By The Prophecy

"Basically, the prophecy says that I will defeat Voldemort no matter what," Harry explained. (I know that the prophecy really didn't but let me have my fun). "So, instead of training and going on "super-secret" adventures as training, I'm just going to go and beat him up just because."

Harry then began to walk to Malfoy Manor. Draco Malfoy opened the door, "Who is it?" "Harry Potter, open up." He was then brought to Voldemort.

"Insert the 'Lord Voldemort is the greatest' speech here" Just when Harry was going to make a comeback, he sneezed.

Unknown to Voldemort and the Death Eaters, Voldemort had the worst immune system ever known. So, Voldemort started sneezing and sneezing until he died, as the Death Eaters stared at him.

When Harry returned home, he was met with the disappointed face of Dumbledore. "Okay, I know you wanted me to train, but the prophecy said I would defeat him and I did! Who knew Voldemort had such a bad immune system?" Dumbledore sighed, "Well, there goes all my plans."