The 'Ideal' Girlfriend
For the next week Issei had laid low. To the displeasure of several girls, he had refused to leave his seat. And as he expected, on Thursday someone came to 'fetch' him during lunch break.
"Is Issei Hyoudou here?" Asked Tsubaki Shinra, the vice-president of the school as she walked into his classroom. His classmates quickly pointed towards him, evidently showing off the fear that the student council had inflicted upon them.
"Your presence is requested at the student council room. I'm here to escort you." Tsubaki said with a stern face and piercing eyes.
"I see. I refuse that request." But Issei's response brought upon a silence that would've made you think the school was empty.
"Excuse me, your presence is demanded. Right. Now." Collecting herself, Tsubaki managed to make a counter argument in time. But this was exactly what Issei wanted.
"Fine. Lead the way, Miss Vice-President." He teased as he followed the woman who had adorned a small blush.
Soon they arrived at their destination. And contrary to Issei's expectations, there was only one person inside.
Sona Sitri, the heir of the Sitri clan of devils. But of course, Issei wasn't supposed to know that so he called her by her alias name.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Shitori-kaichou." Issei said with a smirk and proceeded to sit on the sofa without even bothering to ask.
When the initial surprise at the carefree attitude of her suspect had subsided, Sona spoke in a commanding tone, "Issei Hyoudou, your explicit activities at this school will not be tolerated any longer. We have decided that you will attend detention in this room for the next month, during which I'll be working to fix your attitude." Pushing her glasses up, she had a smug smile on her face.
"Hmm...what explicit activities do you mean?" Issei asked nonchalantly.
"...Having forbidden intimate relations with female students and teachers. I suspect you know very well what I'm talking about." Sona didn't falter.
"Oh, you mean that." Issei's mind was filled with laughter of a certain Dragon of Domination.
[What an obvious ploy. She's planning to insert you in the student council, reveal their devil lineage and then make you into her servant and a part of her peerage.]
'Yeah, I know. And I have the perfect way out.' Issei smirked. "But president, those activities can only be done between 2 different people. So, I'm confused as to why I alone am in this room. Unless you're accusing me of rape?"
"N-No, that's not what I-" Sona's strict persona had all but vanished in front of this unmoving dragon.
"So, unless you're including the other 200 or so girls, I refuse to participate in this detention period." Issei had complete control over the conversation. "But of course, if you truly believe I'm harming the school, I'll withdraw myself. It'll be tough moving to another city and starting over, but I guess it's never too late. So, what will it be, ~Sona-kaichou~?"
A min passed. And another. After 5 minutes of thinking, the 'president' of this school finally replied. "No, that won't be necessary. Thank you for coming, Issei Hyoudou, you're...free to go." She said with a conflicted expression on her face.
"Much appreciated. I do hope we can meet again under...better circumstances." Issei stood up and left, leaving the door open behind him.
[Are you sure you made the correct decision, partner?]
'What do you mean, Ddraig?' Issei didn't expect a sudden question from his partner.
[As far as we have gathered, Sona Sitri is more reasonable than Rias Gremory. And now that you have blown off one of them, the other will approach.]
'*sigh*...I know what you mean. Gremory's elder brother is Sirzechs Lucifer, someone we can't afford to make an enemy. But don't worry, I haven't blown off Sona. I've just shown her that if we form an alliance, it'll be on my terms.' Issei gave a short lecture on his thinking process.
[HAHAHAHAHAHA! As expected of a True Dragon! There's never a dull moment with you!]
'You can bet on it.'
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After school was over, Issei was walking home. And sure enough, those 3 presence were back at it again.
He noticed the fallen angel had suppressed quite a bit of her energy. Perhaps she was in a human form? But if that's the case then it means she'll approach him soon.
So he did what any sane dragon would do.
Go to a bridge, pretend to space out, and wait for his prey.
It took about 10 minutes before she showed up. All dressed up in a cute outfit from an unknown school. A red blazer and a brown backpack. She's really going all out to trick him. Issei had to suppress his laughter. And Ddraig not holding back his definitely didn't help.
"U-Um...are you I-Issei Hyoudou?" She asked timidly, all the while fidgeting around with her fingers to show that she was nervous. But this time, Issei had to hide his annoyance, not laughter. He hated fake personalities.
"Yes, I am indeed Issei Hyoudou." He answered with an expressionless face.
"U-Um...I am Amano Yuuma. I know this might be s-sudden but...W-Will you please go out with me!?!?!" Her acting was top class. Any other boy would be panicking at this sudden confession. But unfortunately for her, her research was thoroughly lacking.
Issei pretended to think for a moment. As seconds passed by, Yuuma grew more and more nervous.
[Well, Well. Didn't expect her to approach you like this. So, what are you going to do now?]
'I'm going to do...this.' Issei smirked as he pulled on Yuuma's arm and brought her face to an inch's length from his. And then he closed the distance within their lips, kissing her out of nowhere. Her perfect cute expression faltered as she realized what he was doing. Anger and frustration was visible in her eyes. She was close as ever to summoning her light spear and attacking this boy. But Issei didn't stop, he cupped her cheeks and kept his lips on hers.
And right when she was about to melt into him, he pulled back.
"Ah, sorry about that. I thought I should reward you for being so brave. Here, my number. Hope to see you soon, Miss girlfriend." Issei's smirk never disappeared throughout this dialogue. 'Hmm, she definitely tastes like a fallen angel.'
Being brought back from her shock by his words, she quickly regained her initial act of a nervous girl asking out her crush. "Y-Yeah, no problem. I'll text you tomorrow, okay? Bye-Bye, Issei!" She yelled as she ran away from him.
[Are you going to kill her after having your fun, partner?]
'That depends on her. I...didn't sense a lie when she confessed. For all we know, she might actually have a real crush on me.' Issei was still considering the possibility that she had somehow hidden from her natural lie detector.
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The next day, Issei received a text from her during class, asking for their first date.
Being the perfect boyfriend, Issei accepted right away, telling her that he's expecting a good time. Noticing she was giving a meet-up location that was away from school, Issei deduced her plan and persuaded her to meet in front of his school. She wanted to avoid having to go to the trouble of erasing memories of the students.
After school ended, Issei went to the swimming club room and changed into a casual outfit for his date. A plain black T-shirt with a silver necklace around his neck along with black trousers. A simple but effective outfit, as noticed by several students when he walked to the gate where Yuuma was waiting for him.
"Hey, Yuuma!" Issei called out and she blushed in response. She was still in her school outfit from yesterday and looked a little guilty for not dressing up.
"Um...Hey, Issei!" She responded. And then, Issei proceeded to embarrass her in front of all those students by kissing her once again, this time for longer than before. And Yuuma couldn't help but feel it this time, she liked it when Issei kissed her out of nowhere. Issei's dragon aura no doubt doing some serious work here, but that aura doesn't work when the person in question doesn't want to indulge herself.
Needless to say, the date progressed eventually. Issei found certain moments to shamelessly grope his 'girlfriend'. Right now, they were sitting in a Ferris wheel talking about their day so far.
Suddenly, Issei got up and sat next to Yuuma, startling her.
"Huh? What's wrong, Isse-OHFGH!" Issei interrupted her by grabbing her boobs and plugging her mouth with his. This time, he used his tongue to play with Yuuma's as he pinched her breasts again and again. She couldn't believe. She was about to cum from just a kiss and some groping. But just as she reached the precipice, Issei ceased everything, perfectly edging Yuuma.
Catching her breath, she realized the ride had ended and followed Issei out of the cabin. With a frustrated look on her, she wasn't happy being played by this human. But she went with it, convincing herself that it was her last gift before she killed him at the end of their date.
Soon enough, she took him to a park in the city. Night had fallen and the place was devoid of any people. As they were walking towards the fountain, Yuuma was about to ask him to close his eyes but suddenly...
"Hmm, so this is where you're going to kill me?" He said.
Yuuma's whole body flinched and she tensed up. "H-Huh? You k-knew?" She couldn't hide her surprise.
"Ah, that you're a fallen angel? Yeah, I knew." Issei said nonchalantly with the same expressionless face he had whole day.
Yuuma smirked and flew to the sky, where her clothes ripped off of her body and she transformed back into her original form. She began laughing and conjured a light spear. But when she looked back at the human, instead of running, he was just standing there.
"What...Why aren't you running?" She asked him, her hands beginning to tremble.
"Well, I had so much fun today on this date with you. So if I'm gonna die, might as well die by the hands of my beautiful girlfriend, right?" Issei's smile was unnerving for Yuuma.
She was more confused that she had ever been in her entire life. Looking at this human, she still couldn't sense a shred of the sacred gear they suspected he had. But he knew about them...Why the fuck wasn't he running away...she couldn't understand.
Looking at his face again, her pupils dilated. Her pulse elevated to an abnormal level. Her light spear flickered out of existence and she floated back to the ground. Her wings having lost their strength betrayed her.
'Fuck.' Was all she could think of. How foolish was she. It was supposed to be a simple mission. Recon and Eliminate. While they waited for their true target in this town, this man was just a temporary distraction. So why...Why were there tears running down her face?
Even Issei was confused now. Why wasn't she attacking him? Why was she crying?
"Issei, listen carefully. There are others like me in that abandoned church on top of the hill. They want to kill you. Run. Just, run. Run away from this town, from this city and from this country." Yuuma took flight again. She warned Issei about the dangers and flew away to her lair.
[Partner, that woman...]
'Yeah, she...did indeed fall in love with me. Fuck, what a mess.' Issei held his head in frustration. Despite messing around, he was going to allow Yuuma to 'kill' him. After that, he was going to lay low for a while and when the threat had disappeared, continue his normal life. He wanted to stay away from the supernatural for as long as possible. But now...
[So, what are we going to do?]
'Ddraig...you know what I'm going to do.' He sighed and gave up arguing, having decided on his course of action. While this conversation was going on inside his head, there was a fuming redhead in the bushes nearby. Of course, Issei knew about her, but ignored her altogether.
[BAHAHAHAHAHA! That's right! There's only one path left for the Dragon inside you! Time to rescue your 'girlfriend']
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Some important clarifications(You can skip these):
1. There won't be any ntr in Grayfia's case. (Explained later)
2. Issei will retain his playboy personality throughout the series.
Confirmed Harem(future) members: Valerie Lucifer (Female Vali), Tiamat, Grayfia Lucifuge, Akeno Himejima, Ingvild Leviathan, Lavinia Reni, Le Fay Pendragon, Kuroka, Ophis, Raynare, Sona Sitri, Gabriel. (These are subject to change)