Chapter 16: Tea Time And A Story

I arrived early to the conference room where I would meet with some teachers, for this meeting only the seventh to twelfth-grade teachers would come, according to the Japanese system that would be the age range where the students are between approximately 12 to 18 years old.

Only the teachers with the best track records will come to represent the rest of the teachers which is a relief, I won't have to be in a room with hundreds of people.

I sat in the main chair and decided to wait, there is more than an hour to start, so I have time to collect my thoughts.

Waifu Ninja gave me several documents that summarized what I would see at this meeting. Budgets allocated to different student clubs, teachers' schedules, and a salary increase for teachers whose students show better results.

There was also a letter from the student council where they made some requests and suggestions to improve the school.

Student Council, I have always found it amusing that in anime this group of children seems to be more intelligent and capable than the leaders of world powers.

I just hope they don't cause too much trouble.

Another thing that worries me is a notice that there will be some students entering after classes start, these should be the anime protagonists or the girls from their harems.

I don't want to have a jolly bunch of idiotic kids making disasters all over the place, I already have too much trouble to deal with this.

"This is exhausting ..." - The meeting has not even started and I already feel tired.

"Master should have a coffee as the meeting will be long" - Waifu Ninja finally appeared.

"Thanks for coming, I was starting to feel lonely without your insults" - I spoke sarcastically when I saw that my bodyguard appeared when he felt like it.

"I am flattered to know that the Master values ​​my presence, although that could also be because the Master is a repulsive masochist" - Waifu Ninja spoke apathetically.

"I don't even feel like arguing" - Arguing with this woman makes no sense.

"By the way Master, Number 3 is busy so Number 4 will be the one to come ..." - Waifu Ninja sighed. - "It will be difficult to deal with Number 4 without Number 2"

"I already know the name of Number 2 so it would be easier if you called her Enma" - Remembering what I did last night makes me question how I should treat Enma.

She is my bodyguard, but now she is also my lover… Or maybe I'm overthinking it and last night was a one-time adventure.

"... Understood ... Does the Master also want to know my name?" - Waifu Ninja asked nervously and uncomfortably.

"Do you want to tell me?" - Although I have a mission to discover the identity of my 4 bodyguards, I do not want to force them to do something they do not want.

The punishment of the mission is strong but cancer will affect me and not them so it does not matter.

"I'd rather not" - Waifu Ninja looked worried.

Are you so suspicious of me? It hurts a bit, but it's true that I haven't done anything to earn her trust and I think she hates me.

"Don't worry, you don't have to tell me if you don't want to" - I shook my head. - "On the other hand, I would like you to tell me how you became my bodyguard since I lost all my memories"

I feel guilty lying about my identity, but the excuse of amnesia is too convenient.

"That's not a problem" - Waifu Ninja nodded.

"Before I was part of a group of elite fighters in charge of regulating the activity of supernatural beings and hunting demons, although not all supernatural beings are harmful to humanity, demons and beings from the underworld are a plague that only causes suffering and must be eradicated "- Waifu Ninja spoke with limitless hatred that surpassed all the disgust she has shown so far.

"At least that is what I would like to say, but since the Master is related to some demonic beings I can only ignore them" - Waifu Ninja sighed.

"What beings am I involved with?" - The principal made a deal with the devil to sleep with a little girl?

"Well, there are some demons who sought refuge with the Master and although they are not the Master's direct bodyguards like me, many work near the Master's residence" - Waifu Ninja shrugged.

"Wait, so I'm something like a Demon King?" - I turned pale.

I want to be a good person not fucking Satan!

"No, the demons that follow the Master are quite calm and although some are a bit dangerous, they are kept under control since they do not want to lose the protection of the Master, to think that those beings could be so pathetic to give up their instincts of depravity alone to find a refuge"- Waifu Ninja snorted in disdain, but then sighed sadly. - "Although me and my squad are not different ..."

Although I can't see Waifu Ninja's face I felt like she was sinking into sadness so I got up and went to a table with a kettle.

"Do you want a cup of tea? Look, there are also cookies "- I smiled.

I know depression, in my past life there were many times where I considered suicide and even used to cut my wrists as a way to escape emotional pain through physical pain.

Although I don't like Waifu Ninja, it is painful to see someone covered in sadness.

"With two tablespoons of sugar please" - Waifu Ninja nodded.

I poured two cups of tea and gave one to Waifu Ninja. Due to my love for anime and Japanese things I learned to serve tea in the traditional way, otaku stuff.

"Thank you" - Waifu Ninja thanked and drank her tea while she was still standing.

"Why do not you seat?" - I sat down and started eating cookies.

"My job is to protect Master, I can't relax" - Waifu Ninja is a professional woman, but she needs to relax.

"Can you keep telling me about how we met?" - The story of Waifu Ninja let me know that there are supernatural beings in this world in addition to witches and demons.

Will youkai exist?

I want to see a kitsune, I love fluffy ears.

"There is not much to tell, my group fell into a trap and we were almost exterminated, the school where our future warriors were trained fell into the hands of the demons and became a hell of depravity, the few of us who managed to escape were left very tired and injured, although there were other organizations that regulated the supernatural world, none were willing to help us while the demons were chasing us "- Waifu Ninja spoke with anger and sadness.

"The demons managed to get close to people with authority in the human world so we could only hide and escape, due to luck I met the Master after a demon left me in a bad state, the Master gave me shelter despite could not see my appearance because of the cloak of shadows that I use, if it were not for the Master my life would have ended, the Master was even willing to shelter the survivors of my group for which I will always be grateful to the Master "- Waifu Ninja bowed sincerely.

"There is something I do not understand, despite your gratitude even a blind man can see that you hate me, why did you stay with me after recovering?" - I felt confused, although her gratitude seems real, the contempt she shows is also real.

"It is true that I am grateful to Master, but Master's perversion reminds me of the demons that destroyed my home so I can't help but feel disgusted" - Waifu Ninja spoke with a sincere voice.

"I see, sorry" - I sincerely apologized, seen like this it makes sense if she hates me.

"Do not apologize Master, my attitude is out of place and even if the Master is a depraved pervert I am only here thanks to the benevolence of the Master" - Waifu Ninja sighed.

"Well, I saved a stranger and now I have a ninja who stabs my self-esteem, sounds great" - I tried to joke so that Waifu Ninja would not get depressed.

"Seen like this he makes me sound like an ungrateful person" - Waifu Ninja sighed again, but this time she didn't sound so depressed.

"Maybe a little ungrateful" - I laughed a little.

"Oh, does the Master want something to make up for it? Maybe Master wants me to steal the elementary girl's underwear? " - Wiafu Ninja scoffed.

"Ahem, I prefer mature women" - I smiled wryly, it seems that I will not be able to remove the lolicon label.

"Master did not deny the underwear, certainly Master is a pervert" - Wiafu Ninja sighed exaggeratedly.

"I am a man, I have my interests" - I spoke with false anger.

I'm not interested in collecting women's underwear, but it's fun to argue like this.

Is this how it feels to talk to a friend? I like the feeling.

"So Master wants my underwear? A real perver… "- Waifu Ninja was silent.

She just admitted to being a woman, ah, that she's careless, so much that I tried to pretend she's a man.

"... Ahem, I didn't hear you well, did you say something?" - I tried to act as a dense protagonist of romantic comedy.

"Master, thanks for trying, but it doesn't matter anymore" - Waifu Ninja sighed and the shadows that covered her began to fade showing that my acting skills suck.

In front of me was a beautiful woman with long dark blue hair with spiky bangs, on the sides of her long hair were two curved locks, her sharp eyes were teal, her body was impressive, not as gifted as Anida o Enma but could embarrass many models.

While Anida has a mature and motherly charm and Enma has the greatest sex appeal while, Waifu Ninja is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

"Igawa Asagi, formerly an elite warrior of the Taimanin squad, now the Master's first bodyguard" - Asagi bowed.

My mind went blank.

"Master?" - Asagi raised an eyebrow.

"Ah it's nothing, I was just surprised that you were so beautiful hahaha" - I laughed nervously while my body trembled.

"Number 2, well, Enma mentioned that the Master seems to have developed a phobia of women since stopped consuming the candies, it seems to be true" - Asagi was covered in shadows again so I could sigh in relief.

"It's actually a phobia of beautiful women or calliginephobia for short" - I drank my tea trying to calm myself.

"I see, I don't know if I should feel sorry or congratulate you" - Asagi seemed to find my misfortune amusing.

Asagi seemed to have thought of something and spoke in a mischievous voice. - "What would happen if I stop using the cloak of shadows?"

"No wait seriously don't do it!" - I panicked.

Although I can bear the beauty of Anida and Enma thanks to having sex with them while on drugs, the beauty of Asagi is bad for my heart.

"Heh, maybe if Master gives me a raise I'll consider it ~" - Waifu Ninja fell into the temptation of capitalism.

"Why do you seem so obsessed with money?" - I tried to divert her attention.

I have no problem with giving him a raise, but if this is done something usual it will be annoying, although I don't even know how much I am paying my bodyguards to begin with.

"..." - Asagi was silent and sighed again. - "A person in my family was cursed and I need resources to pay a scientist in search of a cure, another person in my family is missing so I need to finance a search group"

"..." - I was silent.

"Why don't you ask Enma to help you deal with the curse?" - The title of Witch of Misfortune sounds imposing so she should be able to help.

"I would never ask for help from that woman, she will surely make my family's condition worse just for fun" - Asagi snorted in disgust. - "In fact, I have no idea why that witch was interested in being the Master's bodyguard, Enma is one of the 4 most dangerous witches in the underworld so it is strange that she made a soul contract with the Master"

Asagi looked at me seriously. - "Master, although I admit that I hate that woman since she is a witch from the underworld, the Master must be careful with her, Enma and Number 4 are completely unpredictable"

I felt Asagi's warning go through one ear and out the other.

Maybe it's my own stupidity of trusting too much someone I've grown fond of, but I can't see Enma as dangerous.

Yes, this is going to bite my ass someday, but when that time comes I'll just get depressed and want to die, nothing new.

"Thanks Asagi, but I will trust Enma" - I shook my head and continued drinking my tea.

"Do what you want Master" - Asagi shook his head.

"I want to trust you, Anida and Enma, if I want to fix the problems that I caused, I only have you" - I looked at the ceiling while I thought about my problems.

"I will help Master to the best of my abilities" - Asagi showed respect for the first time in what we have known each other.

Asagi mentioned that demons got involved with important people. Tanaka was being accompanied by a demon when we met.

The rapists' club is related to extremely dangerous demons from the underworld.

I have some harmless demons, a bunch of dying ninjas, a corrupt academy, and a wayward witch who can't possibly help me since she only seems interested in causing mayhem.

Yes, I need allies.

As I tried to think of making more allies other than Black Label, I felt the temperature drop.

"Winter came early?" - I looked curiously at my cup of tea which had a thin layer of ice.

"Number 4 arrived" - Asagi sighed.

I looked around the corner of the room.

SHIT IS A FUCKING GHOST!

I got so scared that I couldn't move.

"Number 4, calm down or affect the Master's meeting" - Asagi frowned.

In the corner there was a beautiful woman over 2 meters tall, she was so tall that she had to bend down to enter the room, but the way she twisted her neck was terrifying.

She had a long white one-piece dress, her long black hair was covered with a wide straw hat.

She was a beautiful woman with large breasts, a slim waist, and wide hips but the emptiness of her eyes was terrifying.

At what point did this hentai world turn into a horror story?

I want to make a complaint!

"Po?" - The woman tilted her head in confusion.

"Just go to the shadow of the Master and wait for instructions" - Asagi pointed to my shadow.

"Po" - The woman nodded, she approached me, and like a stone falling into a river, she sank into my shadow.

I wanted to hug Asagi because of the fear I felt, but I held back, mainly because I couldn't move.

In a horror movie, I am one of those who freeze with fear and cannot run away.

Great, the two things that scare me the most are beautiful women and ghosts, my fourth bodyguard is both.

I didn't even ask Asagi about the identity of Waifu Ghost, I just drank my iced tea and waited for the meeting to start.