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Fail Fail youre Failed as Human Being

Kali was poor college student. he was handsome with black ponytail. he wear glasses make him look smart. many rich girl like him but he doesnt want to take any girlfriend cause he doesnt like if people said he was a boy toy.

He work as bartender so he could pay his tuition. in his way to home he got hit by train since someone pushing him from behind. "if i cant have you no one can".

he hear girl voice from behind. "crap all girl are ruthless" is his last thought. and then Kali vision went blank he know he was died for sure

---welcome to bartender system. please workhard to introduce all kind of drink to this world---

Kali shocked hearing that "what the hells going on here didnt i died ?"

---yeah youre dead this is mirror if you insist want to look at your condition but if you hate gore i dont suggest you for doing that---

Kali look at himself his hand broken like sugarcane that has been squizeed dry his head is half broken with blood and brain out. his eyes only one remained at the right place.

"What the fuck so why can i see mirror with this condition even when im alive i cant see without glasses" kali said.

---of course that was because youre looking with spiritual eyes. ok enough for that. you are gonna got revived to other world by me and go to other world to sell some Drink---

"the hell so i got reincarnated just for that?? cant i just reincarnated on the earth again like normal people do??" kali asking.

---nope kids you waste blessing from god you are deemed as failed human being!!!---

"What i never did anything wrong and what are you said blessing more like cursed i never feel happy in my life" Kali complain while pointing at the light infront of him.

---First is you handsome yet you still virgin. Second is many rich girl want you yet you reject. Third you had smart brain yet because of your pride your ego ignoring what the God give you and always complain world is unfair. You fuck er even i want to kill you right here right now even God dont want to reincarnate you but rule is rule 50% God want to revive you yeah you know why 50% becase half of God is girl. Thx because that you could alive once more even if its in other world---

Kali was speechless hearing that but he cant talk back to the system cause all of that was true after he was thinking it through.

---But dont happy you dick head because you need to clear your bartender practice in here first before you got reincarnated the best result the best race you born in, but no human God deny your existance. but please be hapy. you trash could even born as God race if you got good result but if you got the worse result please imagine a slime became bartender. even before you create anything people will create your tomb already hahahah---

Kali cursed in "Fuck God i know they gonna pull some trick to curse me but to think they was too black hearted, but i will never yield to them i will got the best result and born as the same race as them"

---Enough dont say bad thing about God i can hear what you said in your mind. I warn you became God is hard this is the book of all the plant and book of all animal species in the world and their effect read all of this and create something i will judge its rank Please work hard. dont waste this chance from God work hard young man----

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