1 How He lived

Hey you!

Yes.

Can you do me a favor?

Sure, why not?

Can I have a promise?

I see what you did there. Sure.

Kill yourself?

CODE RED EB3 CODE RED EB3 CODE RED EB3

O MY GOD SIRRRRR?

WHAT IS IT CADET?

ITS A CODE RED EB3.

MY GOD HOW HAS HIS LIFE BEEN COMPROMISED BY THE SYNOPSIS?

I'LL EXPLAIN SIR. TECHNICALLY HE HAS TO KEEP ALL PROMISES SO SADLY HE HAS TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT.

MY GOD ASSEMBLE P.A.D

P L O T . A R M O U R . D I V I S I O N .™️

We have an emergency cadets and we need to fix it before the people in the comment section call us out for it. Times ticking let me hear some ideas?

Sir what if we say you have to know his name to ask him to take his life?

Good idea cadet but they would just ask him for a favor then ask him for his name then repeat the process.

Sir what if he stops giving favors. We could prevent it from happening right from the beginning?

It's not that simple cadet if he doesn't give favors then he doesn't give promises making him obsolete. Come on cadets their will be a witch hunt for our author's head if we do not come up with a solid comeback?

Sir what if we make him immortal. It would solve the current problem and it can be re-used for future use if called for?

Hmmm Believe it or not cadet but immortal character are ten times harder to manage then the regular ones. Do you know how much plot armour's resources go into keep an immortal character alive. Like meteorites resistance why because an immortal main character decided to ride a meteorite and no matter what it our job to try and make it make sense.

Sir what if he doesn't treat favors like promise and also promise cant involve him directly.

Hmmm that might actually work for now and it's cost effective. Good job cadets I'll finalize the detail and send it to headquarters and we will see if the comment section agrees.

Cadets keep a watchful eye for anymore errors and logical loopholes and be careful if you take your eye of the main character for just a second you'll find him fighting a dragon with level one armour.

You are dismissed but remember EVERY HERO NEEDS A P.A.D.

P L O T . A R M O U R . D I V I S I O N .™️

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