Proving that the B*stard is a B*stard is a Problem
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
"Of course we'll accept the death certificate if it was obtained through proper procedures. There's no denying of such clear evidence," the policeman beside him said.
"But it's definitely fake because I'm not dead yet!" Yue Pengcheng cried.
"Then how will you prove that you're not dead?" the policeman asked.
"But… the fact that I'm alive is the best proof there is! How else am I supposed to prove that I'm not dead?"
"Then that's your problem. We, the police can only follow the standard procedures of investigation."
"You're the police. You should be investigating…"
"The proof that they gave was real. Why should we investigate further?"
"You--you—I know that you are all conspiring with Yue Tingfeng! You—"
"Then go ahead and lodge a report!"
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