20 Ch 20 – Time Fucker (Extra Chapter)
With a quick grab to the man's body, the man was suddenly tied with ropes to the chair out of nowhere, his hands and legs cuffed with a metallic cuff, then putting a tape over his eyes and taking a gun from his pockets, the boy sits down on the other end of the room and preps his questions.
Taking a swig of water from the glass cup beside him, he nods his head and resumes time once more, his heart slightly racing at what the encounter would be like.
As the man's body suddenly tugs in shock, the man easily calms down that not even his breathing became erratic.
"So, a time traveler? Or another precog?" the man said, the boy's heart skipping a beat at the man's words.
'W-what?' the boy thought, the grip on his gun tightening at how the man easily guessed who he was.
'N-no, he must be bluffing!' the boy thought, shaking his head, calming himself down by taking deep breaths.
"Oh, you think I'm bluffing, don't you? You're afraid right, probably thinking how did I know your exact identity, a time traveler? It's pretty easy really when you're as smart as me. So, say time traveler, what did the evil future version of me did to make you tie me up?" the man said calmly, the unnerving silence getting into his mind as his heart beats faster, the man seemingly having everything under his control even when he hasn't spoken yet.
"Just ask already, you're just wasting my time you white-haired kid," the man said, as his eyes widen in shock, the boy hastily looks around trying to see if there were any surveillance cameras of the such.
Gritting his teeth, he slaps his face to calm himself down and resumes to point his gun at the man.
"Tell me, who are you?" the boy said.
"The name's Dee Z. Nuts, time traveler extraordinaire and genius scientist," the man said, his grin widening as he felt unease and a nerve-wracking aura enveloping the whole room.
"Don't lie! You know I can kill you any time I want!" the boy shouts, his breaths getting ragged.
"Oh no, I'm so scared time traveler. Tell me, how long have you been in the time-traveling business? A year, a decade, a century? You've probably been only time-traveling a few years right? Sigh, how I envy your ability," the man said, a toothy grin creeping on his mouth showing his pearly white teeth.
'Calm down, calm the fuck down me!' the boy thought, wiping away the sweat that coats his forehead, the illogical fear getting calmed down.
"Shut up, tell me, why do you plan to do with the moon?" the boy said, clicking his tongue.
"Hmm, the moon? What did I do with the moon?" the man said, his head leaning to the left, a confused tone leaving his mouth.
"Don't lie! I know you're fucking lying!" the boy said, unnatural anger suddenly erupting in his mind, slamming the gun on Braun's forehead.
"Oh? You planning to kill me? Then shoot! SHOOT MOTHERFUCKER! KILL ME!" Braun suddenly said, the boy's eyes wincing as he hastily makes distance between them, the fear returning back to his mind.
'W-what the fuck is happening to me?! Can he control my emotions?!' the boy thought, biting his tongue to send a shock of pain to his mind, rationality returning back to his messed mind.
"You, can you control emotions?" the boy asked, causing the man in front of him to chuckle.
"Indeed, so you finally caught up huh?" the man said, shaking his head in defeat. Finally gaining a bit of info from the man, reality suddenly slowly reverts back in time and the boy appears right back when he resumed time.
"So, a time traveler? Or another precog?" the man said, the boy looks at him with an unbothered gaze.
'Yes, that's right, I'm the one in control.' He thought, taking a deep breath, he cocks his gun towards the man once more.
"Tell me, how do you know I'm a time traveler?" the boy asked, Braun's eyebrows raising up behind the blindfold covering his eyes.
"Oh, that? I was just bluffing!" the man said, a chuckle coming out of his mouth but the boy still looks at him with a blank stare.
"Okay, I relent. I know you're a time traveler because I was just suddenly all tied up without me doing anything to offend somebody in the present," the man said, giving an "honest" answer to the boy.
Nodding his head, he leans on the table counter behind him and asks another question.
"Now, why do you plan to blow up the whole moon?" the boy asks, rubbing his forehead to ease his mind.
"Oh, it's because I hate the moon. There's a moon god on there and I'm a time traveler who plans to defeat a world-ending threat," the man said, the boy's eyes furrowing at how the man continues to act so carefree and lies through his teeth.
"Fuck you, just tell me already, I can just go back in fucking time and continue to do this for years!" the boy said, clicking his tongue when the man guffaws in response.
"Can you really? Having the power to manipulate time means you're a big bitch right? No problems, no consequences, you don't live in the present, you live in the past and future, how sad!" the man said, a grin rupturing on his face as the boy fumes and shoots the gun straight to the man's forehead, a bloody hole piercing through the man's head and to his back, blood dripping down to the ground.
Reverting back time, he goes back to the start with a new plan.
"So, a time traveler? Or another precog?" the man said, the boy sits sighs, drags a chair to his place, and sits on top of it with a blank stare.
"Sigh, just tell me why you want to blow up the moon man?" the boy said, letting out a tired sigh.
"Oh, I'll tell you alright. So first, we need to go back to BCE 21 where I was Merlin riding on my big fat monster cock…" the man said, telling an absurd story for a few minutes straight until the boy's eyes turned bloodshot and go back in time.
Soon, a cycle of torture starts for the boy, repeatedly going back in time to try and gain more info from the man, each cycle getting longer and longer as there will be some slip-ups from his lies but the lies are starting to get to his mind.
"Did you know that my big fat monster cock could travel at the speed of sound and could ravage armies of thousands!" the man said, a big wide grin splattered on his face as his saliva splattered everywhere.
"I've fucking heard this story already! Just skip to BCE 1!" the boy shouts, an exasperated sigh leaving his mouth.
"No! You would forget important details! Do you remember what happened to Long Schlong the Great?!" the man shouts in defiance.
"YES! HE FUCKING DIED IN THE WAR OF GREAT MONSTERS COCKS IN BCE 18!" the boy shouts as he slams his foot to the ground.
"Okay! But let me take a break real quick," the man said, closing his mouth as he stayed quiet, the quiet slowly affecting the boy's nerves as if he was going insane once more.
"Come on! Continue your story already!" the boy shouts, breaking the silence.
"Okay, I just need 5 more seconds," the man said, licking his dry lips.
"Okay, co-" the boy suddenly stops, he felt a prickling feeling appearing in the back of his nape and watches the TV beside them that suddenly opens on its own to show a yellow barrier enveloping the whole moon in front of them.
"H-how?" the boy asks, his control over his powers fleeting away with his consciousness fading away.
"I don't need to answer somebody unwilling to listen to my grand stories," the man said, his body glowing from red to yellow, until it turned white and a large explosion appears right inside his apartment room, exploding everything around it into bits and pieces, the last traces of his existence in this universe fully gone from his internet presence to real-life presence, and the only one left is him destroying the whole moon.
Directly inside a white room filled with lab equipment like vials, microscopes, and some were even alien-like a weird black cube, Braun opens his eyes while his retina slightly glows blue, glancing at the connection now broken from one of his bots, he lets out a groan as his plan from the very start to gain info on any precog hack and time fuckers worked like a charm.
Pressing a button on the table below him, he rubs his eyes with his goals finally accomplished in universe A-1, a naming basis that would still develop as he explores more universe but he would take A series as a universe pretty similar to the first universe of this set of universes.
With the whole room shaking, a chair appears beside him which he sits on and soon, the whole room transforms into a space van with enough space to contain all of his lab stuff as all of them were put in the back, all contained in a black box that only he can open and all of them could tank through nuclear bombs with ease.
Controlling his van through the chip in his brain, the rocket thrusters revved up while the buttload amount of portal fluid that came from the destroyed moon enters his car, putting his portal gun in a cartridge, yellow fluid flows through the car, and with a blast from its lights, a gigantic golden portal forms in front of him that could swallow his whole space van.
As he takes a deep breath, he takes a quick revision on what has happened in this universe.
'So there is indeed a secret organization who has a precog, a time traveler, but besides that, there's really no other threat other than them. As long as I make that quantum field that disrupts and divination on me, I'm good to go with precogs and perhaps time travelers. But let's see, I made a robot clone, a forcefield generator, a nuclear reactor, a laser gun, a space van/lab, a huge amount of portal fluid, and other minor creations. What do I need to improve in the next alternate universe?' Braun thought, multiple floating translucent screens appearing in his vision.
'So I didn't use my cheat other than the first time so my dependence on it is already near zero. Hmm, perhaps learn martial arts, maybe start from scratch in a forest to increase my creative mind and ability to use anything to my advantage, learn more languages without relying on the translator function of the chip…' Braun thought, multiple goals and tasks he plans to do, and on top of the list was.
'Learn what quirks are, see if they are able to manipulate me in any way, perhaps even make my own version of it, if not, just rely on the superpower serums Rick knows, though I will have to change some of the materials as I have no way of getting them here as of now.' He thought, mentally making more important tasks, and finally, he glances at the golden portal in front of him and puts his feet on the pedal, the rocket thrusters behind the van whirl to life, and the drive to the portal starts.
'On to another universe!' Braun thought, a grin on his face as his van accelerates further and with a silent boom in the vacuum of space containing nothing but the void, the car slowly nears the portal and as it enters through it, he felt like his whole body passes through a weird membrane of sorts.
AN: This is 2003 words, you're welcome
This is just to show off my big brain and my hate for powers like time manipulation and precognition, I'm chanelling all of my anger through Braun because time is a complicated subject and I'm not a fucking genius!
Also, fuck you A-1, I ain't going to watch MHA because I'm too lazy, so now that we are officially gone from like the official MHA universe, we're only going to AUs from now on motherfuckers.
Quick explanation for Operation Moon Fluid (name not finalized), send robotic avatars to the moon and will approximately take 10+ minutes for one of the bots to finish building the portal fluid field maker for the moon, due to the anticipation that a time traveler exists, the first robot in Ch 19 is actually a second bot and isn't the bot that the time traveler here interrogated, after elongating the cock story far enough for the plan to finish in all sides, the time traveler dies, the Seers were tricked by Bot 2, and Bot 3 finished making the device, and in the end, they won.
(May 24, 2022 – 181st day of writing)
