3 Bitch Slapped

Sup peeps!

So realised that I didn't explain Ryuu's Knowledge Replication(KR) well enough. If Ryuu used KR on a servant, he will get their skills, knowledge, and experience in using them, also any abilities like blessings will become like an active skill that Ryuu can use. Ryuu can also use KR on items and be like Shirou, and make them with Gradation Air. I hope this explained how KR works.

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Walking down the hallway together with Mash, I can't help but remember how kind Olga was to help me wake up. And how did she wake me up? By bitch slapping me.

One day, I will have my revenge, mark my words, Olga. I will let you know how it feels to be bitch slapped.

"Are you all right, senpai?" Mash asked me.

"Fine as I can be, after being bitch slapped," I replied to Mash.

"For a woman with a slim body, she sure knows how to slap," I said out loud to myself.

Looking at Mash, she didn't look very happy that I was slapped.

"Although, I fell asleep during orientation isn't it a bit too much to leave me out of the first mission?"

Well, at least I won't end up like the other 47 master candidate when the shit hits the roof.

Following Mash to my room, I saw a white blur speeding towards us.

"Watch out!" I shouted at Mash.

Fou!

Fou jumped on Mash's face and used it as a platform to climb onto Mash's head and somehow slid down her back and got on her shoulder.

"Don't worry, senpai. Fou likes to attack my face and settle on my shoulder," Mash said to me with a smile.

I sighed and gave Mash a weary smile.

(A/N: My kouhai can't be this stupid. Kekw, kudos for those who got the ref)

"Are you the one who named him Fou, Mash?" I asked Mash as we continued to walk towards my room.

"That's right. For no special reason the word fou was the first thing that popped into my mind," Mash said with a happy smile.

While chatting, we quickly arrived in front of my room.

"This is your room, senpai," Mash said as we arrived in front of my room.

"Thanks for coming all this way, Mash. But don't you have to get ready for the mission?" I said to her.

"Yes, senpai. I have got to head back now."

Fou! Kyu!

(A/N: Sounds like Fuck you, lmao)

"Fou said that he will look after you, senpai. That sets my mind to ease," Mash translated what Fou said and added her bit.

"Now, then, I'm off. If we are lucky, we might meet again, senpai," Mash said.

I just smile and nodded at her. With that, Fou jumped off her shoulder and Mash ran down the hall to wherever she is heading to.

You have no idea how soon we will meet again, Mash. I could not help but feel grim at the thought of meeting a dying Mash.

Sighing, I opened the door and headed inside the room.

Walking inside the room, I saw a person in a white doctor's coat.

The person in the white doctor's coat also saw me and became startled.

"Wa-who are you? What are you doing in this empty room? This is where I slack off! Who gave you permission to come in?" The person in the white coat, rather the woman in the white coat fired question after another without giving me a chance to speak.

"Are you done? Or do you have any more questions before I begin?" I asked the woman standing before me.

Realising her mistake, a woman started to rub the back of her head in a sheepish manner and said, "Sorry, my bad. I am Romani Archaman, the head of the medical department."

(A/N: Boom! Fem Romani. Sorry, could not fucking find a pic of fem Romani. If you guys have any suitable images, please post them here.)

"I am Yagami Ryuu, Master candidate 48 and I was told that this is my room," I said to the now named Romani.

"Ah, so are the last master, nice to meet you," Romani said.

I nodded at her, "Nice to meet you too."

Fou!

Looking at Fou, Romani said, "This must be Fou, Mash told me a lot about him. How about I teach him some tricks?"

Kneeling down, Romani said to Fou, "Shake hands. If you do it, I will give you a snack."

Fou!

Fou gave Romani a pitying look and ignored her.

"Hahaha," I could not help but laugh when Fou gave her a pitying look.

*cough* Romani coughed to and tried to hide her embarrassment.

"A-anyways, you are the rookie that got on the bad side of the Director, aren't you?" Romani said, trying to shift the topic.

I felt my lips twitch. Does everyone know of that?

I looked at Romani and asked, "Who else knows about that?"

"Ah that, almost everyone knows about that, hahaha," Romani said with an awkward laugh.

I could not help but sigh. Good thing 90% of them will die in a few minutes. Hundreds? Thousands? Will die in a few minutes and I... sigh.

"You and I are alike. You know, I also got yelled at by her too," Romani said to me when she saw me sighing. She must have been mistaken that I was depressed with what happened with Olga.

I raised my right eyebrow and asked, "The hell did you do to piss her off? Slack off during work?"

Once again, she rubbed the back of her head in an embarrassed manner.

Man, who knew that even after reincarnating as a woman, Solomon is a slacker.

"Since we both have nothing to do, why don't we spend some time and deepen our friendship?" Romani asked me.

"Sure, that's fine by me. By the way, this is my room now but you can come slack here whenever you want," I replied to her.

"Really?" Romani's face brightened up. She looked like a child who got her favorite toy.

"Yeah," I said to her with a smile. I can't believe that Solomon, the king of magecraft is behaving like a child. Just how much does she enjoy slack off?

"Good, I will come to my friend's room to slack any time I want. Yay, I've made a new friend," Romani said and started giggling to herself.

Just then, Lev's voice sounded out from the PA, "Romani, we are going to start the rayshift soon. Could you come in case there's an emergency? There's a Team that is showing signs of abnormalities."

So, it is about to start, huh. I watched as Romani and Lev talked over the PA.

"Hurry up, will you? If you are in the infirmary, then you can get here in 2 minutes," I could hear the anxiousness in Lev's voice.

"This isn't the infirmary, is it?" I asked Romani with an amused smile.

"Ehe?"

"Ehe te nandayo"

"From here, it will at least take 5 minutes to the rayshift room," Romani said with a sigh.

"Well, I have to go. When you get settled, come by the infirmary and I will treat you to some yummy cake," Romani said with a small smile.

It was at that moment that the lights went out and I knew it was about to start.

"The lights are out. Did something hap-"

BOOM!