1 Chapter 1 Beginning

A teenage boy, the appearance of which would look to be 16 years of age, groggily wiped his eyes as the sun shone in through his room. "Man, that was a weird dream. I must be reading to much Isekai manga if I'm dreaming about getting hit by truck-sama." Shin mumbled to himself as he swung his feet over his bed, his feet touching the cold hardwood floor.

Shin's eyes shot open when he felt the cold floor. "Since when does carpet get cold?!" Shin yelled, confused but also silently praying he didn't just step in something wet.

Sharply looking down, he was in for a shock when he saw the hardwood flooring. "What?" Shin asked confused as he looked all around his room, his eyes stopping when his eyes locked onto a mirror that showed his appearance.

The mirror showing a boy, around 16, with black chin-length hair that parted to frame the sides of his face. He had a pale complexion and black eyes to go along with his black hair. "Holy shit! I look just like teenage Madara fucking Uchiha!" Shin yelled as he secretly admired his toned body.

It didn't look like he was on the juice, but you could tell he had conditioned his body quite a lot. Not only that, his genetics appeared to be very good. He had some nice, rounded deltoids, evenly proportions pectorals, perfectly aligned six-pack, and a middle ground between high and low bicep insertions. Even if he didn't look like a bodybuilder, he definitely had the genetics to become one.

Staring at the mirror in a daze, Shin eventually snapped out of his trance. Thinking back to his apparent dream, where he was hit by truck-sama after being some pornographic manhwa. Manhwa meaning Korean manga, which basically entails nothing but rape and NTR, for some reason Korean manhwa writers have an obsession with it. Suffice to say, if you are going to read a romance manhwa, be prepared for the oncoming shit storm.

After getting hit by truck-sama, he woke up, assuming it to be a dream due to the memory being a bit foggy. But now… "Holy shit! I really did get Isekaid!" Shin yelled in excitement. His dream, or rather, every otaku's fan's dream had been fulfilled. He had been Isekaid!

His excitement was grounded to a halt when a certain question came across his mind. "Wait, which world did I get Isekaid to?" It was at this time he remembered he look very similar to a teenage Madara, so he quickly stood up and looked out the nearest window.

However, seeing a modern Japan, instantly shot down his hopes of being reincarnated into the teenage body of the most badass ninja of all time. "Man, I guess I wasn't lucky enough. It would've been nice to become a god-like being and give canon the middle finger by steal Mito Uzumaki from Hashirama." Shin said to himself.

"Still though, if I'm not in Naruto, how come I look like Madara Uchiha. Not that I'm complaining. I mean, come on, Madara is just a badass." If someone were to be listening to him, they would most definitely think he was insane.

Suddenly, his face morphed into horror as he started to think more and more about his situation. "Oh god, what world am I in? What if I'm in a really bad world like Highschool of the Dead or Berserk, or oh god." Suddenly his whole body went ghastly white as a thought crossed his mind.

"Please, if there's a god out there or any sort of divine being, I am begging you, please, please, don't let me be in Boku no Pico! Please!" Shin begged on his knees to all the divine beings he could possibly think of.

It was only common sense that now he was reincarnated into a new world, that he was destined to become the mc. But if the world was Boku no Pico… The thought alone made him consider jumping out his window.

"Shin wake up already! Mom said that breakfast is ready." A male voice spoke, alerting Shin to the approaching male. Yet despite this, all he could think was one thing as a mantra constantly played on repeat on his head.

'Please don't be a trap! Please don't be a trap! Please don't be a trap!' Could you really blame him? He was a straight male going through the possibility of being in the Boku no Pico world.

As the doorknob to his room turned, his head slowly turned up, his whole-body pale despite already being a pale person, desperation clearly evident on his face. The instant the door was opened showing the male however, his complexion returned as he stood up abruptly.

"Oh, fuck yeah!" Shin yelled, punching his fist in the air. He clearly recognized the person standing outside his door from an anime/light novel that he enjoyed greatly. 'I can't believe I got so lucky as to be reincarnated here! I can't think of a more perfect world!' Shin thought, shedding tears of joy.

"What are you doing?" The male outside his door spoke, clearly confused. Shin wiped away his tears of joy and looked at the Issei Hyoudou, the MC of Highschool DxD. Or should he say, the previous Mc of Highschool DxD, as with Shin here, he was going to take over Issei's place, bend cannon over, and fuck it 12 different ways.

"Don't worry Issei! I was just relishing in the fact of being in the most bootylicious world ever!" Shin said as he cried more tears of joy.

Issei, completely ignoring Shin's out of the ordinary behavior, joined him in his replenishment. "Fuck yeah we are!" Issei yelled as he too pumped his fist in the air. "That's why I'm going to become the harem king!" Issei exclaimed, puffing his chest out in pride.

Shin, getting over his excitement walked out of the room, touching Issei's shoulder along the way out. "Yeah sure. Don't worry, I'll leave you some scraps." Shin said as he followed the hallway to the stairs, walking down to the kitchen below to get his breakfast, which apparently his new mother made.

Issei, completely misunderstanding his words, rushed downstairs thinking he was talking about food. Shin could confirm, he was definitely not talking about food when he said he'd leave Issei some scraps.