1 Bedroom Arts

Tension was in the air. Bing-ge was holding Shizun in a suggestive manner on their bed. How could Bing-mei tolerate it?! Even he had never gotten so intimate with his Shizun, why did a bastard with his face have to get that privilege? It was unfair!

"What?" Bing-ge smirked when he saw the jealousy on Bing-mei's face. Ever since he arrived here, everything was reversed. Could it be that his alternate world's other self was a virgin?

The shock hit Bing-mei like lightning and he couldn't understand who he was angrier at - his Shizun for being so easily overpowered or this devil with his face. After spending such a long time in that strange place, he finally found his way home only to be greeted by two people frolicking around in his bamboo hut!

"B-bing He…" Shen Qingqiu tried to explain but he felt the other person's hand grab his bottom jaw to force his mouth open before shoving a tongue in.

"Wu!"

Shocked that someone else would so boldly attack his Shizun, Bing-mei stood at the door with his mouth wide enough to catch a fly. For some reason, things started to feel strange in his lower half. Watching his Shizun struggle helplessly with two hands pinned above his head and legs spread open with the stranger's body pressing above him, Bing-mei swallowed hard and closed the door, locking it behind him without taking his eyes off the two figures.

He watched how they tugged and pushed tongues as the man with his face nipped and licked at his Shizun's lips. He'd never seen his Shizun's face so red or alluring under anyone's touch. The kiss must have felt so good that by the time the two people parted, Shen Qingqiu was already panting for air and boneless on the bed.

Bing-ge wiped the drool from the side of his mouth with his thumb and smirked at Bing-mei.

"What? Never kissed before?"

That taunt brought Bing-mei out of his daze and he stomped over. "Get away!"

Bing-ge didn't resist and got off the bed as Bing-mei forcefully shoved his tongue into Shen Qingqiu's mouth as if to cleanse the other person's taste with his.

Shen Qingqiu hadn't fully recovered from the mind-blowing kiss when he was attacked by his puppy lover. This was Bing-mei and immediately, he could tell that the young man was desperate. However, his technique was so bad that it was slightly painful instead of pleasurable!

Bing-ge stood at the side, watching his pathetic other self "kiss". If anything, it looked more like tongue wrestling. How could a brat like this win over the lofty Shen Qingqiu who would stop at nothing to make his life miserable?

Living in this bamboo hut for a few days with this Shizun, Bing-ge started to understand a few things. There were very major differences between the Shizun here and the Shizun from his world. His original Shizun hated him and wanted him dead. He would encourage everyone else to bully him and favoured his senior brother Ming Fan a lot. That was why when Bing-ge returned from the demon world, the first thing he did was get his revenge.

However, with the same face, the Shizun of this world often hid his affection in harsh words. Unlike the Shizun who tortured and mistreated him, Being-mei's Shizun was only tough with his mouth. He didn't pour scalding water on him or have someone tie and beat him up. Instead, he helped to comb his hair in the morning and even allowed him to have his way in bed. He only pushed him away with his full force when he realised Bing-ge wasn't the actual Luo Binghe of this world. This world's Shizun was actually very kind.

Taking pity on the overly kind Shizun who couldn't tell Bing-mei that his technique was bad, Bing-ge could watch no more. At the very least, he wanted to give these two fortunate people a parting gift before he returned to his world of six thousand beauties.

"Hey, you don't do it like this. Did nobody teach you how to kiss?"

Bing-mei pulled away and looked at his Shizun who simply covered his ears. "Don't listen to him!"

Seeing how protective Shizun was over Bing-mei, Bing-ge felt jealous. He was also Luo Binghe! Why couldn't Shizun ever look at him?

Activating the blood insects inside this Shizun that he planted earlier, Bing-ge took the chance to shove Bing-mei away. He swept the gasping Shizun in his arms and propped him in his lap so that Bing-mei could get a good view.

"You do it like this," he gave Bing-mei a side glance and plunged back in, licking the roof of Shizun's mouth and sucked on his lower lip.

Attacked by both Bing-ge's superior techniques and seductive voice, Shizun couldn't resist and melted into the kiss as Bing-ge explained to Bing-mei the proper way to kiss.

"Your turn," Bing-ge said to Bing-mei who approached slightly hesitant.

With one Bing-ge behind him and one Bing-mei in front of him, there was nowhere for Shen Qingqiu to run. He could only surrender to the double attack as Bing-ge taught Bing-mei how to kiss while reaching inside his clothing and licked his ear.

"Very good, you learn fast," Bing-ge smirked at Bing-mei who blushed and glared.

"Don't think that I will forgive you for touching my Shizun so easily."

Bing-ge only laughed. "Only touching? What about sleeping? I bet you've never once made your Shizun come before you. It will only be a matter of time before someone else steals your Shizun away."

When Bing-ge played on Bing-mei's insecurities, Shen Qingqiu had a bad feeling.

"W-wait! Hold up! Don't Listen to him, he's the bad one here!"

Bing-mei didn't listen. He was very still and silent for a while. When he finally made up his mind, Bing-mei looked at Bing-ge instead of his Shizun.

"If you teach me how to pleasure Shizun, I will help you return to your world."

Bing-ge laughed. "Deal." He would rather not have to fight Bing-mei just to return.

Hearing how the two people made a decision without consulting him first, Shen Qingqiu protested. However, nobody listened to him. Instead, clothes came flying off and very soon, three naked bodies were in bed.

Shen Qingqiu could not help but feel afraid whenever he saw the impressive size that was the main protagonist. However, seeing two of these beasts, he wanted to cry. Couldn't he have a say in this?

"Listen up, greenhorn. A man's body is different from a woman. You need to be even more careful about them before you get to the act. You have to loosen this area first before going in," Bing-ge touched the rosy bud and Bing-mei nodded seriously as he fetched the oil.

Shen Qingqiu wanted to die from embarrassment. Why were two grown men staring intently at another person's butthole?! That place was meant for excretion and he hadn't taken a bath before they did this.

"That's right, ease one finger to your first joint then let Shizun get accustomed to it. You can't just shove it to the knuckle, there's not a lot of space inside," Bing-ge told Bing-mei who nodded and focussed intently while Bing-ge kissed Shen Qingqiu's nape and sucked on it, leaving red blossoms behind.

It wasn't unbearable but the gentleness was terribly itchy. Compared to this meticulous attention, Shen Qingqiu thought that it might be better if his stupid disciple didn't spend so much time worrying about it.

Bing-ge noticed Shizun's impatience and smirked. He told Bing-mei that his Shizun was ready for more and Bing-mei stared at Shen Qingqiu to study his expression.

"Shizun, please let me know if it starts to hurt. Don't hold back, ok?"

Shen Qingqiu didn't have time to nod. Bing-mei was already thrusting his single digit from the tight entrance, adding lubrication when it didn't enter smoothly. Shen Qingqiu could only remain silent with a hand over his mouth. It was uncomfortable but it wasn't painful. If he had to describe the feeling, it was like shit moving in and out of his ass, it wasn't pleasurable at all.

The experienced Bing-ge noticed the problem at once and sighed. "Not like this, you virgin! Think about your Shizun when you move. How can anyone find this good? You have to move more slowly and curve your fingers inside to explore. If I'm not wrong, there should be a place inside that would make him feel good. You want to find that."

Bing-mei listened to his experienced other self to do as he said while Bing-ge distracted Shen Qingqiu by nibbling on his other ear, blowing into it teasingly. The act caused him to move and just that slight change of angle, Bing-mei pressed on something inside Shen Qingqiu that made him jolt.

Slightly surprised by his Shizun's jerk, Bing-mei paused and looked over to Bing-ge for further instructions.

Bing-ge smirked. "Found it? Now add the second finger and scissor him, remember to alternate directions so your Shizun wouldn't feel lonely. You don't want to always press on that place because he might come too soon. At the same time, your mouth is idle. Put it to some use."

Bing-ge demonstrated and caressed Shen Qingqiu's left chest, pinching on a nipple and twisting it until the poor flesh turned red. Then, he flicked the nipple and told Bing-mei to suck on it.

Driven mad by these two young people, Shen Qingqiu wanted to escape but Bing-ge's hold was too strong! He could only cover his mouth harder to not let the sounds escape when Bing-mei sucked on his nipple and swirled a tongue over the hardened tip.

Bing-ge watched as the icy Shizun started to lose himself to Bing-mei's actions from his teaching. It was a pity this Shizun wasn't his. Otherwise, he would never have turned into the two-faced devil he was. He would treat this Shizun very well. However, he also knew that this Luo Binghe would never neglect his Shizun. Their bond was very close, close enough to sleep together despite it not feeling good.

"That's it," he encouraged Bing-mei and reached below to join Bing-mei's fingers. "Keep making your Shizun feel good. You should usually stretch until he is wide enough before you enter. However, it is a special service today. You come behind and watch."

They exchanged positions so that Bing-mei was watching from behind, holding his Shizun's legs open for Bing-ge to kneel between them from below the bed. Shen Qingqiu felt that this pose was too indecent as he was completely exposed but Bing-mei didn't listen to him and continued to listen to Bing-ge's instructions.

"If he cannot relax, you can put him in a good mood in future by doing what I will show you now."

Bing-mei nodded and watched as Bing-ge lowered his head closer to his Shizun's crotch. Then, he opened his mouth to swallow Shizun's half-erect manhood.

Shen Qingqiu screamed and quickly covered his mouth, looking away. He could feel the red creeping down his neck and Bing-mei's stare but he couldn't open his eyes. It was just the tip but already, he was about to come! The main protagonist's bedroom skills could not be underestimated.

Bing-ge sucked and licked, kissing the slit and teased it with his tongue in an obscene way. Bing-mei stared intensely and remembered every single action from how Bing-ge stroked his Shizun's shaft as he bobbed his head to how Bing-ge added another finger secretly as he swallowed Shizun's length whole down to his throat.

Shen Qingqiu didn't know if he was in heaven or hell now. As his lower half was taken care of by Bing-ge, Bing-mei decided not to be idle. In fact, he started to practice what Bing-ge taught him and kissed Shen Qingqiu deeply the way Bing-ge taught him.

With two very skilled people serving him, it was only a matter of time before Shen Qingqiu shuddered with release, panting heavily and lying bonelessly in Bing-mei's arms.

Bing-ge licked his lips and swallowed the white seeds. He didn't look dishevelled and told Bing-mei that it was now a good time to enter. They changed places once again and now, Shen Qingqiu laid on Bing-ge's lap sideways while Bing-mei hoisted those pale slender thighs around his waist, ready to enter.

"Remember, always enter slowly. Don't thrust everything in at once. If it gets tight, wait a while for your Shizun to adjust. Then, try to scrape or hit that spot inside him whenever you move. You can try different positions another time."

Shen Qingqiu wasn't expecting something bigger than three fingers to come inside him and tensed. However, Bing-ge didn't allow him time to be distracted. A hot and heavy monster sprung in front of him.

"Suck me off, Shizun…"

Bing-mei was too focused on getting inside Shen Qingqiu and missed Bing-ge's request.

Hearing no protest from Bing-mei, Shen Qingqiu obliged and took the monster member in his mouth. It was better than risking having two of them inside him. He would surely break if that happened.

Bing-ge's moan brought Bing-mei back to reality as he was fully sheathed. He looked at Shen Qingqiu who was sucking on Bing-ge's shaft with anger and without thinking, he pulled back fully only to forcefully thrust back home.

Shen Qingqiu didn't expect such a force and cried out loud at the unexpected movement below. He wanted to turn his head to look at why Bing-mei suddenly lost control but Bing-ge's hand was faster. He held onto Shen Qingqiu's hair and forced the rest of his member in Shen Qingqiu's mouth.

Attacked on both sides simultaneously, Shen Qingqiu didn't know who to submit to. Eventually, the easiest decision was to simply lie there and take whatever these two competitive dominants would give him.

Bing-ge felt thrilled when he saw how teary Shen Qingqiu had become. Bullying this Shizun was fun. It was almost as fun as torturing the other Shizun in his world. At the very least, this Shizun was cute. It was a kind of charm he lacked in his harem of six thousand beauties.

When Bing-mei saw how affected his Shizun had become, he was partly thankful for the guidance but also jealous at how much better his Shizun was feeling from another man. Hence, he decided to go all out and aim for the spot that would make his Shizun scream again.

Shen Qingqiu screamed when Bing-mei hit that place with deadly accuracy with full power. Trapped, he couldn't wriggle his way out or scream because his mouth was full. He could only widen his eyes and tremble as they bullied him, letting tears slip occasionally from frustration.

Bing-mei picked up the pace and Bing-ge grunted. If they continued like this, Shizun's back would be hurt.

"Stop! Change a position, your Shizun's back will hurt if you stay in this position for too long."

Hearing that he was hurting his Shizun, Bing-mei quickly pulled out and helped Shen Qingqiu up as Bing-ge instructed them into their new positions. While there was nothing wrong with the new position, Shen Qingqiu thought that this was way too embarrassing! Why did he have to be on fours looking at another man's crotch while someone else used his behind?! Did this even make sense? Who was more senior here?

Still, he couldn't argue. When Bing-mei slid home, Bing-ge also coaxed him to work. Giving in to the two main protagonists, Shen Qingqiu hollowed his cheeks and sucked while trying to support his weight as Bing-mei moved.

When it came to stamina, the lazy Shen Qingqiu was not a match. Soon, they found themselves trying out a new position where he leaned against Bing-ge's chest while Bing-mei entered from behind in a sitting position.

Bing-ge took pity on Shen Qingqiu's mouth and decided to let it rest. Instead, he rubbed their heated flesh together and moved his hand to the thrust of Bing-mei. The attack on front and back made Shen Qingqiu go crazy. As a cultivator who was a celibate for most of his life, his lower regions were more sensitive after abstaining. Now that they were attacked at the same time, there was no way for his self-control to hold on anymore.

"No! Let… let go!"

Bing-ge didn't want to hear Shen Qingqiu's begging. With a face as melted as this and skin littered with the proof of their titillating acts, even the devil would give in to him. Hence, Bing-ge silenced Shen Qingqiu with another deep kiss as all three of them worked to completion.

Bing-mei shuddered. His Shizun was so hot and tight inside as he came. In fact, he didn't think one time was enough. Bing-ge felt the same after his release but when they looked at Shen Qingqiu, the man was already out of it. His eyes were closed even if his body still trembled.

Who would have thought that the masters of bedroom arts could knock the proud master of Qing Jing Peak unconscious after just one round? However, Bing-ge was satisfied. That meant that this world's Luo Binghe had fully understood how to pleasure his Shizun.

"Don't forget to give him a bath after you do it. You need to remove the things you shot in him or he would fall sick the next day. Also remember to massage his back and legs, especially his inner thighs. I don't think he would be too happy to be unable to walk tomorrow. Invest in some ointment for that place and don't let him eat food with too much flavour for a while until the swelling has gone down."

Bing-mei nodded and quickly ran to prepare the bathwater. He must not let his Shizun suffer too much.

Seeing how quickly Bing-mei left, Bing-ge looked at this world's Shizun. If his own Shizun had treated him a little kinder, he wouldn't have turned into such a black-hearted person.

"Shizun," he called one last time just to listen to how it sounded like. Indeed, this person was worthy of being his Shizun.

Although he was asleep, Shen Qingqiu's mind had long been accustomed to Luo Binghe's voice. He turned over and nuzzled Bing-ge's hand when he was called and Bing-ge felt his heart skip.

"This is dangerous," Bing-ge said. "I shouldn't stay here anymore."

He got off the bed and quickly got dressed. Bing-mei who had just finished filling the bath came back to see his other self ready to leave.

"Already?"

Bing-ge nodded. "I don't want to disturb your alone time with Shizun."

Bing-mei tossed Xin Mo over. "Open a rift using this and go back. When Shizun wakes up, I will explain to him that it was all a dream."

Bing-ge nodded. Perhaps that was for the best. "Take care, my other self."

Bing-mei agreed. "You too. Help me pay respects to Shizun on the other side if you find him!"

Bing-ge did not reply as he jumped through the rift. The Shizun of his world was already gone. In fact, they couldn't be called the same person. How hateful.