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Everyone Else Is Trash

A man was walking in the street one day, when he was hit by a truck and killed. After that he was reincarnated into another world with, the Rage System to help him out. "System, how many people have I pissed off today?" [ 10,000,000 People Sir.] "Man that's much less than last time, what should I do now? I know, I'll feed shit to the king!" ------------------------------------------ Author here, I will be uploading on this very loosely don't expect much, this novel is also purely op mc, its legit a joke how much I am gonna stack this man. Naturally I do not own the art used as the cover nor any of the abilities and or characters I may use. If by chance whoever made the cover sees this and wants me to take it down, feel free to reply to one of my comments. Anyway I hope you enjoy my novel. *BEFORE YOU READ* This novel is not that serious, its mostly just memeing so if you're gonna come in and complain about things which really don't matter then don't bother reading at all. I do and will take criticism if its about a plot hole about something I already established or some grammar mistakes or something of the like, either way I hope you enjoy the novel if you do decide to read it.

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Chapter 14 Body Cultivation Technique!

As the family left the palace on the back of Yun, Long Tian gazed sternly at Long Lei. "I am not impressed with what you did today." Long Tian berated him as he locked eyes with Long Lei.

"What did I do?" Long Lei asked showing a confused expression on his face. Seeing this Long Tian simply ignored him and looked ahead of himself. "Tonight after dinner, I have something to show you." Long Tian told him, as they continued on their way back home.

As they flew back, no other words were spoken, and once they landed Long Tian and Qin Mei immediately left, leaving Long Lei alone with Yun. 'I wonder what he wants to show me? Either way they've fallen for my trap!' He thought as he smiled evilly, no one could have guessed what he had done.

After lying down on Yun for a few minutes, Long Lei decided to get up and go to his room. Once inside he began to ponder. 'Hmmm, so what should I do now? Maybe troll people online? No, hmmm, maybe I should look at some body cultivation techniques.' Long Lei thought as he pulled up the system interface.

[Shop:

Techniques:

Rage Points: 24,253

Water Titan's Body Cultivation Technique: 1,000 Rage Points (Silver Tier)

Earthen Titan's Body Cultivation Technique: 1,000 Rage Points (Silver Tier)

Flame Titan's Body Cultivation Technique: 1,000 Rage Points (Silver Tier)

Golden Titan's Body Cultivation Technique: 1,000 Rage Points (Silver Tier)

Wooden Titan's Body Cultivation Technique: 1,000 Rage Points (Silver Tier)

Mad Titan's Body Cultivation Technique: 10,000 Rage Points (Gold Tier)

Demonic Tyrant's Body Cultivation Technique: 20,000 Rage Points (Gold Tier)]

'Hmmm, what should I buy, what should I buy.' He thought to himself as he gazed at the list of body cultivation techniques. It was obvious that the Demonic Tyrant technique was superior, but you could never be too sure after all.

After a few minutes of reading the techniques, he shook his head in dismay. 'The Mad Titan technique will make me akin to the hulk, although I will be strong I will be prone to outbursts. Whereas the Demonic Tyrant technique will cause extreme pain, and is also a bit expensive.' He contemplated as he gazed at the system, when suddenly a tab caught his eye.

'System, buy all 5 Elemental Titan techniques!' He demanded as immediately 5k rage points were drained and immediately the information of the 5 techniques flooded his brain. 'This, this is perfect!' Long Lei thought as he selected another tab, the Fusion tab.

On this interface there was an input side and an output side, depending on what he put into the input side the output would change. As in if he put shit and a stick, then naturally the output would be a stick with shit on it, whereas if he put steel and a wooden sword, the sword would become a semi-wood semi-steel sword.

'Now if I just put these 5 techniques in there.' He thought as one after the other scroll like icons appeared in the input column each with a varying color indicating their element.

Almost immediately after a box appeared between the two columns, with the word fuse on it, and above the amount of rage points required was written.

'This isn't too cheap, but this way I might create a technique even better than that Demonic Tyrant technique, and for less Rage Points.' He mused before clicking the fuse button. Immediately the 5 scrolls disappeared and 1 scroll appeared in the output column.

[ 5 Titan's Body Cultivation Technique:

A technique combining all the strengths of the 5 Elemental Titans, each covering the weakness of the other, merging into a near perfect cultivation technique.

With the power of the Fire Titan, the reflexes of the Water Titan, the stability of the Earthen Titan, the durability of the Golden Titan, and the regeneration of the Wooden Titan, the 5 Titan's Body Cultivation Technique is indomitable being able to bash everything under the heavens!]

'This technique, is, hax.' Long Lei considered as he sat there flabbergasted. He had managed to create a Gold Tier Technique, and the system gave it an evaluation of 30k Rage Points.

This was much, much more than he bargained for. "HeheHAHAHA! This is too great, this kingdom is too shitty within a year I'll probably be able to beat the shit out of anyone here!" He exclaimed as he slapped his leg in excitement.

After a few minutes of continual laughter, Long Lei calmed down as he wiped the tears of joy from his eyes. 'On a serious note though, depending on the difficulty of the Spirit Gathering Realm, I should be undefeatable here after a year or so, I guess we'll see either way.' Long Lei contemplated before hopping off his bed.

It was soon time for dinner, and after the banquet he didn't want to leave his parents waiting. 'Although its rare for us to have a family dinner, I expected it after the stunt I pulled, either way it seems he has something to show me.' Long Lei thought before exiting his room and walking towards the dining room.

Once there he locked eyes with his parents before taking a seat, the meal passed by extremely slowly, as no one said a word. Technically speaking, Long Tian and Qin Mei didn't need to eat for days if not more, but that didn't mean they didn't enjoy eating food.

This was true for almost all cultivators as it was only natural to eat food to most people. Soon the dinner ended and Long Tian motioned for Long Lei to follow him.

After a few minutes of walking they arrived at the storage room, the place where Long Tian kept all his old weapons and items. The room was filled with a bunch of stuff, but they were all kept in an orderly manner and nothing was out of place.

Long Tian then proceeded to look around with some nostalgia before pointing his finger upwards, a spark of electricity shooting out and hitting a miniscule glass square. It was so small, the average person would require a magnifying glass to gaze at it.

"CREAK!"

After being struck, a staircase leading down to an unknown place suddenly appeared.

Well I hope you enjoyed the chapter, you're all welcome for the Double Sunday, and the Cliff-kun there at the end. Cya guys at the next upload, peace!

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