April Fool Pt 2
Just to prove how amazing his work is, I want to give you a sample of a job he just did for me. Gary, over there -- you might try him too; he's a good one - had us in a little workshop out at the ranch to introduce our office staff to a new computer program we will all be using. I know, I know, but getting away from the familiar seems to increase the interest and focus of folks, so if we ended up fishing during breaks and all, well, that is just to get some fresh air. It didn't mean we weren't working!
Anyhow, during the workshop I noticed some things were out of place and got a little concerned. Nothing was broken or missing, that I could see, but no one had visited the house in a while, to the best of my knowledge, so I called Eddie.
He came out the next day and installed a state-of-the-art video and audio security system that is so dang newfangled it sends me a message if there is an intruder! Isn't that something? Of course, the first intruder was a dang wild hog who dug under the fence, but still!"
When the laughter died, Larry continued. "Heck, this morning I was in Monterrey, Mexico getting a new contract signed -- yes, boys, it's a good one! We aren't going to starve for a few more months, at least!
Anyhow, I'm waiting for the notary to do his thing, when the security app on my phone buzzed. I figured it was another pig, so I just texted the Sheriff's office and asked if they had received the alert. Donna replied that they had and the sheriff was investigating. She said this time it was live human beings, and she was watching their shenanigans live and taping it, so I could relax and take care of business.
We chatted for a few minutes, being old friends and all, and then I hung up to take a call from the sheriff. Good man, Sheriff Adams; he investigated the break in AND a mysterious shooter near the ranch house.
I haven't had time to watch the video and audio yet, but I know many of you have homes or cabins in the country too, so let's all watch what Eddie's system surveilled out at my ranch house today, shall we?"
Jimmy Bob was seated on the side near the stage; he got up and tried to sneak out the side door, but two huge men stopped him and returned him to his seat, where the lovely Donna waited with a benign look, but actually breathing fire. Missy was at the center table, right in front of Larry and about 20 feet away; her face and bare shoulders were as scarlet as her dress.
The video began when the miscreants climbed out of the LT Enterprises truck, hugged and kissed, and entered 'our love nest,' as they called it. The video ran while they got naked, dove on the bed, and engaged in a rowdy 69. Larry hit fast forward so the audience saw them doing doggie, missionary, and reverse cowgirl, but at high speed.
The video returned to normal, however, when Jimmy Bob started talking trash about Larry and Missy demeaned Donna, without either defending their spouse. Larry froze it just after Jimmy Bob said, "We need to get back; we don't want anyone to get suspicious," and Missy replied "The April Fool will never figure it out, but we do need to get back so I can get ready for his party tonight. Just think, Stud; I'll have your cum wetting my panties while I sit there beside him." Jimmy Bob said, "Remember to make him eat you out before you loan him my pussy tonight. Big boss man is my CUCK!"
Missy's head was on the table, and she was crying; whether they were crocodile tears or tears of desperation he didn't know, or care. Jimmy Bob's wife got up and slapped the shit out of him from behind; when he tried to get up, the two men held him down and gave him a second shot; this time she punched him in the nose.
"My employee uses my truck to take my wife to my ranch house so he can fuck her on my bed, and he does it on my time. What y'all think I should do about that? Yeah, me too. Jimmy Bob, YOU ARE FIRED!
You, ex-wife, are also fired. The papers are in the envelope on your right; the four hundred people here will attest that you were served. Oh, and by the way, remember the pre-nup your attorney insisted on? Yeah, I'm enforcing it!
Your clothes and other shit in in a truck awaiting your instructions. Take your damn Beamer and your skanky ass out of my town and out of my state, and don't come back!
Oh, and, Asshole, Skank -- April Fools!