here drink this." I toss her a water bottle, it has the effect of clearing the mind.

She frowns but drinks it anyway. Her expression softens as she does. "Merlin? What did we do!? Oh dear, I finally lost control..."

"Calm down, you're still a pure angel. I have never tested this on Angels it seems it lets you indulge in lust under influence." Gabriel gave me a look that said she's not believing my bullshit.

"We both know you would have already fallen just from cursing..." I talk her through making her believe it was all about the blunt. I mean it is but I made it like that.

"This needs more testing. Merlin give me another one, we are testing this right now. This could help heaven, you must know about father's demise since you sneaked in. We can't make more Angels. Heaven needs this!" She comes next to me and starts searching my robes.

"Gabriel, there is an entire farm of that stuff up in Heaven. Also why me, go try it with another Angel why must you put yourself at risk..."

I mean, I can't just keep banging waifus at the first meeting, well maybe one more time and I'll stop doing that...

"I can't ask my siblings to take the risk if I am unwilling to take it myself, now give me the blunt!" Sighing I give her another blunt and watch her smoke it.

Once again her high version comes up to the surface. "Feeling better now that you have deniability?"

"Moral high ground is important, look what happened to Anakin."

"I don't know who that is but whatever, let's start with a kiss." She places a kiss on my lips as I grab her waist.

She is naturally innocent about these things, she might have watched humans doing it but doing it yourself is very different.

Eventually, she goes for a deep kiss exploring my mouth with new angles.

Letting her experiment like this enjoyable as well she's behaving like a child on Christmas. She eventually breaks the kiss due to lack of air and looks up at me.

"Are they still white?" I nod in confirmation.

"Yes!" She grins and reaches out to my pants only to grab my rod.

I have long discarded my clothes and set up a barrier around us. She conjures a cloud for me to sit on and gets on my lap.

At this point, I take charge to make sure she will have maximum enjoyment and come back for seconds.

There is no romantic relationship between us but I feel like she could balance my chaotic mentality.

Lining up to her virgin slit I cast a self-made lubrication spell and sheathe myself inside her.

"Dear father!" That wasn't awkward at all, nope. I am definitely not imagining God's disappointed voice scolding me.

Shaking my head I start pumping and I take Gabriel's lips to keep her from shouting God's name. I might lose my boner otherwise.

With my hands on her hips and her mouth sealed Gabriel has little room to move and can't do much other than enjoy herself.

Sensing my release I speed up my efforts and release inside her, my essence making sure she's pregnant with a boy. I always complained about male angels but I will make sure he will grow up okay.

I released Gabriel once she stopped convulsing from her over the top orgasm and helped her to her feet just as she came down from her high.

She first checked her wings, finding them still white she turned and grinned towards me.

"This is important news, I need to share this with my brothers, we can repopulate Heaven with this." She gets giddy with anticipation.

"Sure go ahead take my entire farm not like I need it or anything." I sarcastically remark.

I mean it's technically Heaven's property but I am not going to point that out if she doesn't realize it.

"What do you want in return? Heaven can offer anything." Gabriel says her pleading eyes look very cute.

"Just take care of our son." I wink at her causing her to cast a spell on herself. Supernatural pregnancies are instant if they happen for some reason, unlike humans.

"I can't believe it! This is a miracle! Thank you for this Merlin but I really need to go." Gabriel leaves after hugging me.

I decide to air walk back to Japan. I already have cameras all over Heaven. I cannot wait to see Michael's reaction.

'Plan: Turn Angels into potheads' is progressing well.

Although I don't know how Vali would react to this, she'll probably go bother Azazel I guess.