56 Chapter 56 : Devil and Angel's fair- Coming
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I raised an eyebrow, "Oh, with who?" I asked even though I already knew.
"Her names Yuuma Amano." Issei said pulling out his phone and showing me the picture of Yuuma on his phone.
"Congratulations Issei… Time for a crash course." I said firmly, causing Issei to flinch.
"On what?" he asked nervously.
I simply raised my hand and motioned him to follow me.
"First off, for the sake of your wallet, analyse how she reacts to the value of something." I said, "If she's interested in only really expense stuff, politely decline any offer to be her boyfriend- Otherwise you won't have any money for the rest of that harem you want."
Issei nodded vigorously, "Right, if it's all about money for her I'm going to have to be done with her." Issei said.
'Personally you should bail out ASAP, but unfortunately that could turn into you getting attacked when I'm not aware of your location.' I thought, "Second, do not stare at her breasts." I said, "You need her to think you love her for her, not her body… Plus it might help with the harem, I dunno."
"It's how all those oblivious harem manga protags do it." Issei said with a shrug.
"Third and most importantly." I said stopping Issei as we reached my house, "Don't be an asshole."
"I know that." Issei groaned, "Still, thanks for the advice Vincent."
"No problem." I said before I turned to enter my house as Issei walked off.
The moment I shut the door I saw Kuroka moping at the couch.
"You took her before you took me…" Kuroka pouted before she looked at me, "I lived here longer!"
'Well this is gonna be a pain.' I thought.
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So I've got about 4 days before Issei's got his date with Raynare so there are a couple of things I've had to work on other than keeping Kuroka at bay.
First I've been practicing catching spears with my Voids Grasp Gauntlet, that worked out relatively well after a while. Still I'll have a Living Doll tackle Issei out of the way in case I fail to catch it.
The next was learning how to use a 2 handed sword. So for that I looked up a video of the 16 Simple Rules of Montante to get me started: I mean hey, if it works for Gut's and he can kill a hundred men with it pre-Dragonslayer AND it was choreographed by an expert its gotta be worth something.
However this is a Greatsword I'm trying to swing around in near perpetual motion, this thing isn't light in any sense of the word and if I don't swing it right-
*Crnch*
"AHAGH!" I cried out as I lost my grip on my greatsword and grabbed my arm.
[You lost 12 HP]
That happens.
"Sonnva… " I grumbled, this kind of fighting style is something I really want to learn, mainly because of it's usefulness in becoming effectively a tornado of death when done properly, heck this was the way people fought as a princesses bodyguard way back when (Well so long as the princess kept low to the ground when the sword was going to work.)
Sure I don't actually need this to kick the collective asses of the Fallen at the church or Riser… I've got a couple idea's on how to crush him, hell if push comes to shove I don't think Phenex Regeneration works with asphyxiation. Still, that one's a last resort.
My primary plan for Riser is basically piss him off and deal with his Queen… Or at the very least mug the Phoenix Tears off her and try to have one of my Shade's mug Ravel for her tears.
Anyway back to my main task at hand… I pick up my Greatsword and try again hopefully I don't-
*Crrk*
"AAIIEEE!"
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I woke up in my bed to a faceful of tit… And not Yasaka's, trust me, I know… Don't ask.
"Kuroka…" I sighed as she shoved my face deeper into her chest, "Kuroka, this is the day I've got to keep an eye on the idiot pervert, it's his date with the Fallen Angel."
"No…" Kuroka whined, "You're too warm, I don't wanna get up."
"Get off already cat!" Misha shouted as she burst into my room and lifted Kuroka off of me.
"Nooooo! Let go…" Kuroka whined as I sat up.
"He's got a life to save dammit!" Misha growled as she held Kuroka in the air and walked away from me, the Nekomata flailing wildly similar to an cat that didn't want to be held. "What are you even doing here? Didn't you have shit to do for that Devil you call a boss?"
"Yeah, but my mission was to seek out the Red Dragon Emperor to see if he or she will put up a good fight against her." Kuroka growled.
"Wait… The bearer of Divine Dividing it a chick?" I asked.
"Shit, said too much." Kuroka muttered, "Yeah, Valerie Lucifer is the current White Dragon Empress."
'And suddenly Issei's got the upper hand the moment he learns his perverted magic.' I thought throwing off my covers… And realizing I was naked, "Okay, I went to bed fully clothed, who stripped me?" I demanded.
Misha and Kuroka immediately pointed at each other, before glaring at each other.
"Okay, I'm not gonna figure out who did it." I said heading to my inventory and putting on my Chainmail and some casual clothes I grabbed out at random, "So until someone admits, I'm going to assume both of you did it."
"Shit." Misha whispered.
"Busted…" Kuroka groaned.
I think I'm taking the window today.
"Still I think you could do wearing something-"
"Unnecessarily epic window diving escape!" I shouted diving toward my window. When woman start talking clothes, or Satan forbid, shoes, that's a mans cue to bail.
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'You know…' I thought, 'I wonder what Raynare would actually prefer on an actual date?' Sitting in a tree like a bird was boring as I started at the fountain, waiting for Issei and 'Yuuma' to arrive, then I jump out of the tree in an attempt to catch Raynare's Light spear, and have a Shade pull Issei aside should I flub that.
Why was I having these thoughts? I have no idea.
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