Ch 19 – Precog Hacks
Inside Braun's living room, he sits on top of a wooden chair and looks at the assortment of materials right beside him on the ground, from metallic tubes to wires, he nods his head now that he could start building a temporary machine to convert the whole moon into portal fluid that could last him for a long while.
Standing up, a golden portal appears in front of him while the chant 'Destroy the moon' keeps replaying in his mind, as the watch on his right arm lights up, the materials around him float up with all of them being encased in a translucent blue barrier like a solid bubble.
Clicking on the collar of his shirt, a glass bubble-like helmet covers his whole face along with multiple translucent screens appearing everywhere in his vision, and as oxygen enters his helmet, a metallic suit went to encase his whole body to protect him from the vacuum of space.
With everything now prepared, he takes a deep breath and walks through the portal, fully confident about the success of his project.
As if he passes through a weird membrane, he finds the gravity being reduce to near-nothingness.
But as he opens his eyes, he sees a horde, an army of humanoid beings wearing a white cloak inlaid with gold rims and lines all along the cloak that covers their whole body, their face covered by the hood of the cloak in shadows with each of them holding guns, riding vehicles ahead of its time by a few decades with laser guns and railguns strap on top of the cars, tanks, others having elemental attacks ready at bay, elemental spirits, some are even mythical monsters such as a giant towering everything around it.
"PRECOG HACKS!" Braun shouts, gritting his teeth at his instant loss, but he wasn't going down without a fight, that was until one of the random people in front of him raises their arms and he was instantly knocked unconscious.
With the army stopping their offensive poses, two of them hastily went to grab Braun's unconscious body and put a series of defensive measures all over his body, from cuffs to a suit made out of unknown materials that would keep him immobilized and more, their willingness to use so many measures to keep Braun taken care off means that there must be something that Braun has done to prompt them to do this.
Putting him inside a car, they rolled out of the area as the ground suddenly opens with a metallic slope leading underground shooting out of the white ground of the moon, driving down, the army disappears from the surface of the moon without a trace, leaving Braun vulnerable to whatever they plan to do.
In a different room with pure white walls, a tiled floor made out of marble, it seems to belong to someone who is a minimalist due to the severe lack of décor as only the essential furniture such as tables and beds were inside it, but a figure was seen lying down on the big white bed, with waist-long golden blond hair, a short figure, fair white skin with the color of roses on her cheeks, shoulders, and knees. It was as if she was ripped straight out of a fairy tale and she was the sleeping beauty.
But soon, the peaceful aura that emanated from her body was disrupted as her cute, wide gem-like blue eyes opened wide as her eyes dilated in rapid succession.
"H-how could someone be so willing to cause so much destruction? To destroy countries, ravage cities on a whim, bringing the apocalypse to succeed this unknown project of his by destroying the whole moon… It's a good thing we were able to take care of him early on before he becomes a serious threat to the world," the girl mutters, grabbing her trembling arms and taking deep breaths to calm herself down from the sheer horror she witnessed in her visions.
Seeing the phone-like device in her buzz and showing that the man was captured, she hastily stands up from her bed and puts on her outfit, a white cloak the same as the others but this time, the golden designs were much grander and beautiful, full of grace and beauty akin to a god's artifact, donning on a golden mask that covers her blue eyes, she walks out of her room, preparing to inspect what the man will do far away.
Back to Braun, he slowly regains his consciousness as he opens his eyes, expecting himself to be back in his bedroom, he was instead greeted by his body being bound to a metallic chair lined with electric coils, dangerous weapons, along with his whole body being covered by metal that directly connects to the chair he was sitting on, not only that, below that metal casing, he finds his body being tied and immobilized by a multitude of measures that causes him to chuckle.
"Oh golly! What do we have here? I'm suddenly bound to a metallic chair with dangerous life-threatening objects right around me, where can I call the authority because it seems like I'm in a villain's lair!" Braun shouts, glancing at the room he was in, consisting of nothing but white walls and a plastic table and chair in front of him.
"Sigh, just come out already you precog motherfuckers. What did I do huh?! I did nothing wrong right now! I was only planning to do a little experiment on the moon! Did I blow it up or something?! Then I'm sorry for that!" Braun shouts, his body struggling to get out of this predicament but to no avail as he was stuck there with nothing to do.
"You guys planning to do the waiting game?! Oh, I can fucking wait alright! I waited years to find a precog fucker like you and blow your brains into a meat paste and drink it raw so I can gain your quirks and become a demon lord from another planet in this wide fuckign universe we live in!" Braun shouts, rambling on and on as if he was a never-ending machine.
"Oh, your surprise magic is real?! Of course, it's fucking real you dumb fucks! I'm fucking Merlin the big bad wizard of the Hiroshima disaster in BCE 2103 who has slain countless Kaijus using my big fat monster cock! My steed that I rode to battle in countless wars!" Braun shouts, his throat never getting sore from all that shouting.
As the people who watch him sigh, one person wearing a cloak finally puts their hand on a device on the wall that scans their palms and the door automatically opens, Braun shouts finally stopping now that somebody else was here while the girl who recently woke up watches Braun with incredulous eyes, this actions of his far from the one she expected of his nature.
"There we go! I thought I would have to make a whole fucking story from scratch with how long you guys took to get here. So talk to me interrogator of mine, what did I do wrong?" Braun said with a grin, his heartbeat is the same as always from the machine right beside him that detects whether he was lying or not.
But the person in front of him has the quirk to see whether someone is lying or not so the heartrate detector is more for shows.
"Freidrich Braun, past unknown, first seen appearing in a dark alley through a green portal in Musutafu right beside a mall. Abilities, intellect of unknown levels capable of making devices that in his words, "Could create infinite energy,", a laser gun made with a radio and batteries, a forcefield watch, and more technology that was made with literal scraps showing an intellect that seems to come from a creation type quirk," the person said with a feminine voice, their gender finally being revealed.
"That's me indeed miss interrogator. So how could I help you, you want me to answer your questions or what? In fact, why don't you just extract my memories and instantly get the answers yourself?" Braun said, his grin widening.
"Tell me, mister Braun. What is your quirk?" the person said with a monotonous voice.
"My quirk is that I'm a time traveler, but I can only time travel whenever I bust a nut," Braun said, saying that line with a serious face and even a serious voice as she surprisingly detected that he was not lying.
"You want to test it out? You can stroke my dynamite and I promise you, I will only travel one second back in time," Braun said with a toothy grin.
But unfortunately, he felt a very painful sensation in his nether regions as a loud shriek escaped from his mouth.
"MY COCKKKKKK!" Braun shouts, tears dripping from his mouth as he felt a needle being injected into his neck, the pain hastily subsiding.
"Next, what is your goal? Why do you plan to destroy the whole moon?" the person said, ignoring Braun's hateful glare.
"My goal? I planned to blow it up to save the world from the moon god but now, I'll fucking leave that task to you guys! You ain't getting no answers from my mouth you motherfuckers! Here I am trying to save the whole fucking world and you guys just have to ruin it. Have fun taking the blame for the death of billions!" Braun said, rolling his eyes while the girl was surprised to see that her quirk said he wasn't lying.
"Everyone, he has the ability to evade my lie detection," the girl said, and as she said that, the maiden who saw what Braun did in the future was weirded out with the Braun in front of him, he was so carefree, as if the thing happening to him was a mere joke to him.
Watching another one of her people enter the room to give the current interrogator a syringe, she takes a deep breath to calm herself down and her eyes soon glow blue, closing her eyes, her power activates to see into the future of the current interrogation.
As she watches the interrogator inject the serum into Braun's neck in an omniscient manner, she closely inspects Braun.
"Hey, you precog, you watching the future right now?" Braun suddenly said, directly making eye contact with her causing her heart to skip a bit.
"Did I scare ya? You must be scared right now innit? I'm just messing with ya, I don't even know how your powers work! But you messed with the wrong man! You really think I would let this down after my death?! Do you really think someone as smart as me would simply die with precogs?! Precogs?! I dealt with time travelers already before! So… say kaboom!" Braun said with his grin widening, and as her eyes widen, the whole room was suddenly enveloped by yellow light, and then, her vision went blank.
Opening her eyes wide, she hastily lets out a cough and takes out her phone-like device.
"Everyone! Get out of the moon! It's compromised!" the Seer said, as the people around her have their eyes widened in shock, a manic laugh erupted from Braun who was in the interrogation room.
"BINGO BANGO! YOU FUCKING HACK! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DIE ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE!" Braun shouts, as one of her subordinates hastily grabs her along with her protectors, they hastily teleport out of the moon and they directly appear on their base on Earth, currently located under the seas.
Opening the monitor beside them, they watch multiple space shuttles shoot out of the moon along with a yellow barrier suddenly enveloping the whole celestial body, and as yellow light erupts from the moon as the epicenter, they watch the moon size barrier slowly get smaller and smaller as the yellow light slowly transforms into a liquid-like state, with a big blue middle finger appearing in the void of space as the words "Fuck you precog," was engrained in the middle finger.
But soon, reality suddenly comes to a halt, then as if somebody played the reverse the button, the events slowly revert back to Braun's first meeting with the precogs while a boy, probably a teenage boy with white hair, white eyes, pale white skin wearing a white shirt and black pants suddenly appears on the moon with curious eyes.
"What the fuck happened here?" the boy mutters, glancing at the golden portal behind Braun and as he moves his hands around, time slowly reverts back by a few seconds until the first portal appeared and he walks through it, seeing the man who must have caused the moon to explode sitting on a chair.
As he grins, he cracks his knuckles and thought to himself. 'Sigh, it's so hard to be a time traveler, always saving the world from monsters like you.'
AN: This is 2163 words, you're welcome.
Writing is hard, so give me some powerstones.
(May 24, 2022 – 181st day of writing)