Chapter 6: I Just Want To Be A Good Person

When I got to the basement I was relieved that there were no elementary school girls locked in cages, there were only the three guys who were harassing Hibiki tied on the ground like caterpillars.

Well I'm not a kidnapper of lolis, but I'm still a kidnapper, I'm in trouble.

All three subjects were blindfolded and their mouths gagged so that they could only make strange sounds that were unpleasant when exiting a man.

Does this count as bondage? My fantasy is being ruined.

"Um, yeah well ..." - What am I supposed to do now?

"What does the Master want to do?" - Waifu Ninja asked.

"What is usually done in these situations?" - Asked the Ugly Bastard confused.

"..."

"..."

We both did not know how to continue.

"Master it is not to offend, but I have noticed that he has been behaving differently since this morning" - Waifu ninja finally noticed.

"... Earlier today I almost died choking on a potato chip, that made me look at life from another perspective, I decided to be a better man and the first step was to discard the unnecessary things in my mind so... Umm well, I forgot a couple of things "- Only an idiot would believe that.

"Admirable indeed, I think the Master has become a more decent man, this change is good" - I heard a little happiness in Waifu Ninja's voice, the surprise was so much that she could not hide her emotions.

Well, it must have been disgusting to follow an overweight middle-aged man who tends to wear a thong in public and chase schoolgirls.

I'm going to give her a raise.

"Ahem, as said, I don't know what to do now" - I scratched the back of my neck, embarrassed.

I did not expect that stupidity to work, I am concerned about the intelligence of my bodyguard.

"The Master usually makes them take a drug that causes what the teacher calls 'Tickle Nightmare', then gives a warning and lets go of the people who have bothered him" - Waifu Ninja explained as if it were something natural, how reliable.

I'm glad to know that the principal was not a psychopath who murdered every person he disliked.

If I think about it differently, with his authority the principal was able to kidnap or blackmail the girls to obtain many lolis according to their tastes, although Saki and Rinka were forced by the rapists club, it was the abusers who offered them as gifts and the principal just accepted them for the perverted lolicon that he was.

This reinforces my theory that the principal was just a stupid pervert who was used as a puppet by the rapist club to get money from him, but I still have to investigate.

Anida seemed to know something about it since she mentioned something about candy and bad company, I'll ask her later.

"Let's go with it" - A civilized approach seems nice to me.

Although these guys were stalking Hibiki, they didn't cross the line so it would be cruel to hurt them.

"Master, if I may give my opinion I think we should get rid of these people, the perverts are scum that must be exterminated" - Waifu Ninja spoke with undisguised contempt, but then seemed to realize who she was talking to. - "Ahem, of course, the Master is the exception"

"Okay, I know the kind of attitude I have shown and I am reflecting on my actions, in fact, I appreciate your sincerity" - Although my low self-esteem is hurt by Waifu Ninja's contempt, it is nice to have a conversation after such a long time.

"I understand master I will make sure to be honest and mention each time that the Master is a piece of grotesque garbage that infects the world with his presence" - Waifu Ninja shows more and more emotions in her voice, that does not make me happy.

"By the way, why did I choke on a potato chip and you didn't help me?" - Maybe she wanted to see me die, with such contempt I would not be surprised.

"... Ahem sorry Master, I thought Master wanted privacy in his fun time with little girls as Master is famous for being a piece of lolicon trash and did not want to interfere" - Waifu Ninja, please stop the abuse verbal, it hurts.

"Yeah well, remind me to give you a raise" - I sighed, I'm a certified lolicon.

"The Master may be a pervert, but he is an honorable man who keeps his promises" - Waifu Ninja spoke with respect, not respecting me but my money.

The wonderful power of capitalism.

I sighed again and walked over to the guy who had hit me in the alley.

I removed the blindfold and saw only hatred in his eyes that made me feel uncomfortable.

"Listen, my cute subordinates got carried away and brought you here. How about I give you an apology and money to forget about this problem?" - In my opinion, it's a good deal, it's free money.

I removed the gag from his mouth and the bastard tried to bite me.

"FUCKING OLD MAN WHEN MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS, YOU AND THAT FUCKING WOMAN ARE GOING TO PAY!!"

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"I'M GOING TO FUCK THAT DAMN BITCH IN FRONT OF YOU FUCKING OLD MAN!! THAT BITCH IS GOING TO MOAN LIKE THE BITCH THAT IS!! "

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"WHEN I'M DONE WITH THAT BITCH I'M GOING TO KILL HER!! I'LL KILL HER AND SHOW YOU HER FUCKING HEAD AND THEN I'LL KILL YOU!! "

.........….

"Master, we should get rid of this garbage… Master?"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE FUCKING OLD MAN?! LET ME GO! WAITiNKJAVJNKSAS! "

This guy's mouth is unpleasant, his words annoy me, something in his words makes me feel annoyed.

I don't want to hear him, it's annoying.

I looked at my hand, my hand can shut it up.

I put my hand in his mouth, but he kept making noise.

The noise bothers me.

The subject tried to bite me, but his teeth couldn't pierce my skin.

I pushed my hand away.

The subject shook his head, he looked anxious, he looks scared, he's upset.

With my other hand, I held the subject's hair to stop it from moving.

I pushed my hand more.

My hand felt unpleasant, it was slimy and warm, I felt nauseous.

But there was no sound anymore, that's better, the silence is relaxing.

I sighed, silence is good.

I looked at the subject

Then I was horrified at what I did

My hand reached the subject's throat, my hand had not only prevented the air from reaching his lungs, but my fist had also crushed his throat from the inside.

"What the fuck did I just do?!" - I screamed in horror.

I shook my hand to get it out of his throat, I had to use a lot of force to get my hand out since it was stuck in the windpipe.

When I pulled my hand out I stepped away from the subject, his corpse lay motionless, his jaw was dislocated and his throat ripped open.

I felt like hugging my legs and crying, I did it again, I lost control and I killed someone again, I am a monster, I am trash, I should kill myself.

"Master, you did a good job, the method was unconventional, but you did the right thing" - Waifu Ninja spoke to me.

She didn't come close as my hand reeked of gastric fluids, but I felt better. At least she wasn't judging me.

"Even if the master is a perverted scum, the determination to use such a bizarre method is admirable" - Waifu Ninja continued speaking.

"The insults were unnecessary, but thanks, I needed it" - I took a deep breath.

Should I be concerned that coming into contact with a beautiful woman causes me more anxiety than killing someone by breaking their neck from the inside?

I have money, I'll just find a therapist.

I stood up, saw a bathroom at the basement entrance, this place is a bomb shelter with all kinds of services and rooms, most likely someone convinced the principal to build this place as a refuge if war arose or something like that. Rich people paranoia or so I think.

"Master, what do we do with the other two?" - Waifu Ninja asked when I was about to go to the bathroom, I want to take a shower.

"Well I already killed one, another two don't make much difference" - I sighed and went to the other stalkers.

This time I'll just beat their heads to death, I don't want to put my hand down throat again.

"Master, you can go to shower because the smell from your hand is unpleasant, we will take care of the rest" - After Waifu Ninja said that, another shadow leftover appeared.

As with Waifu Ninja I couldn't make out the second shadow's appearance, but again I'm sure she's a waifu.

It seems that my [Radar Waifu] does not work if the waifus can hide their scents or if they have supernatural powers, only when they are shown I can detect them, not that I care.

I went to bathe while trying not to think about the guilt of committing a murder.

I'm too violent when I lose control, using a baby as a golf club, pouring paint thinner cans on a woman's genitals, now I put my hand in a person's mouth until breaking their windpipe.

No, I don't think that I being someone violent, I just lost control a little bit, I am a good person, even if I have killed in horrible ways and now I am a fat lolicon I am still a good person, at least that's what i want to think

I'd better think about my guards.

Having supernatural guards makes my inner otaku happy, now the question is what are their identities, how strong are they and how many anime are there in this world. I don't want to walk happily and suddenly find myself a pudding-loving god of destruction.

If I have supernatural bodyguards, they must know how to think I'm a perverted lolicon, how sad.

Well, I don't want to get close to them either. As long as their identities are a mystery and I can't see their faces, my phobia won't give me a panic attack.

Okay, now I just have to relax and let things flow calmly.

[New mission]

[Lewd detective

An Ugly Bastard will take every opportunity to take a woman, and what better when they are his own bodyguards?

Objective: Discover the identity of your 4 bodyguards and make them addicted to your semen

Time limit: 1 year

Reward: Skill 'Pheromone Chad'

Punishment: A different type of cancer for each undiscovered woman (lung, kidney, stomach, liver)]

… Great, it's not 2 but 4 bodyguards, good to know, but I still hate my system.

Damn Jaime!