5 Divine Isle

While waiting for Earth to notice me. (Hiyah! Notice me Senpai!....lolz)

I added some roaming golems. Halberd golems roamed the land. Bow golems stationed on the shores and elevated area. The I added something else very dangerous.

I added motherfucking Rune Bears. Those assholes are now scattered in the forested areas and caves. A perfect defense system for any unwanted going through my forests. Early in my first playthrough of the game. I made the intelligent choice to ride my horse and stick a spear in their backside. That Rune Bear moved like it had the Speed Force and the strength of Superman. Then it killed in under a second.

Anyways, I used my godly eyes to look at the world from atop my Divine Tower. It took a day for my isle to be noticed, and 2 days for everyone to get nervous. The countries around the world were shocked that such a place would just pop up. I attuned my divine ears to hear what all these politicians were saying about my place on Earth.

"What the hell is that huge tower?!"

"Are those giant stone warriors and archer!?"

"Who is this man on the throne atop the tower?"

Everyone was asking questions. Finally, the UN decided to send an ambassador with a Justice League escort.

As for who they sent? They sent Wonder Woman, Black Canary, Martian Manhunter, and Green Lantern(John Stewart).

They've sent three heavy hitters along with a psychiatrist. Interesting choice. They by boat, rather than plane. An American Aircraft Carrier Fleet to be specific. A fleet famous for it's destructive and combat capabilities. Besides the nuclear weapon, the Navy Fleet is the second deterrent of war along with the Air Force Fleet against war. Although in front of a few dragons, they won't be able to contest. Lannseax herself could wipe the floor with them.

It did take a fat minute for them to make to me because they went by boat. Once they could see the isle, I raised a finger and created a stone port to allow some of their ships to dock.

They hesitated before parking one destroyer in my port. It seems they are being cautious. I had already sent Ordovis to meet them, and escort them to me.

He brought some Leyndell knights with him too. The ambassador was a little surprised to be greeted by knights. Wonder Woman was interested. Martian Manhunter was serious. Black Canary was trying to read them through their helmets. Well, Ordovis offered some horses to them, but they declined.

It was my idea to just have extra horses rather than a carriage. I wanted to troll them a little. No, they unloaded their own vehicle of the boat and drove it with Ordovis leading. I could see their faces, and they were surprised that the horses were not any slower than the automobile.

"Hehe, magic horses bitches..."

Blah blah blah, they eventually ascended my tower and are before me.

The ambassador, a French man, introduces himself, "I am Antoine Toussaint, ambassador of the United Nations. Pleasure to meet you."

I introduce myself, "I am Ellorsseax, Elden Lord of The Lands Between."

He asks, "Where is this Lands Between?"

I give a vague answer, "Between..."

Antoine clears his throat and moves on, "Did you have something to do with this island appearing along with this tower? Why are you here?"

I answer truthfully, "I indeed made this isle, and this Divine Tower. As for what I'm doing here? I'm here for fun. I've long defeated all my enemies and opponents. I have surpassed all I knew in everything. So I came here add some fun to my eternal life."

He asks about the tower, "You call this tower a Divine Tower. Do you fancy yourself a god? No disrespect."

I chuckle, "I don't fancy myself a god Antoine. I am a god. I have believers, a religion, divine power, eternal life, a divine body, and even dragons worship me. I may not be the Absolute G, but I am at least a medium G."

Wonder Woman then intercedes with a question, "Oh, the you know of Zeus then?"

I grin, "Oh yes I know of him. Shame the old playboy is dead. Radahn would've loved to use him as a punching bag. Did you want your question to go anywhere?"

She shakes her head, 'No right now. Continue ambassador."

Antoine regains speaks again, "I am going to be blunt, are you a threat to world peace, to humanity, to Earth?"

I shrug, "No, I am not a threat. If anything, I have a strong interest in making sure the Earth continues to exist, with all its inhabitants still breathing."

Before the ambassador could continue, I say my piece, "Before you ask anything more, let me make some things clear. I am a god. This isle is my land. I am not an aggressor. I am not a pushover. I am here to have fun. I am Ellorsseax, and I will not spurned, spited, or suffer passive aggressive remarks. I am here to stay. Also, if my wife ever decides to join me in my fun here..."

I make to make this part especially clear as I lean forward from my throne little, "Do not disrespect her. For whoever does will be thrown into the Lake of Rot."

Antoine nods nervously in understanding and doesn't ask about the Lake of Rot. He proposes to me, "Well, since you are a sovereign entity on your land. As well as not hostile, and with people you lead. Under these conditions, I am able to offer you a trail membership in the United Nations. Which I offer to you now."

I answer flatly, "No..."

We stare at each other for moment as he stops getting choked up from my answer. He questions with a little confusion, "Why no?"

I say it like it an obvious thing, "I'm a god...gods don't beholden themselves to mortals. It just doesn't happen, like, ever. I can assign an ambassador to the UN, but I won't join it."

Antoine huffs as he can't even refute my logic. Then Black Canary speaks up, "A little bit of egomaniac, aren't you?"

I look at her with an expression that exudes the thought in my mind, "The audacity of this bitch?"

I just say with a sigh, "Well, why don't you go kill a dragon of time with a stick(club) then? Why don't you go resurrect the dead? Why don't go grab a star and play ping pong with it? Why don't you go and create life with a wave of your hand?"

She crosses her arms with a smug look, "Tall tales."

Now I'm just exasperated. She's got to be baiting me. I rub the bridge of my nose, "Why did they have to send you?"

Before anyone else can say a world, a cold feminine voice fills the air, "I command thee, KNEEL."

A strong magic pressure descended on the heroes and ambassador. They all kneeled, even Wonder Woman. Ranni become a full god after becoming my Queen after all. Her power and authority is only second to mine. I hear a flutter and Rani appears next to me. I smile, "Hello love, what brings you here?"

She scowls, "I couldn't stand another word from that woman. Her audacity to speak to you like that was too much. You are my Lord and the Elden Lord. I couldn't tolerate it. Why did you let her continue?"

I made up an excuse as I scratched my head, "I wanted to be gentle, these beings are fragile. I didn't want to evoke fear on my first impression. "

Ranni huffs, "I can understand that, but all the same. Your prestige must be maintained, and not insulted."

I acquiesce, "I understand dear, I'll protect my prestige better, I promise."

Ranni nods with a proper smile and disappears into magic particles. The pressure is released on the delegation.

I sigh and ask, "Now where were we?"