Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.
Florida Man Cleans His Internal Organ Using High-Pressure Water, Suffers Brain Damage
Chapter 100 – Florida Man Cleans His Internal Organ Using High-Pressure Water, Suffers Brain Damage
Taxi faintly heard Leo's shout. Although he was interested in an easy job, he was reluctant to get close to the nasty sweet dream mushroom forest.
"Smash D:"
Leo didn't hear the pony's voice, but he took it as a yes. He looked up and calculated his jump. Then, he parkoured out of the hallowed hall and jumped three kilometers.
A second later, Leo appeared in front of Taxi. He grabbed the horn and swung his body on the horseback.
"Whew. I finally get the hang of it. Vertical jump is a lot easier than Spiderman jumps."
However, Leo forgot about one fact. First, his clothes were all burnt, and he was naked. Secondly, his entire body was on fire.
Taxi sensed something warm on his back. Although the gasoline fire was nothing to Taxi, he still got annoyed.
"Smash!"
"Yeah, I know. I know. Sorry about the fire. I'll put that out."