Chapter 58: Conflicting Sensations of a Fat Man

My office looked uncomfortably small with the 15 kinky teens standing in front of me.

I sat in my chair while Anida poured me a cup of tea, she a warm light in my dark life.

I raised an eyebrow when I saw that some of the boys did not take their eyes off Anida's large breasts so I spoke calmly. - "If you continue to eat my maid with your eyes, I will not only expel you, I will put you on a legal charge of immoral conduct and sexual harassment"

The group of boys turned pale as a ghost, no, I have seen ghosts with more color in their faces than these fools.

"P-Principal..." - A boy with glasses spoke with a trembling voice. - "You have to understand, we are young and there are things that we cannot avoid, don't ask us to stop being men..."

I sighed since to some extent they are right, watching is not illegal, and as long as they don't dare to touch her then it should be fine, but I still dislike that a group of perverted idiots look at Anida as if she were a piece of meat.

"I will give you the opportunity to explain what happened" - I drank my tea, Anida makes delicious honey and ginger tea.

A short, slim-bodied boy stepped forward. - "What is beauty? What is art? Can a painting be considered art? Is the blue sky the beauty? NO! Art is curves! The beauty is the big breasts! We are cultured people who appreciate art and respect beauty!"

… .. I heard something so stupid that one of my three neurons just committed suicide.

Should I do the world a favor and kill this pervert?

...

Since when did I begin to consider murder as a solution to problems?

Something is wrong with me, maybe it's because I had a light breakfast, I'm hungry, it must be that...

"What's your name?" - I asked the boy whose brain must have rotted from looking at a lot of pornography.

"My name is Sakurai Tomoki, a man of culture" - The boy raised his head with pride.

"I see" - I honestly didn't know what to say, this idiot seems familiar to me but I can't remember the anime or manga where I saw him.

Tomoki smirked cheekily. - "I've heard that you are a man who appreciates true culture so you should know that spying on women's locker rooms is all men's romance!"

My lip trembled and I preferred to ignore this idiot so I looked at the other boys. - "Were you also appreciating art?"

The boys shook their heads showing that they were smarter than Tomoki, except for three idiots who nodded with lewd smiles while looking at me knowingly as if I was one of them.

I looked at the group of guys and asked directly. - "Whose idea was it to spy on women's locker rooms?"

They all looked at Tomoki and Rito's friend.

Somehow it doesn't surprise me.

I tried to think about how to fix this as I just want to kick these perverts out of my academy, but I'm concerned that some of these troublesome jerks look like anime leads and these kinds of people always find a way around trouble.

While I was thinking about how to fix this mess, someone knocked on my office door.

I nodded towards Anida for her to open the door. When the door opened she almost smiled wryly at the absurdity of the protagonists' fate.

The people who had entered were four women. Two of them were beautiful girls with long black hair, both had well-developed bodies, especially the one on the left which had quite big breasts.

Both girls were Yui Kotegawa from the anime To Love Ru and Rin Misumi from the anime Okusama ga Seito Kaichou.

Now that I think about it, both girls are a bit similar, they are tsunderes, they fall in love with their protagonists for similar reasons (kindness) and they are even part of the discipline committee.

Is this plagiarism or reference?

Well, I read once that most authors rely on other work for their own projects so this should be normal.

In front of the girls was one of the teachers who actually looks like an elementary school student, Utage Doraku from the anime Noucome.

It's hard for me to take her seriously because of how cute and adorable she looks, I even want to pat her on the head and offer her cookies….

Damn it, I sound like a lolicon.

Along with the girls came someone I did not expect to see, Kaguya Shinomiya from the anime Love is War and whose father is my current business partner.

"Satou, I need to talk to you about the punishment of these perverts" - The adorable little Utage spoke with a harsh and slightly aggressive tone.

Despite her cute appearance, she has the personality of a delinquent, although in a way it is nice to talk to someone who does not care about Japanese honorifics since I always forget to use them.

"Sure, would you like a cup of tea?" - I sighed relieved that someone helped me deal with this problem.

"With five tablespoons of sugar" - Utage sat in a chair across from me as if this place were her home, her cheeky attitude is adorable.

"Do you want a snack?" - I nodded towards Anida who served tea for Utage while she brought a tray of sandwiches.

"Oh, I want the chocolate cake" - Utage smiled and took the cake from the tray.

"You seem to like sweets a lot" - I tried to contain my smile because of how adorable she looked eating cake.

"Yes, sweets are one of the few good things in life" - Utage shrugged.

"Right" - I nodded and enjoyed my tea.

I feel like I'm forgetting something.

"Ahem" - Kotegawa's uncomfortable cough reminded me of the problem of the group of perverts, Utage's cuteness distracts me too much ...

"Would you like a cup of tea?" - I hid my embarrassment and smiled at the girls.

"Thank you" - Kaguya nodded calmly and sat in another chair to have tea with us.

"Why do I feel out of place?" - Misumi muttered in a low voice.

"Imagine how we feel ..." - The protagonist of Noucome sighed.

I ignored the others and decided to talk to Utage as she is a responsible teacher despite her rough attitude, it is definitely not because she seems as adorable as a stuffed kitten to me.

"What do you want to talk about?" - I asked with a smile.

"Amakusa Kanade" - Utage pointed to the protagonist of Noucome. - "This brat has special circumstances that make him do stupid things, he's not a bad boy so I hope you can let me take care of his punishment"

From what I remember from the Noucome anime, Kanade received an absolute selection curse that forces him to choose one of several stupid options and if he doesn't fulfill them he can die, similar to my stupid system.

Utage went through the same curse when she was a schoolgirl so she is trying to help Kanade, although she cannot share information from the curse or her life will be in danger from the curse residue.

Kanade doesn't seem like a perverted idiot equal to Tomoki so I had no problem accepting this. - "Okay, I'll let you deal with his punishment"

Utage smiled as she sighed in relief. - "Thank you, I thought you would say something like 'In return you will wear a nekomimi costume and dance in an adorable way' or something like that, if you had, I would have hit you"

Although Utage seemed to be joking, her menacing smile seems to say that this had already happened ...

How many stupid things did the previous owner of this body do?!

What worries me the most is that the idea of ​​seeing Utage dressed as a maid with a cat ear headband does not leave my mind….

"Ahem, this is not a space for jokes, if you need something else you can say it" - I tried to pretend that I did not care about her words.

"The principal is lolicon"

"That explains why the principal was not moved by my speech ..."

"Shouldn't he be the one tied to a pole?"

The boys began to murmur among themselves.

"Be quiet" - Kaguya's icy voice made the boys shiver as they squeezed their mouths shut.

It seemed strange to me that Kaguya was helping me, but maybe the talk she had with Hayasaka made her realize that I'm not her enemy so this is a good thing.

"Principal, please assign these perverts a suitable punishment" - Kaguya nodded towards me with an expressionless face, this girl is so cold that I feel sorry for Miyuki for having to put up with her.

"To begin with ..." - As the responsible adult that I am, I decided to leave this problem to someone else so I looked at Kotegawa and Misumi. - "Do you want to say something?"

Kotegawa hurriedly nodded. - "Principal, these guys are a danger to female students, their actions show that they are not trustworthy…. But…"

Kotegawa gave subtle glances towards Rito which he did not notice as the dense protagonist that he is.

"I think they can be given another chance ..." - Kotagawa looked down when she noticed that Rito wasn't even looking at her.

Rito has not stopped looking at me strangely since he saw me, he seems to want to talk to me about Mikan since she lives in my mansion she has only made a few calls to her family without wanting to see them in person.

Even though I have told Mikan that she can reunite with her family, she has refused saying that it will make things more difficult since a couple of days ago her parents tried to talk to the police and the press to sue me for kidnapping, but my lawyers took it upon themselves to warn them that if they didn't stop bothering me then they would be sued for slander and mistreating their children.

The power of money is terrifying.

Kotegawa began to give an emotional speech about why even perverted trash deserved a second chance.

Her words were so moving that several of the boys looked at Kotegawa with tears in their eyes, although I think a couple of them might have fallen in love with her.

Poor Kotegawa, wanted to help Rito, but instead, she won the love of a group of perverts, life is tragic.

As Kotegawa won the hearts of a group of idiots, Misumi interrupted her.

"These perverts don't deserve a second chance!" - Misumi gave a strong stomp causing her big breasts to bounce. - "Perverts will always be perverts! The best thing is to expel them from the academy! "

Kotegawa glared at Misumi. - "That is excessive, you have to give them the opportunity to reconsider"

"You said it yourself, they are a danger to girls" - Misumi took a step forward with a challenging look.

"The principal has already said it, being inflexible will only make people hostile and rebellious" - Kotegawa was not intimidated and also stepped forward making her breasts pressed against Misumi's breasts.

Both girls looked at each other with hostility like two tigers ready to fight, but we the audience could only watch as the breasts of both girls pressed against each other showing how soft and firm they were.

Am I becoming a pervert for noticing girls' breasts when I'm supposed to stop this discussion?

I hope not.

Misumi frowned furiously. - "There is a difference between being rebellious and acting like a perverted criminal, this group of perverts crossed the line by endangering the integrity of the girls from the swimming club so they deserve to be expelled from the academy"

I honestly agree with Misumi, but knowing the fate of the comedy protagonists I'm sure these guys will manage to save themselves in an absurd way.

Kotegawa stopped frowning and showed a triumphant smile. - "Anyway, I have already spoken with the principal's secretary and she has agreed to let the punishment of this group be handled by Shinomiya-san and me"

I am glad that my secretary helped me to avoid this problem, I just want to know since when do I have a secretary ...

Misumi had a furious expression. - "How is it that this was not consulted with me? You and I belong to the disciplinary committee, but I didn't hear any of this"

Somehow I have a very bad feeling.

Before Kotegawa could speak, my office door opened as a beautiful woman entered the room.

Her long black hair was loose leaving a couple of strands on her shoulders, she was dressed in a dull purple sweater, a black jacket with red, high heels, and white pants that clung to her long legs making her look seductive without being vulgar but elegant.

"Ara, sorry for being late, I was preparing the records for the punishment of these adorable children" - The woman smiled gently as she entered my office and closed the door.

The beauty of her was such that the group of boys was mesmerized by her smile, even the girls in the room seemed stunned by the beauty of the woman.

I put my hand to my face so that the students couldn't see my expression and held back the urge to sigh.

At that moment I received a telepathic message. - "Ara ara, do you like my wardrobe Master?"

"Kiara ..." - I sighed internally. - "What did you do this time?"

"Ara, it hurts me that you think I did something wrong, you make me look like a demon~" - The beautiful woman, Kiara, answered me with false sadness.

Kiara walked over to me and then placed some documents on my desk. - "Miss Shinomiya and Miss Kotegawa will take care of this matter, don't worry Satou-san, I've already arranged everything"

Kiara spoke professionally making me doubt if she was the same woman who had a fit of laughter when we saw the movie 'The Exorcist', she found it funny the idea that a demon could be defeated by a simple human through prayers and willpower.

Misumi clenched her fists and lowered her head, but she didn't say anything even though it was obvious that she was furious.

I felt sorry for her, it was certainly Misumi who was right as Kotegawa only wanted to protect the group of boys due to her personal feelings for Rito while Misumi was justifiably angry with the boys for acting like horny dogs, even now those boys did not look away Kiara's like apes in heat which was starting to piss me off.

Now I want to eject them and have them run over by a truck to see if they go to an isekai...

"What's up young lady?" - Kiara showed an expression of concern and kindness when she saw Misumi's frustration.

"It's nothing ..." - Misumi tried to calm herself, but she couldn't hide her anger.

"Do you think this is unfair?" - Kiara approached Misumi with a kind, almost maternal smile.

"I ..." - Misumi seemed to want to say something, but her words did not come out of her mouth.

"Don't worry young lady" - Kiara spoke softly and patted Misumi's head. - "I understand that you want to do your best to help maintain order at school and your dedication is commendable, life may not always be fair, but that is no reason to feel angry ..."

The scene was poignant, a teacher who was genuinely concerned for her student and doing her best to listen to her concerns about the injustices of the world.

It was a nice scene, but for some reason, my body felt a chill as if the scene before me was a Japanese horror movie rather than an English romantic comedy.

[System notification: The skill 'Mental Attack Resistance (A)' has protected the user from an intermediate level confusion skill]

… KIARA!

I gritted my teeth angrily which Kiara noticed so she looked away from Misumi who seemed to be in a trance.

"Either way, this matter has already been decided" - Kiara removed her hand from Misumi's head and then smiled gently as Misumi regained consciousness. - "I'm sure Miss Shinomiya and Miss Kotegawa will handle this situation appropriately"

"I understand" - Misumi lowered her gaze with sadness and resignation.

"Oh young lady, you don't have to feel down." - Kiara smiled gently. - "If you have something that bothers you you can talk to me since I am the secretary of our noble principal then I will be in charge of supervising this matter"

Kiara clapped her hands making everyone in the room blink like they had just come out of a trance. - "Since the matter is resolved, it will be better for everyone to go back to their classrooms, I need to speak with Satou-san"

The boys nodded confused and began to leave the office reluctantly, they wanted to stay to keep looking at Kiara.

Kotegawa came out with a triumphant smile accompanied by a depressed Misumi, I don't know why but I feel more sorry for Kotegawa than for Misumi.

Finally Utage came out who before leaving stopped at the door and looked at Kiara while she frowned. - "I don't know why, but I don't like you"

Kiara looked at Utage with a friendly smile. - "Is that so? Too bad, I feel like we will both be good friends~"

Utage frowned, then looked at me. - "Satou, I don't know why you assigned her to be your secretary but be careful, this woman is dangerous"

Utage finally left the room leaving me with Anida, Kiara, and Kaguya who had been sitting there drinking tea.

"Ara ara, what an interesting little woman" - Kiara had a devilish smile worthy of an anime villain.

I wanted to yell at Kiara about what the hell she was planning, but Kaguya's presence made me hold back my claims.

"Ara, Master you don't need to hold back" - Kiara returned to her usual malicious and seductive tone of voice as she stood behind Kaguya and began to stroke her head as if Kaguya were her pet. - "This cute and adorable creature wants to talk to my beloved Master"

I blinked a few times in confusion and looked at Kaguya who was still expressionless despite being treated like a dog.

"Come on, do it as I explained" - Kiara smiled and removed her hand from Kaguya's head.

Kaguya stood up, then walked to the center of the room to unzip her uniform.

Without showing the slightest emotion on her face, Kaguya undressed and when her entire slim and beautiful body was visible, she knelt in a dogeza towards me.

"Please release Ai, you can do whatever you want with me, but I beg you, set her free" - Kaguya pleaded with a trembling voice as if she was trying not to cry.

"... Kiara ..." - I took a deep breath to maintain self-control, panic about the situation, and my excitement to see a beautiful female body were colliding within my mind which was making me nauseous. - "If you do not explain what is happening, I will not have sex with you for a month"

Kiara paled. - "Ma-Master, a month is a bit excessive..."

"You have ten seconds to explain or we will have a problem" - I spoke with tiredness and anger.

Looking at Kaguya's naked and defenseless figure, I felt a bit of arousal, as even if Kaguya lacked voluptuous curves like Lala, she was still a beautiful woman which combined with her submissive and scared behavior made my heart ache like it was being destroyed with a cheese grater.

The mixed sense of excitement and guilt was making me feel so sick that if it weren't for the anxiety medications I take I would have already thrown up.

Today I should have stayed with Olga and missed work.