15 Chapter 15
I am once again back on the devil's side of the underworld. This time however I am not in Satan's office.
At least Serafall had the decency to invite me to her house which means I am in Sitri Mansion.
Unfortunately this time I am alone since Angelica is taking care of Valerie, teaching her about modern society because vampires are backward savages.
"If you guys are supposed to be impartial to your families why are you living here?" I can't help but ask.
Seriously Sirzechs lives with his family, Serafall lives with her family even Ajuka is living in Astaroth territory.
The only person that lives alone away from their family is Asmodeus, that guy has his mansion where he lives alone.
"How am I supposed to see my So-tan if I don't live here? Please don't ask stupid questions Merlin-kun. Although she left her sister here to go to human school her onee-chan will always love her." She lightly hits my arms as she says.
Yes, I have been elevated to -kun, I think the only reason I haven't got to -chan is because of the Holy Blunt deal.
"Siscon much?"
"Please I am at least honest about it. Sirzechs-chan carries an album full of his sister's photos taken while she's asleep." Hold up.
"Rias' tends to sleep naked if I remember correctly. My maid couldn't stop talking about it after it ended up in Devil Net." I mutter audibly, Serafall grins at me.
"Ahem, Leviathan-sama. I am afraid I don't have much time." Grayfia nudges the satan briefly freezing her.
Why is Grayfia here? Do they want Valerie for Rias?
"Yes, we happened to hear about your actions in Romania Merlin-kun. You do know that will anger the church a lot."
How come it is my actions, I brought every historical people I could find there...
"I love to mess with them and I also have a way to appease them but I appreciate your concerns Serafall."
"Call me Levi-tan as I asked you before." She pouts.
"Nope!" I pop the 'p' making her click her tongue.
"Well, I believe Church won't tolerate a dhampir holding one of the holy relics..."
"I am not giving her to Devils, not everyone is a fan of your Evil Pieces." Well at least not until I am done with her.
"I knew you wouldn't agree but, I had to try. Now that we got that out of the way, have you watched my new movie?" Serafall sighs in regret before bouncing back.
To be honest I expected more coercion on Devil's side but works for me I guess.
Going back to the conversation I gave my honest review to Serafall. I did start watching her shows and movies, I never watched magical girl themed stuff before.
The closest thing was a Sailor Moon fanfic where the Tuxedo guy kept talking about his 100% Nippon steel and how it almost ended the universe because girls fought over it.
Grayfia was silent through the whole conversation, sometimes her eyes would have a glint that scared me.
I am rather afraid of what will become of her since Harem Protagonist radiates a "please adopt me" aura towards taken women.
I am seeing a fight between me and Euclid on who's the better little brother on the horizon.
"Well, while this was enjoyable I still have things to do and I would rather not hog the most popular magical girl of the underworld to myself."
I have been here for hours, my neet senses screaming at me to go back to the comfort of my workshop.
"Merlin-kun~ you are making me blush but indeed I have work to do as well. By the way, do come to visit whenever you want don't wait for an invitation."
"I will endeavor to make time but my life is pretty hectic."
"Well, maybe you should get a manager." Her words struck me.
Manager... Why didn't I think of that before, I also happened to know the best god damn manager in the underworld.
Then again getting her will be hard since she's into knights in shining armors like most of the girls in this world.
...
I decided to visit Tiamat while I am in the Underworld. I don't know if she's in her cave(home?). There's a schedule for a reason but I think she would like a surprise visit.
Getting in the cave and climbing the tedious steps I found her blasting magic towards some targets made out of gold.
I am starting to think everything she owns is made out of gold...
"Yo!"
"Ehhh Merlin when did you come?" She didn't even notice me...
"Whatcha doing?"
"I seem to be getting stronger due to our connection, I was testing things."
Hmm, maybe she's being affected by the Blank Essence...
"Good, do you have time. I was thinking we could roam the forest." I am not much of a romantic guy, I mean it isn't even in the tags but I try.
"Sure! Let me get my coat." Does she even need it?
...
"Yes!~" Tiamat moans as I thrust in her.
"I wasn't thinking about this when I invited you. Why does everything go back to sex with you?" I grumble and slap her ass.
"I am a very frustrated woman~" She replies between her moaning.
Something crashes next to us just as I was about to finish in her.
"Fuck! Who disturbed my fun rollover here!" Tiamat releases her aura making every being around us stiff.
I can faintly hear a Hydra whining in apology before the poor thing moves away.
"Well, let's continue..." Tiamat shakes her ass towards me.
"You are going to ignore that dying person 100 meters away?" I ask not knowing what to do.
"Yes." Shrugging I thrust back in.
This has been the weirdest sex I had so far. I am getting tired of it actually.
...
(Vali POV)
That damned Hydra where did it came from?
{Save that for later, We managed to divide the poison to safe levels but Tiamat is around she sounded angry.}
I get up with a groan. I have been fighting with strong beings in the forest ever since I came back from Romania.
The power Merlin boasts is immense, he didn't even seem fazed after that last spell. He is at least strong as that old fuck, if I can defeat Merlin I can take Rizevim as well...
"Faster Merlin! Give it to me!" I stop after hearing the voice.
'Albion what are the chances?'
{Just leave, they probably know you're here but don't care.} My cheeks flush.
Those perverts doing it in public!
'He is like Azazel as I thought!'
{No, he is better than Azazel since he is sleeping with Tiamat. That puts him above that crow.}
'I don't care!'
