1 A Class Of Peculiar Subjects...
8:00 AM - Japan, at Kyoto Mahou High.
((Homeroom bell of doom))
''Hello to all of my fresh new and impelling students.'' Their teacher said, with a creepy giggle. ''This year, I will be your homeroom scholar-((Coughs, nervous chuckle)) -I MEANT homeroom educationalist!''
The students wondered, 'Huh?!?' 'What did she say, just then?'
She continued, ''You all can call me Miss. Farah. To my happiest elations, I will also be illuminating your brains with social studies all year 'round. AHa Aha ha~!
Before our class fun can truly start, I want all of you introducing yourselves in Z - A order! I yearn...((Gleeful chuckle)) to get to fully know, each and every one of you.''
Green-haired girl curiously thought, 'Intro...ductions? Eri better get her notes ready to go!'
[Class Attendance]
''I'll say this as simply as possible. Yori, my name is, and I stand for all the world's peace, order, law, AND peace.'' She smugingly shouted, as she quickly rose up.
''If any of you break this society's order, I will... straighten the evil out of you.''
~ Next
''Oh! Oh! It is my turn now?! Sorry, I'll-((Trip! Face smack!!!))'' She said, as she tripped and face-planted her desk.
''Oww~www! ((Focusing breath)) I-I-I am Teto Aika, of the Aika group. Urm, w-w... and we hope that all of us become good classmates.'' She anxiously stated, as she sat down like nothing happened.
Her classmates said, 'Aika! Isn't she the one who had all around top-tier grades on her entrance exams?' 'That was her? ((Sighs)) My earlier image of her.. is now shattered...'
~ Next
''Hmm? Me? Introductions are ...too tiresome... I am Hayato. That is all...'' He steadily said, as he gazed downwards.
Miss. Farah dazedly laughed at the situation. đ
~ Next
''Finally! It's my turn!'' Blonde-haired boy said with a fierce smirk. ''To all my new classmates, -you can just call me -Bang! ...Gotoh. Before our time is up, I shall make you all smile at how COOL my puns will be~''
In that moment, Teto thought, '((Gasping)) That guy... He is so... So dashing! So handsome, a-and charming! Ahha! Why does my face... feel such warmth? -AND my heart! IT'S pulsing so quickly!'
((Gazes left and right))
Some female classmates said, 'That Gotoh guy... He's dreamy...' 'I wonder... if he's single~?'
Teto antsily thought, 'Why does -My heart and body feel so scattered?!'
~ Next
Miss. Farah puzzledly asked, ''Excuse me? Miss Eri? Your turn is up. Hello?? He~llo??? Hmph? I'm sorry, but could you stop doing whatever it is you are doing there?''
The green-haired girl mumbled, 'To figure out, why those girls with the red and sweaty faces... are like that. More details will be needed... later...'
(((Briskly closes journal)))
''Alright! Sorry for the hold-up, Eri was. Time to get things started.'' She swore, as she merrily swallowed and raised her hand.
''He~lllooo to all my new friends and live-study subjects. This fully behaved girl is Eri Mana, and I am! ...a demon girl.'' She said with a pure smile.
[The whole room grew cold, as everyone's jaws fell open...]
Miss. Farah awkwardly stated, ''Yeeeahh... Maybe, that was something I could have imparted sooner... Eh-eh-eh--eh-eh--eh-aha~''
They shouted in total disbelief, ''((WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT?!?!?!))''
Outro Eri, 'The never-ending daily studies of Eri Mana, WILL start -next time~!'
