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Essential NPC with a Chicken

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity. Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm. In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta. Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans. Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose. If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

SquareGoat · Games
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Her Secret

A big mean green killing machine, swinging a massive club and screaming as it strikes the muddy ground it calls its swamp. Splash, mud-splattered, and dirties everything it touched.

Fighting the monster was a man wielding a spear. He didn't seem to mind getting down and dirty with the ogre as he used minimal movement to evade the attacks. It was hard to make big movements within such terrain so he had to make do with it.

"Hup!"

The man's legs dug deep in the swamp, pushing him forward in a jump. It seems as if he threw himself towards the monster with his spear keeping its point towards it. The ogre could see that attack, but could not react in time due to its heavy body.

Stab!

"Brooooooo!"

Pierced in the chest area, the ogre squealed loudly. Like a pig, its nose snorted frequently and it's high pitched squeals annoyed the man to no end.

"Shut up!"

Stab!