Chapter 1 I Died?

Another day as I finish reading another one of my favorite light novels 'Is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon?' or Danmachi for short. I always wonder why it is that title when all I see Bell doing is running after Ais as he has never tried to pick up any girl. It confuses me so much that each time I pick up a book all those girls want him yet he doesn't do anything to pursue them. If I was him I would already have everything will be mine mine mine and no one can stop me.

Welp time I get back to work.

'I know what your thinking right now Karma you are an otaku and the #1 underground boss in your country? Your damn right I am and there is no way I would lose to anyone in a duel but that is just me talking.'

Why is every day feel the same though sometimes I just drift around watching and reading animes nothing else to do as I have my employees do everything for me because why not. I dont mind dying everything is so boring and I am always hiding from the law.

'Somedays I just wish I could go to a different world and fuck shit up and make it how I want it without worrying about all the politics and all the boring stuff to make sure I don't get caught it is so boring as I can't even go around killing everything I see which sucks but oh well. You get used to it after some time anyway but still a world where killings happen almost every day and there is a dungeon to go to train and get money buy just killing things sounds like my cup of tea. Why can't someone just come in here a killed me? So I can end my boring life.'

As I was thinking that 5 assassins jump through my window with guns no wait they don't have fucking guns?!?!?!? Why why are they so stupid as to not bring guns with them I am here just in my bra and panties and they don't even bring guns are they that dump I actually wanted to die today to fuck. Oh well, I guess I could make this fun.

"What a bunch of idiots coming into my office without any guns are you guys so fucking stupid hahaha."

"...."

"Not talking eh oh well might as well make this fun for my last breath."

I grab my phone right next to me as I am doing this I see the assassins get ready to attack.

"Oi yall calm down you can kill me in a second just let me live stream my last moments alive and get me off this stupid planet."

I get on the live streaming app and hit start broadcasting.

"Heyyy guys it's your girl Karma how is everyone doing today? Today I am showing you how I will get assassinated not because they were skilled enough to do it but because I am bored of this life I mean just look at them."

I turn my camera to show all of them to get my audience the best view I can give them to show them how pathetic these assassins are.

"Just look at them guys they only brought knives to kill me the fucking number 1 underground boss in the country to die are you serious right now well no matter before I let them kill me I am gonna reveal their faces so you all can laugh at how the ugly creatures came to attack me."

I set my phone down on the cupboard to let them get a view but I guess they are also getting a view of my butt oh well I am not afraid of them to see hehe because after I die it will be doomsday for this country and no I am not talking about bombs geez not trying to cause a genocide just that I may have set something up that showcases all the dirty deeds every single police office to politicians have done maybe then everything will be like I dreamed oh well won't be here to see it. Welp, I guess that little thought can wait as I take off every single one of the assassins' mask because they are so weak and absolutely pathetic.

"Oh well, my dear viewers I hope you enjoyed the show welp now that the fun is over these assassins are gonna kill me now so make sure to remember the faces of the people that caused the doomsday to the world."

After that I finally let the assassins attack and they killed me yay no more boring life for me now I can die in peace well not peace but you get what I mean welp goodbye world I wish I could have been here when the world turn into all-out survival hehehe.

The next time I open my eyes all I see is darkness, yes I died I think I hope at least.

"Where the hell am I all I see is nothing?"

"Hello Child I have been watching you from above"

"Ok, so all I know right now is that you are not god because god would never want to meet someone with so many crimes on them."

"Fufufu you are absolutely correct let's just say I am a more evil god and I have come here to help you fulfill your wish."

"Huh my wish no way are you gonna let me of all people reincarnate you must be joking do you know what kinda hell I will bring with me?"

"Yes, my dear that is exactly why I choose you for the job you see god is pretty upset with what you did down on earth and if it weren't for me let's just say you would be in a really bad situation."