Chapter 2 Rage System

As, the man's soul floated through space, he eventually arrived within the womb of a woman. This, was where he would begin his journey.

[Host has entered the womb,

Consciousness is being activated]

They System said as the man awoke. He couldn't see anything apart from pitch black darkness, and a red screen in front of him.

[Hello host, I am the System]

'Oh so I did get a System nice.' He thought.

[Yes you did host, would you like a tutorial on how the System works?]

It asked, hearing this, the man figuratively nodded, as the System continued.

[The System as you requested is the Rage System, you can gain points by angering people and these points can be used for a variety of things, such as, the Gacha tab, the Shop tab, the Evolution tab, the Fusion tab, and multiple other options.

Inside the Gacha tab, there are a few items you can gamble your Rage Points on. In the Shop tab there are the prices of items listed along with their functions. The Evolution tab can be used to evolve already acquired abilities, and the Fusion tab can be used to fuse 2 or more abilities you may possess.]

'Seems pretty self explanatory, I assume I have a status tab?' He thought, as immediately a screen popped up in front of him.

[Status:

Name: *To be decided*

Abilities: None

Evaluation: Shit Tier

Recommendation: To reach Bronze Tier, it is suggested that host opens his Beginner Package.]

The Status laid out in front of his eyes, as he immediately gulped down figuratively. 'Open Beginner Package.' He shouted in his mind. Another System screen then opened in front of his eyes.

[Beginner Package Opening.... Opened

Namikaze Bloodline Obtained (Gold Tier)

Senzu Beans x1000 (Gold Tier)

Cultivation Boosting Pills x36 (Silver Tier)]

'Oh my god, what the fuck? That is, ridiculous!' He thought, as he gazed at the screen. 'I understand Senzu Beans, but what about the Namikaze Bloodline and Cultivation Boosting Pills?' He thought, when suddenly a System prompt appeared. Seeing it, he clicked it mentally, and a set of information appeared.

[ Information:

Namikaze Bloodline:

Increases talent in all departments of ninja training, such as but not limited to, ninjutsu, chakra control and chakra training, taijutsu, fuinjutsu, and senjutsu.

Marks of this bloodline are typically blond hair and blue eyes.

Cultivation Boosting Pills:

Increase rate of cultivation within a span of a day, by about 10 times. The sweeter the aroma, the stronger the efficacy of the pill typically.]

After seeing this, he was quite happy. 'The Namikaze bloodline basically gives me a benefit in everything Naruto related, and the cultivation boosting pills can literally give me a years worth of effort in a month.' He thought happily before scrolling to the shop tab.

[Shop:

Items

Techniques

Abilities]

Seeing this layout, he offhandedly picked, the techniques tab.

[Shop:

Techniques:

Rage Points: 10,000

Karate: 10 Rage Points (Shit Tier)

Boxing: 10 Rage Points (Shit Tier)

Mountain Crushing Fist: 100 Rage Points (Bronze Tier)

Flowing Wind Sword: 100 Rage Points (Bronze Tier)

.....

Thunder King Cultivation Technique: 10,000 Rage Points (Gold Tier)]

Seeing this, he was quite confused. 'How do I have 10,000 Rage Points.' He thought. He was still a baby, so he couldn't have pissed off anyone yet.

[Its because the host carried the accumulated Rage Points from his past life to now]

The System explained, hearing this he nodded as he understood. 'In that case, I'll purchase the Thunder King Cultivation Technique.' He thought, as the System brought up a confirmation message. He then pressed "yes" and suddenly the information about the Thunder King Cultivation Technique entered his mind.

'I see, this will be, fun.' He mused. 'Is it possible for me to cultivate while here?' He thought, as the System swiftly responded to his query.

[Well yes, but if you did so you'd damage your mother's body, if you want to, I can implement your Namikaze bloodline and set you to sleep till you're born.]

The System answered, as he nodded. 'Well I rather not damage my soon to be mother, so implement the bloodline, but don't set me to sleep.' He thought, as he suddenly felt a dull pain throughout his body.

He then lost consciousness for an unspecified amount of time before waking up. [Bloodline has been successfully implemented into host.] The System stated. Hearing this he was quite delighted.

'That was much easier than I thought.' He contemplated, before opening up a tab via the system.

[Accessing Internet.... Accessed]

It said, when suddenly a page akin to google appeared, as he looked around it. 'Well, time to begin trolling.' He thought as he went to, make a discord account. After that, he found a Dragon Ball fandom discord server, and began to type.

Strongest Being: Saitama one shots all of dragon ball, fax

UltraInstinctGogeta: WTF? You're dumb

Strongest Being: No really, don't you know, Saitama can punch with the force of a big bang.

UltraInstinctGogeta: Has he ever done that in show

Strongest Being: No, but who cares?

UltraInstinctGogeta: Well if he's never done it in show, then it doesn't matter. Krillin easily solos OPM.

Strongest Being: You must be joking right? Even if we forget that fact, Saitama is One Punch Man, therefore can beat anyone.

UltraInstinctGogeta: That makes no sense.

Strongest Being: It does make sense though, like Saitama has never died, while look at dragon ball they've all died.

UltraInstinctGogeta: How is that at all relevant?

Strongest Being: Just look at Goku, imagine being damaged by Yamcha. Cringe.

Strongest Being: Or dying to Raditz how weak.

UltraInstinctGogeta: Dude you make no fucking sense, how is that relevant to Goku now? Are you trying to argue that Saitama beats kid Goku?

Strongest Being: Bitch no. Saitama solos Goku regardless, he's a GAG character shit head.

UltraInstinctGogeta: Jesus fucking christ, you're dumb.

Strongest Being: You're clearly just blind, you must have tried to look at Saitama's beautiful bald head, and got blinded by it. I pity you.

UltraInstinctGogeta: You know what, bye bye!

You have been kicked from the server.

That's all he could read. Seeing this, he decided to look at his Rage Points. 'Damn 5?' He thought in shock, that was only 10 minutes worth of effort as well.

'Haha, next I'll go to Fortnite, time to T-Bag some 9 year olds.' He thought as he smiled evilly, well, smiled as much as a fetus could.