fart is very toxic

Ask a matter of fact birds cannot fly without fact fact

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Jungkook ff my old crush got retouched

Profligate Poison Doctor

As a cultivator who once stood high above the clouds, gazing upon all beings, what path should Xiao Qiang tread upon in this unfamiliar world? Embark on a life of unrestrained cultivation, allowing his poison to ripple far and wide. Xiao Qiang envisions founding his own empire in this urban realm!

Nine star hegmon body art

Long Chen, a crippled youth who cannot cultivate, is constantly targeted and bullied by his fellow noble heirs. After a particularly vicious beating, he wakes up and realizes a Pill God’s soul has somehow merged with him, giving him some additional memories. Within those memories is the mysterious Nine Star Hegemon Body Art, a cultivation technique that even he can train in, but whose secrets and origin are still a mystery to him. Relying on his improved instincts as he finally begins to cultivate, he realizes a huge conspiracy is underfoot within the Phoenix Cry Empire, one involving his father, members of the imperial family, and even the Emperor himself. In order to solve the mysteries around him, he must rely on his new alchemy techniques and the powerful but baffling Nine Star Hegemon Body Art. Countless enemies block him as he attempts to climb to the peak of the cultivation world. Fate destined him to be only a chess piece, but he would not bow to the will of the Heavens.

SENSEI,PUNISH ME PLEASE!

Hanzo Akuma, known as the wisest Math teacher in the Hanekage University.He is idolized by his student because of his unbelievable intelligence and his stunning beauty. On the other hand,Hanabi Chan a badass,spoiled brat who causes trouble at school fell in love with the top student Hayabusa Kage. Kagura Onmyouji is Hayabusa’s partner.She is gentle and a kind lady but Hanabi hates her for owning Hayabusa.

La villana se enamoro del hombre viudo con dos hijos

Ideealaria reencarnó en un juego otome. Recobró sus memorias justo cuando estaba a punto de ser desterrada. Con un poco de suerte logra ganar tiempo para ganarse el favor del Rey y pedirle de último deseo que le deje terminar la academia con el fin de obtener su certificación. Aprendiendo lo más que puede, evitando las banderas de muerte y recolectando recursos para vivir bien su nueva vida como plebeyo. Pensó -¡Bien! Ahora que obtuve mi diploma encontrar trabajo no será tan difícil. Abandonando todo y con su antigua mentalidad de otaku moderna, decide irse a vivir lejos en el territorio norte, el cual no solo queda realmente retirado de la capital, sino que, también es un lugar sumamente extraño en donde conviven pacíficamente los humanos como ella y la gente bestia. Es solo una vez que está ahí que se da cuenta de un detalle. No hay ningún profesor en la escuela a la que piensa puede ingresar a trabajar. ¿Por qué es esto?. -¡¿Qué?! ¿Quieren que yo sea la nueva maestra? En la escuela existes dos pequeños muy adorables e inteligentes que han captado su atención, lastimosamente vienen siempre muy desarreglados al colegio lo cual le preocupa demasiado y a la vez provocó que pusiera sus manos en el asunto. No podía soportar ver a los dos pequeños en tan malas condiciones siendo que tenían un adulto que podía hacerse responsable. -Hablaré con su padre de esto. El hombre es viudo y no sabe cocinar, limpiar y atender a sus dos lindos niños. -Eres un inútil como padre, yo te enseñaré cómo hacer estas cosas. -Proclamó al encontrarse con él, mas su reacción fue tan inesperada que la avergonzó-. ¿Eh? ¿Por qué te sonrojas cuando me ves? Hmm... ¿Acaso los dos angelitos insinuaron delante de su padre que yo sería una mamá ideal? -Y, ¿por qué mi corazón late tanto y tan rápido junto a él? __________ Créditos: -Autora pandamam. -Edición Alinascherry. -portada Alinascherry

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SPICY BOY

ATTENTION. CERITA KALANGAN HUMAN R13+ BUKAN BACAAN ANAK PAUD :D Yang satu ganteng tapi arogan, satunya lagi imut tapi selengekan. Kalau kalian ketemu jenis pasangan macem mereka, berarti di sanalah Hani dan Alfi berada. "Muka lo kaya orang susah." "Iya tau kok, yang punya banyak mantan mah---" "Susah dilupain maksudnya."

ANTIDOTE - The Last Breed

She laid almost extinct in the woods bleeding profusely, Watching herself bleed, she struggles to make it home in order to rehabilitate. With every drip that came off from her gave a thousand curse. What if I don't make it home... she cried. The thunderstorm bequeathed a percussion of rain, the lightning stroke and there was darkness in the face of the earth. (In pain) He would suffer, he.... (Coughs) and his generations will. They shall be abomination to the face of the earth and to human race!. The sun and the moon shall enslave them, nature shall reject their kind till it gets dawn on them. She cried painfully as she draws her last breathe, we shall meet again (was her last words)

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Fate & Desires

DARKANINE

“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.” Life is upside down so I need to become strong so that I can.....

Death and Rebirth

A girl finds herself in another world and in another time, unexpected events happen . . . Asoiaf fanfic

The Time Traveller who Killed his Girlfriend

After a time jump goes wrong, Alan has to decide if he wants to save himself, his Love or the world

reincarnated to destroy the world

A CHOICE NOT A MISTAKE

The day Catherine Huxley and crown prince Luke Dawson broke their engagement, Cath decided to leave Therondia Empire and follow her friend Blake Wixx, the cursed prince and the heir to the throne of Wruya Empire, to start a new life. Luke’s feelings toward Cath changed after he read her diary that she left behind at the palace... But what feeling would that be? Years had passed. Blake’s curse is getting worse, and Cath, who is trying to find a solution to break Blake’s curse, has started to have feelings for him the same as for Blake. When the royal ball arrived, Catherine and Luke ran into each other again, and Luke, who had been looking for Catherine for years, finally apologized properly for what he had done that day. But can she truly forgive him and accept him as a friend again? Will Catherine and Blake's feelings for each other turn into love that will bring them closer? And will the love that they will share bring them happiness? or sadness?

THE REAL LIFE STORY TO SUCESS

love yourself

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MY BLONDIE DUMPLINGS

Asher :Why do you hate me ? Ha-Jun : I fucking hate you because......because.....be ... I also don't know ? "Pfft ,"Dae-Jung couldn't help but laugh at his cousin . "Haha ...now...haha ..he thinks you are a pervert ,picture this the class president is a fuckin pervert who likes groping guys asses ."..........… "Shut the fuck up ! After seven good years you decide to show yourself huh ?! I don't even care if you fucking used me ! but you left me alone to raise him! Wait what am I even talking about ?...What I meant to say was you abandoned us! You rejected us ! You rejected your responsibility ! "he said pointing at Ha-Woon who was hiding behind the fountain .Kwan together with Ha-Jun looked at the direction he was pointing only to see a small child shamelessly peeking at them . "Attraction at first sight” does exist. You can meet a person and be physically, emotionally, or intellectually attracted to them. Attraction doesn’t come with any attachments. You don’t need to know someone to know that they’re gorgeous, you just have to look at them. But at times a simple attraction evolves to love somehow,, in someway Asher a cold overbearing CEO was just a normal goofy teen but after a mistake in a drunken night ,everything changes ,he changes he learns how to hate with all his heart and learns how to love those only close to him ,his parents ,his seven year old kid (a result of their drunken escapades) and his siblings and cousin his one and only best friend . NOTICE!!!! :THIS BOOK COVER DOESN'T ORIGINALLY BELONGS TO ME

The black sheep is everybody

cold but perfect love

She was used by her boyfriend to trap someone. Unexpectedly he is the CEO of the largest companies and the heir of the li family. What will happen when this two meet, will they fall in love and forget the past?

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The World of Misunderstanding

Tittle: The circle

Undeniable Commitments

This is the story of a man who knows only how to fulfil responsibilities. Rupert Mornington has been doing that for as long as he can remember. He has responsibilities towards a daughter who was never his, a mother who abandoned him, a brother who loves him and a brother who hates him. Among all these responsibilities will he ever get a time for love? Shimonthini Hazra did not become Monique because of desires but because of duties. She had to protect her family name from her infamous ambition. Ambition was never respected in the family she came from, not for a girl and not without a husband's name behind hers. But Monique created a name for herself. But when she really wanted a man's name behind hers she settled for what she could get only to be deprived by fate. Would she accept the man she was forced to marry by her sense of duty? Can there blossom love in the times of undeniable commitments? "My freedom has been offered on a leash and so is yours. A man has needs that I am not unaware of. To curb them one needs two things religious discipline or selfless love. Love me or leave me, Rupert. I deserve as much." Shimonthini begged. In her begging the Monique inside her recognized that Shimonthini had grown up from an infatuated teenager, gone through the stage of depressed adulthood and had finally reached the selfless love of maturity for in her request for the freedom she was liberating the man she had now grown to love. "You doubt my loyalty to you. I never doubt yours. Love is a misused word but if I had to consider only the emotions behind it I would say that I already love you." Rupert said running his fingers through her dark hair. His words were a caress in themselves, a gentle touch that made Shimonthini close her eyes till tears rolled down. "I know if circumstances were different I would never have been your first choice or the last. I don't want you to settle for me Rup and I won't settle for you."

Royal Series: Demonic Prince

"Am I really going to die?" He still couldn't believe it. So what if he's someone even the Gods are afraid of, even immortals are helpless against the Demonic Resentment! While he await his death, he suddenly felt weird. "Is this? Why am I suddenly weak?" Xie Tian's eyes widened again. He felt his yang essence drained! This was his first time! He's a virgin! "Why do I feel like the Demonic Resentment molested me?" The man had his eyes furrowed. This was the first time he felt very exhausted that he can't even move any of his limbs. "That's my… yang essence? Wait…even my some of my memories were copied!"Xie Tian suddenly stood up in shock! Where did he even borrow his energy? Along with the Demonic Resentment, there was a vibrant blue wisp. Just a glance and he could tell that it's his 'stolen' yang essence! Watching it join the ball of Demonic Resentment, he was filled with doubt and confusion. "Is it creating an existence with me as a basis?" "Don't tell me…" Bang! A loud noice engulfed Xie Tian before he clutched his ears in pain! The Demonic Resentment that formed into a ball exploded releasing a powerful blast! Xie Tian looked towards the area where the ball was formerly located and was surprised. There was a young man standing while naked. His hair is silky white while his eyes are pitch black. This person's skin is extremely pale, even paler than white. Xie Tian couldn't help but adore it's devilishness. Even he doesn't stand a chance against his handsomeness! The young man looked like a pretty boy who knew nothing but to be handsome. He's the perfect unification of holiness and seductiveness, ethereal yet devilish. The playful smirk on his thin lips made him appear devilish. But what's important is that they resemble each other! "Daddy…"

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Douluo Dalu: Supreme god of destruction

Lin chen reborn in douluo dalu and awaken dragon mission system and get golden dragon and pangu axe martial soul. Lets see his adventure in the new world.

Road to maximum level

I well advance to the max level

NPC Cooler

Assasins Story

I woke up in a dark space, I can't feel my body nor am I able to hear or smell anything only darkness, suddenly I can feel a presence it's weak and full of darkness this thing slowly clears all my thoughts of the hatred until I can think clearly again. Then it asks in a voice that's neither feminine nor masculine its as if the Darkness itself speaks:" Little Soul Thanks to you won't disappear I will allow you to reincarnate into a New Body in another world in exchange I will absorb the hatred of the people you interact with. After Ray got betrayed and killed he reincarnates in the body of a young boy, from there on he starts his journey as a ruthless assassin for the second time. **** This is my first book I would be very happy if you could give me some tips and criticism. English is not my native language so please look over the grammar.

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The Heros Embrace

A man is saved by a goddess from another world and is then reincarnated into the world in the hopes to become the world's next big hero. With the help of a small group of adventures he must fight his way through on going challenges and obstacles to become the next hero of Monthraka.

Watching my family from afar

Klance HS AU

sex therapy: lick me, adore me

Liza Johnson, a high schooler and college applicant makes a mistake that she would forever regret though she can't help going back to her pleasurable mistake over and over again even though she's been blackmailed into doing it

Started with a nightstand

"Oh my goodness. . ., it can't be" I blurt out. "What's wrong," soph asks, whispering in my ears. "Remember the sexy, hot young man I told you I had a nightstand with? I ask soph, adjusting the button on my chiffon top, the room's atmosphere suddenly too hot for me. " yes, what about him?" Soph answers. "That is him," I say pointing at the same person that is being introduced as the new CEO.

I Dumped the Male Lead Before the Apocalypse

The system found Tang Tang and brought her to an apocalyptic novel where she became the male lead’s cannon fodder ex-girlfriend. Before the apocalypse happened, this ex-girlfriend who, after he was betrayed and kicked out by his clan, cruelly humiliated him before their breakup. After the apocalypse, this ex-girlfriend couldn’t awaken her ability and was finally torn to pieces by the zombies. Tang Tang worked hard with acting as his ex-girlfriend, after hearing the whole fate of this character from the system. She humiliated the male lead and brutally split up with him. Even if she feels guilty, she believes she shouldn’t get in his way of getting stronger once the apocalypse begins, it was for his own good. She has completed all her tasks now, so she happily asked the system: Can we prepare the time machine to go home now? The system, however, spluttered: …That, it’s that… Tang Tang panicked: What is ‘that’? The system: Report, host! I received the information that, that your original body is gone. Gone, gone…. Tang Tang looked at the close by male lead and cried: Dalao! Wait for me!!! www.mtlnovel.com Don't blame me if there a problem because I did not translate it. :tags Alternate World, Apocalypse, Beautiful Female Lead, Caring Protagonist, Couple Growth, Devoted Love Interests, Early Romance, Female Protagonist, Handsome Male Lead, Magical Space, Modern Day, Power Couple, Special Abilities, System Administrator, Transmigration, Weak to Strong, Zombies,