Chapter 2: Pancakes Do My Soul Good

I felt dizzy, my head hurt. When I rubbed my head I felt like I was stroking a bowling ball.

I am bald?

Looking at my stomach I am not only bald, but I am also fat.

Using my chubby hands I began to touch my face and had a horrible feeling.

The original owner of this body was sitting in front of the computer that was now with the screen saver so I could see my reflection.

Baldhead, hair at the ends of the head combed like two ascending horns, strange glasses that look like sunglasses and prevent my eyes from being seen, a small Hitler-like mustache ...

… I want to die.

I'm the fucking principal of the To Love-Ru series !!

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Calm down, breathe deep and soothing. The fact that I reincarnate in this body does not mean that I have to be the same scum as that man, right, I can be a decent man, as a principal I can have money, collect it and lock myself in my house to live a happy hermit life until dying of old age or overweight.

Okay, everything is fine, I can take this, calming, everything is fine, super good, this is acceptable, don't panic, everything is fine, think happy things, DO NOT PANIC!

With a lot of effort, I was able to calm down, I did not scream even once since I was a child I learned to cry and lament in silence.

Well let's review, if I'm the principal then I'm in To Love-Ru, a mess with perverts, aliens, and waifus.

While most of the cast of To Love-Ru are my waifus, I don't want to get close to any of them since seeing them through the screen and seeing them in person are different things, I love 2D while real-life scares me.

On the other hand, I'm not a masochist like the original principal so I don't want to get hit by a living weapon like Yami.

I just have to live quietly, quit my job as a principal and flee this city, it sounds reasonable.

[Integrated Ugly Bastard System]

[Condition

Name: Satou Yamada

Titles: Perverted Scum. Human garbage. Perverted principal

Strength: Neither low nor high, just average

Reflexes: Like a dead cat

Speed: The fastest fat man in the world

Stamina: Perpetual Motion Fatty

Defense: Hard as stone

Luck: Blessed in business, only in business

Intelligence: A little stupider than the average adult

Charm: An Ugly Bastard doesn't need it

Innate Abilities: Resistance to murder (EX). Pain resistance (EX). Resistance to physical damage (SS). High-speed movement (B). Radar Waifu (A). Touch of Midas (A)

Skills: none]

That explains why the principal didn't die even when he was hit by Yami, damn the principal is an OP cockroach.

At least I can feel confident that I will not die with the arrival of Lala and other aliens. Still, I want to flee the city.

Several memories came to my mind, it was no information about the principal's life, but at least I know important things such as the location of the school, the principal's bank account numbers, and why I was reborn in his body.

The principal was too excited while he was looking for something on the internet, the principal was eating potato chips and in his excitement, he did not chew a potato chip well and died from suffocation.

The Resistance to murder's ability doesn't work on accidents due to its own fault so it was a tragic and pathetic ending.

On the other hand, my dream of being a NEET is somewhat possible since the principal is rich, filthy rich. The principal has so much money that he built a school with the sole purpose of getting closer to the schoolgirls, he didn't even care if the students are criminals or people without identity, as long as they are pretty he will allow them to enter the school.

I'll be a NEET!

[New mission]

[Enemy of the FBI

The prison is just another room, an Ugly Bastard is not afraid of consequences, as long as she is a pretty woman she is a target, so what if she is a little girl? Nothing Stops an Ugly Bastard!

Objective: Fill a girl under 16 years old with your semen.

Time limit: 3 days

Reward: Skill 'Aphrodisiac fluids'

Punishment: Prostate Cancer]

… This damn system is horrible, I just want to be harmless and happy NEET. I don't want to abuse a girl.

If I forget about my fit of rage where I killed a baby then I am a decent man. I'd rather have cancer than abuse a girl.

[Mission Accomplished: Enemy of the FBI]

[Reward: 'Aphrodisiac Fluids' Skill]

What? But I haven't done anything!

Wait.

I just got reincarnated in this body but for some reason, I'm naked and sweaty, I didn't think much about it as I thought the perverted director was jerking off to porn while he was eating potato chips but it seems like it's something worse.

The [Radar Waifu] skill works with the sense of smell, when I focused on the smells of the environment I realized that my body gave off a sweet feminine aroma which also came from the main room.

When my hand was on the handle I did not dare to open the door, my heart was beating uncontrollably and fear overwhelmed me.

I know what is on the other side of the door and that is why I am afraid.

Now the question is, was it consensual or did the director fall so low that he became a rapist?

I took a deep breath and opened the door.

Principal son of a bitch!

It's not just one girl, it's two!

When I saw the pair of unconscious girls in my bed I recognized them and was horrified. This world is not a 2D anime, people look real with anime features so the pair of sleeping girls were beautiful, the problem is that I recognize them, they are both girls from doujins that I had the misfortune to read.

The first was a brown-haired girl, her hair was a mess and she did not have her usual short double ponytail hairstyle but I still recognized her, she was the younger sister of the hentai protagonist Otome Dori.

Oh risen Christ, what did I get into ...

The other girl was a beautiful high school student with long black hair. Belonging to the doujin that caused me the most emotional damage, there was Saki Yoshida from doujin Emergence.

Both girls were naked, sweaty, and sound asleep. Both of their vaginas were overflowing with a white liquid that came out of my body.

Am I in a fucking crossover?

Most importantly, why are they here?

I felt the need to escape, but the sweet scent of both girls was intoxicating.

I died a virgin so this scene was too stimulating, plus Saki should have been 16 and I was 18 when I died, only two years apart ...

Control yourself!

I had the need to get closer to the pair of girls and touch them, feel them, taste how the inside of a woman felt, but at the same time I was afraid, I felt afraid of them.

Fear and reason suppressed my libido and I was able to control myself.

"I'm in trouble" - I sighed.

Even though it was the director who did this, the director no longer exists, I will have to deal with the consequences of his actions. Maybe they will judge me as a rapist again, only this time it will not just be a rumor but a certainty.

I'm getting depressed, I want pancakes.

I looked for a change of clothes in the closet, grabbed a towel, and went to bathe.

The house is big and the bathroom is big too, it looks like one of those bathrooms used in Japanese porn movies with inflatable mattresses and a shelf with massage lotions.

I shook my head and went to take a shower to wash off the different aromas on my body, it made me want to take a long bath in the huge bathtub, but my craving for pancakes was stronger. Pancakes are food for the soul.

After bathing I dressing. The closet was full of purple suits, I will have to buy clothes since I do not like this suit.

Already arranged I went down to the first floor where the kitchen was and I was pleasantly surprised to see that it was full of food, there was food to heat in the microwave such as pizza and hamburgers, to ingredients for cooking, all the food was top quality, there was even imported meat and vegetables.

I found pancake flour and made my breakfast, topped with cranberry, topped with honey, some whipped cream, and a cherry.

I learned to cook as a child since my aunt never gave me sweets or desserts, only tasteless food that would prevent me from getting anemia.

There were so many ingredients that I got carried away and ended up making a lot of blackberries, blueberry, walnut, strawberry, and chocolate pancakes.

Well I'm already fat so it doesn't matter, then I'll find a gym, even during my depression period I kept doing a little exercise to avoid being morbidly obese.

I went to the kitchen and started eating, I also made a vanilla shake, there really was everything in the kitchen.

Did the director like to cook or did someone make him eat? No idea, the original memories were lost.

I enjoyed my moment of happiness when I heard footsteps approaching. Looking up the ladder I saw Saki's beautiful legs in all their splendor.

"Sorry to bother, it's just that there was a pleasant aroma ..." - Saki looked down when our eyes met.

I took off my glasses because I don't like them, I don't even need them, they were just decoration, I also shaved my little mustache, I don't want to be a fat Hitler, lastly, I fixed my hair in a more normal hairstyle like a normal salaryman. Even if I'm an Ugly Bastard it doesn't mean I must be a weird man.

"Don't worry, I made a lot of pancakes, come eat, oh right, if you want you can take a shower and then you can go down to eat, there are clothes in the back closet, find something in your size" - I smiled kindly, Saki is a good girl that was in the wrong place with the wrong people.

Saki still doesn't have blonde hair and tanned skin so she must be early in her misfortune, I want to help her.

As for why there is a wardrobe of women's clothing in this house, the director must have had very strange fetishes, he has a large wardrobe full of clothes for high school and elementary school girls, thanks to good he died.

Saki stared at me for a long time and finally nodded, then went up the stairs.

If both girls are the same as those doujins then they are tragic girls who were dragged into hell by the selfish desires of various perverts, the worst part is that I am technically one of those perverts who ruined their lives.

Do I want to help them? Yes.

I don't know how they ended up here, but I feel guilty so I want to make up for it.

Otome Dori's girl whose name I don't know is a tragic girl who went crazy as a result of being abused since she was just a little girl, if she gets proper care maybe she won't go crazy who prostitutes Otome.

I just hope the canon hadn't started, that doujin left a horrible taste in my mouth and if possible I want to avoid it, at least I don't want Otome to become a nympho.

There is only one thing that worries me when Saki saw me a moment ago her cheeks flushed and she had an exciting look.

Is it the effect of the [Aphrodisiac Fluids] skill?

Hope I'm wrong, I'll pray I'm wrong.

My heart needs more pancakes, pancakes heal my heart.