Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.
Florida Man Teaches Children How to Brush Teeth, Eats Toothpaste and Get Hospitalized
Chapter 83 – Florida Man Teaches Children How to Brush Teeth, Eats Toothpaste and Get Hospitalized
4 AM, Imperial Palace
After listening to Tang Xuan's report, Situ Nantian looked at the chancellor in solemn. The emperor also massaged his temples as he had never expected it.
"An emerging celestial being, I see. This is indeed an issue."
Situ Nantian suggested, "Should we contact our ancestors and inform them?"
Yan Xiang shook his head, "No, we can't. He isn't breaking any mortal world's law. He suppresses his strength to the quasi-immortal stage, and he hasn't committed any taboo."
"But he killed junior cultivators?" Situ Nantian frowned.
Tang Xuan had another opinion, "Everything was self-defense. Daoist Florida Man never attacked anybody first. The incident yesterday occurred because the third prince's henchmen picked a fight with his pet."