Oxy and Bongs?

Here's a few stories from my school in the past few weeks

The dumpsters at my school are where the lowlifes go to get their nicotine fix during school hours, and or any fix they need. It has been widely regarded as a sketchy place, because of this status lots of interesting things have gone on there, and in a way I'm impressed, because it takes some determination to do some of the stuff they do. Let's start with the wide selection of bong stories these people are so fucking creative, they have made a bing out of an apple and a Pepsi can, ACHG'a come up with this stuff, for reference ACHG means Absolute Crack Head Genius. There has also been quite a few times people have brought bongs to school and broken them at that dumpster, none of these people get caught.

There's this kid in my grade, let's call him Jim. Jim has aspergers, which is completely fine, there's nothing wrong with that, because of his condition he was placed on depression medication and got a therapy dog, which is also good, buuuuut Jim did a bad thing. Jim thought it was a good idea to take his depression meds to school and sell them at the dumpsters as oxy, which is obviously not a good thing. Because my town is batshit crazy it didn't surprise anyone that a few people bought pills off of Jim. As soon as the bell rung for the last two periods of class the whole school knew and so did the principal, of course he made an announcement about it, I shit you not, the seconds said that the cops have been called someone ran their ass to the office to snitch. In the end the people who bought the " oxy " got suspended and Jim hasn't been back to school, so I assume he's expelled.

This chapter is not well written frankly because I'm at work and quite bored and I didn't want to use the brain power to write this properly.