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Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

DamnPlotArmor · Fantasy
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Florida Man Created Realistic Wax Doll of His Dream Girl to Grope Her Breasts. The Doll Was Haunted, but Florida Man Happily Exorcised It on His Bed.

Chapter 204 – Florida Man Created Realistic Wax Doll of His Dream Girl to Grope Her Breasts. The Doll Was Haunted, but Florida Man Happily Exorcised It on His Bed.

"Now, then."

Leo grabbed the gnosis crystal. It instantly vanished into his body. No dao avatar appeared. Instead, the system confused him.

<Congratulations. You have digested the Gnosis of Pocket Dimension!>

<A new feature has been unlocked. You may explore the pocket dimension inside you.>

"Huh? Oh, okay?"

Although Leo was confused, he checked his system menu to see a new feature. However, he was left disappointed. No new feature showed up in his system menu.

"Where the hell is that new mode? System, is this an April's fool joke?!"

The system didn't respond.

"Tsk."

Since Leo got no answer from the system, he turned his attention to his alien ring. He rubbed it as if he wished to summon the Genie of the Lamp. 

"Come out, my dude. I need help."