14 Kuoh Academy

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Timeskip Mc is 15 now

This was quite random and fast. But what am I going to write about when he isn't in school yet. So Kiba just became a first year. That means Issei is as well. Rias and Akeno are 2nd years now.

Word Count 1630

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First day at school

"Kyaaa~♡"

"Who is that?"

"He is so handsome~"

"He is like a Prince~♡"

Sigh this was always unavoidable. High School.

Now I have to waste my time with dumb hormonal teenagers. That and a whole club of secret BL lovers that love to draw doujins. With OG Kiba as the original character. That means I will probably get the same treatment.

This is the year that Kuoh academy becomes Co-Ed.

"Tsk. Look at that pretty boy Matsuo. He thinks he is such a hot shot"

"I agree Motohama. Bishonen like him should just go DIE! Don't you think so Issei?"

"You are right my brothers. With all the pretty boys out of the way. The path to BOOBS will be Clear!"

""" Oppai! Oppai!! Oppai!! """

...

Wow. They really are scumbags. It's like I'm watching neanderthals. If anything the anime watered down their 'talks'. How they survived until their second year I will never know. Rias and Sona probably had something to do with it.

Ringgggg

Time for the Orientation. Then the first homeroom.

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"Ne,Ne, What's your name?"

"Where are you from?"

"Are you single?"

As soon as I sat down in the classroom I was 'assaulted' by questions. Just like the OG show. I am in a different class than Issei. Thank BigG for small mercies. Oh, wait he is dead...

Thank you, Michael.

*BANG*

The door slams open. Startling everyone. A young woman with long brown hair, brown eyes, a well-endowed voluptuous body entered the classroom.

"Everyone take their seats. Homeroom has begun"

Everyone's attention was on the beautiful stern teacher

"My name is Sae Chabashira. I will be your homeroom teacher for the next few years."

,,,Wait what?

Isnt this the chick from Classroom of the Elite? I only saw like one episode. What is she doing here..

I take a good look at her then it clicks to me.

Of course. She is a bombshell. That woman looked like she belonged in the DxD universe in the first place. Maybe this is that 'guy's' idea of a practical joke?

The door opens and Issei comes to the classroom

"Uhooo. MEGA OPPAI!!" Issei oggles at the teacher's chest.

She turns to him and just sends him a glare that would freeze hell over. I'm not even joking. Issei froze in place. And there is absolutely nothing supernatural about that woman. She is just a regular human.

But more importantly..

What is that idiot doing here???

"Umm Goodday. Sensei I have been told that I should have been put in this class. Was there some sort of mistake?"

Fuck. Why. WHY!

The teacher just smiles at him. But it was a cruel sadistic smirk

"No this is how it was supposed to be. You see we know that you and your 2 friends are troublemakers. So we decided that all 3 of you should be separated. And if you continue your antics here. You will be expelled, Am I clear?"

Issei just gulps and nods

"Good. Now go find an empty seat."

I look as Issei went to sit down in the back row. This..Is surprising. Things aren't going as they did in the Original Plot. To be fair. Breaking apart the Perverted Trio is a smart move. They should have done this in the OG Plot as well.

~After Classes

Club members were asking people to join them.

I was approached by some girls

The current Kendo Capitan and 2 Kendo girls, Murayama and Katase.

"Hi are you interested in joining the Kendo Club?"

"I apologize but I have already joined the Occult Research Club. But I do practice Kendo"

Yeah right. I train with my sword to kill people not to compete in some tournament's. Real Swordsmanship has long died out.

"But I would love to visit the Kendo Club. Maybe we could even spar"

"Realy!!" Both girls said excitedly. They just joined the club and now a handsome boy said he would be coming over often

"Sure. I'll stop by later. But I have a meeting with my Club right now" I smile at them.

"Great~!"

"We will be waiting for you!"

Both of them run off to tell the others in their club. Sigh. Teenagers. So naive. They only learn when they make a big mistake. And it usually takes a while to sink in.

Welp their pain my gain.

~ORC -Ocult Reaserch Club.~

I enter our 'Base' only to be 'ambushed' right at the door

"Ufufu. Would you like some tea Kiba-kun?" Akeno asks seductively, as she walks in front of me, making her ridiculous chest jiggle.

"Yes please" I just give her a fake smile. She seems a bit disappointed that she hasn't gotten a reaction from me. She has been trying this for a while.

I sit down at one of the empty chairs

"How was your first day?" Rias asks me. Her eyes were gleaming 'Tell me! I want to know!!'

What did she expect? That I had some sort of anime encounter?

" I flirted with some girls." I deadpan at her. Akenso slowly sat near me

"Ara ara. Looks like our Kohai is a bit naughty" Akeno whispers in my ear, as she pushed her breast against my arms

You know this is getting old. Especially from someone like her who has no experience with men. But I do know that she and Rias play around with each other to 'learn'.

Apparently, this is common among young heiresses. Sona and Tsubaki do it as well. Since both Rias and Sona need to stay virgins.

But honestly having any more interaction with the Gremory Peerage than I already do brings me no benefits. I really don't want to deal with all of their traumas.

Are Akeno and Rias hot as hell? Yes.

Do I want to bang them? Yes.

Do I REALLY want to do deal with all of the bullshit consequences and headaches after that? NO!

I have other girls to satisfy my Lust. No need to get involved with the problematic ones.

So unless Akeno wants to cut the bullshit, get over her freaking Daddy Issues and have sex just for fun. I'm ignoring her

"Koneko will be here shortly. And Gasper is already in the basement." Rias giggles seeing me ignore Akeno. Who took another seat and pouted cutely at me.

After a few minutes Koneko arrives with a laptop. She opens it and starts voice call.

"Hello everyone" Gasper's face took the screen

"Yo 'Dio Brando in training'. How's it going? " I wave to the resident hacker.

"Hello Kiba-kun. Things are good. Especially since I don't have to come out now." he smiles brightly.

That's not something you should be happy about. Dio Brando isn't supposed to be afraid of people. Even if it's a pathetic low-budget cross-dresser version of him.

But then again. It means he was such a legendary character. People just decided to copy most of his traits. He is probably rolling in his grave from this.

*Clap. Clap*

Rias claps her hands to get our attention. She could have just cleared her throat. She really treats us like pets and children. It's demeaning. Especially coming from a soiled brat like her

"Now there have been a lot of incidents lately. Someone is targeting the Church. There have been many attacks. Mostly in Europe. But there are a few Churches that have been hit in Japan as well.

The culprit kills the priests. Takes anything of value. And burns down the church."

Hey. Free money is free money

" That caused all kinds of political nightmares. Especially with the culprit leaving behind the mark of Abe no Seimei. Which directly brings the Five Principal Clans into the fold. "

Akeno shifts a little when the Clans were mentioned.

Leaving behind that mark is one of the best things I have done. Truly a Big Brain moment.

A red pentagram mark.⛦

"Now Angels are our enemies. Even if we are in a Cold War. Now that someone is attacking them. They naturally assume devils are involved. Like always.

And since we are one of the few Devils in Japan that have a high standing. We are being monitored by the church and the Five Clans. From a distance. My brother told me they are forbidden from entering the city."

Noticed them the moment they got within 10 km of the city outskirts.

I set up Sensor Swords there mainly for Azazel and other big guns who may be a threat to me. But they still ping me if they catch anyone Supernatural approach

"So we just ignore them" Gasper asked, not seeing the point of this meeting. I mean if it was for just this she could have sent an email or told us separately.

Meetings are for when big decisions are being made.

"Yep~" Rias nods her head.

Great. Thanks for wasting everyone's time.

"Is that it?" I drawl out.

"Yep. I had some time to kill before meeting Sona. So meeting dismissed" Rias gave a bright smile before she started to walk to the Student Council with Akeno.

.. 10

..9

I start counting down to calm myself.

Breathe,,.

Must suppress.. The urge to hit...

"Well that was a waste of time" Gasper grumbled. "I'm going back to work. Bye Koneko-chan, Kiba-kun"

Bang

I slam my head oni the table

Even the wimp agrees that Rias is stupid. I can't wait to leave the spoiled brat. Maybe I can make it so they speed up the wedding.

I don't know how long I can take this bullshit.

#### A/N

MC losing brain cells just by being around Rias xD

Sae Chabashira. From Classroom of the elite.

She will fit right in DxD with her ridiculous chest size.