Letter To DxD Fans

Dear fans of the intellectual property known as 'High School DxD' (depraved, lustful philistines),

I can't help but notice that you are coming here expecting a porno in written format. It is my duty to inform you that no, I will not be feeding your dopamine addiction, and no, I do not want people treating my work of art as masturbatory material. I have no wish to see my comment section violated by socially incompetent twats who are incapable of resisting Asian propaganda - to be more specific, I mean 'anime', 'hentai', 'manga', and all those other mind-numbing affronts to the dignity of man, complemented by the fact that there is virtually no literary value in 99.9% of it, with stories being made according to templates and the only change being how it begins (maybe, if the author has a modicum of creativity). Though the mentally impaired sheep of the modern age (you, in other words) are unwilling and/or unable to see through deception using logical thought (if they (you) are capable of such a thing), denying that these aforementioned things have not affected your opinions, interests, thought process, amount of free time, and, last but most definitely not least, your opinion on Asian countries - more specifically, Japan - is folly and easily disproved; you are on this site, after all. Falling victim to such a thing while enjoying such obvious attempts at indoctrination and claiming that it is perfectly normal is akin to bathing in toilet water - using sewage as shampoo, of course - while saying that it is a cleanly practice.

Now please, put your pants back on; I needn't entertain those who consume literature for the explicit purpose of releasing their uncontrolled hormones. I understand that other authors (though I am hesitant to refer to them as such) are simply fulfilling a need - a simple case of Supply and Demand: The suppliers saturate the market with products and/or services appealing to the (mindless) consumers while receiving money and/or fame correspondent to their efforts - but I am a writer, not a businesswoman. If you wish to read my story, please do so while keeping in mind that I am not catering to your (perverse) interests; I am writing for myself as well as those those of an intellectual capacity to appreciate my Magnum Opus.

Sincerely, Boundless_.

P.S. Leaving negative criticism on the basis of my story not being a 'porno in written format' (harem romance smut, I believe it is called?) as I called it only proves that everything I mentioned is objectively valid and factually correct.

P.P.S. Awesome ends with 'ME', and Ugly starts with 'U'.