17 Chapter 17: Teachers Meeting
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Author-sama's Note:
A special thanks to Alterrr for being the first to support me in Ko-Fi in addition to making 2 donations, your donation has been a great motivation <3
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The teachers finally arrived, including me we were 30 people gathered, some teachers seemed like random people that maybe they do not belong to an anime or hentai and are just filler, but considering that in my past life I avoided watching hentai and NTR or blackmail doujins then I must be careful.
I counted the teachers I know and suppressed a sigh at the trouble to come.
Kiryuu Yuuzuki from the anime of the incestuous idiot Kiss x Sis. I'm going to get into the school system to lower points to the idiot protagonist for cheating on the best waifu of that series.
One of my favorite waifus, Mafuyu Kirisu from the anime Bokutachi wa Benkyou ga dekinai, or Bokuben for friends.
Kyoko Nichihara from the clichekoi anime, ahem, Nisekoi.
It was a surprise to see Tetsuo Takahashi from the Demi-chan wa Kataritai anime, but among the documents Asagi gave me there was mention that this academy serves as a refuge for peaceful supernatural beings, especially if they are pretty girls.
The only thing that bothers me is that Tetsuo looks like a nice guy with a bodybuilder's body, I'm jealous.
Why couldn't I reincarnate in him instead of a fat pervert?
Even if I exercise I can't change my appearance, my stupid system makes me an Ugly Bastard so even magic doesn't make me change my appearance, I get depressed.
There were both female and male teachers that I recognized as Hina Tachibana from Domestic na Kanojo or the legal loli teacher Utage Doraku from Noucome.
It was like some idiot thought it would be fun to add lots of random anime with cute waifus in a single hentai-based world.
Did the creator of this world look up a list of waifus and add them randomly?
Well, remembering the list of systems that God showed me I can tell that the gods do strange things when they are bored.
"Everyone is present" - A man applauded and all the teachers nodded and then took their seats.
"Mr. Principal, it's a pleasure to see you so healthy" - The man gave me a respectful bow, but I felt uncomfortable.
It was a brief moment so short that it could have been my imagination, but I'm sure there was boundless disgust and contempt in his eyes.
"Master, the man is the deputy director, although he is an excellent administrator he has been making moves behind the back of the Master to take the position of director" - Asagi explained to me conveniently.
I did not have time to look at the whole list and I focused too much on the list of scum that I must eliminate, although this man has not committed crimes and it is actually because of his work that this academy has grown, I still dislike him.
Where did I see it before? I think it's from an anime, but I don't remember it since I usually focus on waifus ...
"Nice to see you too, let's start the meeting" - I tried to pretend that I was not bothered.
Although I don't know how to lie, I got used to acting like everything was fine.
"I will start the meeting" - The man caught the attention of the teachers and took out several documents. - "We will start with-"
The man couldn't finish his words as the door slammed open.
"Sorry for being late, some problems arose and there was a lot of traffic!" - A pretty woman with short black hair.
She was not as beautiful as other waifus in this world, but seeing her I stood up while my face turned pale.
"Is something wrong principal?" - Kyoko Nichihara that she was one of the few people who saw me with some respect asked me kindly.
"No nothing, I just thought it was good that everyone could arrive on time hahaha" - I sat down again and lost myself in my thoughts ignoring the meeting.
Now I remember who the deputy director is, Gakuho Asano from the anime Assassination Classroom.
The woman who just entered is Aguri Yukimura from the same series.
Demons, ninjas, witches, demi-humans, and now the porn addict weapon of mass destruction called Koro-sensei.
Lala hasn't even arrived and this world is already a mess.
"Is something wrong Master?" - Asagi asked me through telepathy or something similar.
Since no one in the meeting seemed to pay attention to me, I did Shinji's father pose so that my hands covered my mouth and I spoke in a low voice.
"Change of plans, assign someone to follow the woman who reached the end" - I need to get other glasses to do the effect where the light covers my eyes to look great.
Stop thinking nonsense and focus!
"You also have to find a way to make a barrier around the academy to prevent the entry of enemies" - I think my brain works better when I do this pose.
If I can rescue Koro-sensei and make him my ally it would be a great help, perhaps with Enma's magic I can stabilize his condition so that he does not explode and destroy the world.
What science can't do should be able to be solved through magic, I hope.
Ugh, my head hurts, I'm not good at thinking.
"What do you think about this Mr. Principal?" - Gakuho brought me out of my thoughts with his question.
"Eh?" - I looked stupidly since I did not pay the slightest attention to the meeting.
"It seems that the principal was thinking about something more important than the allocation of resources for the school clubs" - Gakuho smiled wryly.
You bit of a jerk, I was thinking of hitting you in the face with a golf club.
"Well the principal is always distracted" - A teacher spoke with amusement.
"Principal, we are talking about the allocation of resources for school clubs, we have to do something about the clubs that receive resources despite not performing real activities" - A teacher explained wearily.
I see, everyone sees me as an idiot.
I was about to yell at them to fuck off, but Asagi calmed me down. - "Master, calm down, if you make a scene everyone will see that something changed in the Master's behavior and the degenerate club will suspect that the Master stopped consuming the candies"
I took a deep breath and scratched the back of my neck awkwardly. - "Hahaha sorry, he was daydreaming"
My performance did not seem to be convincing as some teachers were looking at me strangely.
"Principal, it seems you are not feeling well today, do you need to rest?" - Tetsuo asked kindly, what a nice guy.
"Yes I'm sorry, I think I'll have to leave early" - I want to get out of here, being seen as a plague brings back bad memories.
"Don't worry Mr. Principal, I can lead the meeting without problems" - Gakuho showed a reliable expression to which several teachers nodded.
I'm supposed to be the boss, not that asshole!
"I think I'll stay, I'm just a little tired" - I forced a smile.
"Maybe the principal tried a lot last night, it would be better if the principal went to rest" - Gakuho spoke kindly.
Some teachers seemed confused without understanding Gakuho's words but others looked at me with discomfort and disgust.
It seems that some teachers are aware of the degenerate actions of the principal, I have to improve my public image.
As for Gakuho, he may be an excellent administrator, but he is a shitty person.
Remembering the Assassination Classroom series this idiot wanted to ruin the life of a group of students only to use them as an example of mediocrity, for people like him it is that many young people can never recognize their own abilities and develop inferiority complexes.
"Maybe, I couldn't sleep well thinking about how sad it is when students don't get enough support so I thought about doubling the school resources, since I understand that it would be difficult due to a large amount of money that it represents I am willing to use my own money "- I smiled.
"Are you sure about this principal? It's too much money he's talking about "- Kyoko asked worriedly.
Since the principal did not show his absurd wealth, most people think that this school works with support from the government and donations from large companies whose children study here, however, more than 80% of the resources come out of my pocket.
"No problem, I'll make the transfer at the end of the meeting" - I kept smiling.
Even if I don't have a cunning mind, an Adonis appearance, or great charisma, I still have a ridiculous amount of money.
Tremble at the almighty capitalism!
"That is great news, the topics we saw today will no longer be a problem thanks to the principal!" - Tetsuo spoke excitedly, I like this guy, I'll give him a raise.
"Then I think we can end this meeting" - Gakuho smiled at everyone.
"Master, the vice principal is furious" - Asagi gave me happy news.
Gakuho may be better than me in almost every way, but the weight of my wallet is enough to crush his stupid superiority complex.
Now, I just have to show that I have changed for the better, treat the teachers well, and look for allies to help me improve this horrible world, I can finally see the way to be a good man.
[New mission]
[NTR Video
Nobody messes with the fat man!
Objective: Record a video having sex with Gakuho Asano's wife and send it by mail.
Time limit: 6 months.
Reward: Spy Camera
Punishment: Suicide of Saki Yoshida]
... This became unpleasant.
My system figured out how to force me to do things I don't want to.
System, this is too much ...
What happens if I commit suicide? Will Saki be okay?
[New Mission]
[The fattest cockroach
Dying when you stop living is for the weak.
Objective: Live to a minimum age of 100 years
Reward: Mysterious Gift
Punishment: Disgrace for all close people]
… Bastard.
Well, I'll play your stupid game, but don't touch those who matter to me, or even if it ends badly I'll kill myself!
Seeing that there was no other system notification I took it as a positive response.
"Are you okay principal?" - Tetsuo patted my shoulder.
I looked around and the room was already empty, I think my mind closed when I saw that my system was threatening Saki's life.
"I'm fine, it's just that I've had some personal problems" - I sighed.
Although the human presence makes me feel uncomfortable, only beautiful women make me panic, talking to Tetsuo is not that bad as he helped me to annoy Gakuho.
"Em director, I know that it is selfish of me to ask for more resources for my research after you already mentioned that I would double the resources, but I am really making great progress in the study of demi-humans, if you allow me to develop my research then I will be able to form a suitable environment in the academy so that the demi-humans are willing to come without fear of being persecuted by the humans "- Tetsuo spoke at full speed but I think I understood the general idea.
"Ummm, make the demi willing to come ..." - I thought on stage.
Although there are some non-human beings in this college, but the number of supernatural races is very low compared to human beings.
If Tetsuo's project goes well, I will be able to attract more supernatural beings and put them on my side.
"Okay, you can have the resources you need, but with one condition" - I looked seriously at Tetsuo. - "This will be a secret between us"
"Don't worry, principal, I know the vice-director dislikes demi-humans so I'll keep this a secret" - Tetsuo made a serious face.
Unlike the Demi-chan series, here supernatural beings are not public knowledge and there are even extremist groups that persecute them to exterminate them, if I can offer them a safe place it will not be impossible to create my own group to face the underworld, although I cannot Get carried away or I'll get noticed
This is a bit exciting, it feels like a strategy game, although I was never good at strategy games ...
Well, one step at a time.
"Excellent, inform me of anything you need to create a safe environment for the demi, I have not shown it but money is the least I lack" - I pat Tetsuo's shoulder.
I wonder if I can see a kitsune and a nekomimi.
Although they are not my fetish, I love monster girls, being able to form a safe sanctuary for them would be great.
Oh right, I must also form a battle group ...
Well, I'll give Asagi and Enma resources, they should be able to think of something.
"Thank you very much principal!" - Tetsuo shook my hand.
"Thank you" - I shook Tetsuo's hand.
It's time to form an army of monster girls!
