Prologue

When I woked up…

"Eh? Where the fuck is this?"(??)

I woked up as usual at 6 am to the sound of my alarm clock and started to prepare for work in a hurry. I stopped by the convenience store and bought some breakfast and ate them whilst heading to work.

I am Warren Bancroft, 25 years old, a graduate from a decent university. I entered a good company upon graduation, just like how everyone plans to. I am currently in my third year and have subordinates who are younger than me. However I am constantly pulled into dilemmas between them and the boss. But it was something that somewhat applied to everyone so I never really felt like quitting because of the money.

Though for ordinary members of society, it should not be strange to think the money is worth the bullshit. Continue living alone in an apartment within a ten minutes walk from the company. No wife or girlfriend. Slightly vulgar. Most meals are taken outside. Barely awake because of fatigue from working and playing video games and reading manga. I spend the remainder of holiday's doing household chores such as cleaning and laundry and calling up the folks. I can say that this also ordinary.

There are many people like me in America surprisingly. I am not really that dissatisfied. As long as I keep working in the company and making money, sooner or later, I might get a girlfriend, then get married and have a child. You could say it was a pretty ordinary life. But then I died.

How you might ask just the average case of caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. I died by getting shot on my way home because some fuckers felt they wanted to stick me up. I told them I didn't have any money on me so they hit me with the butt of the gun and check my wallet and pockets. I didn't lie to them since I like to keep my money in my credit card. Because they couldn't get any money out of me the bloody cunts shot me 4 times in the chest and I bleed out on that street. After that it was nothing but darkness.

[Shit I know that I died but where the fuck am I?] (Warren)

When I woked up I'm in some type of office sitting in a chair and a young lady is sitting in front of me.

"I am sure you have noticed but you are dead. Right know we are in the reincarnation department were you will be reincarnated into a different world. We will give you 3 wishes but keep in mind if you wish for some thing to powerful or extreme it will be downgraded to its chosen world. Also keep in mind not to ask for any thing unreasonable and you can ask for only ONE thing for each wish. Now state your wishes and we'll choose a random world and timeline for you." (Lady)

"So that's the situation thank you as for wishes for my first wish I want a peerless male body. You know handsome, perfect muscles, perfect height, perfect sized dick and all-around perfect everything. Is that ok?" (Warren)

"Yes that is doable next. " (Lady)

"Hmm if I wish for a magical or supernatural ability will it work if the world I get sent to doesn't have magic or the supernatural?" (Warren)

"The world search will work around your wishes so it will send you to a world where the abilities you choose are rare but they are not impossible or possibly uncommon."

(Lady)

"Okay for my second wish I want a ability that's like one for all except it increases your power, durability, kinetic vision, and a healing factor while active and passive so I can heal while fighting and after fighting quickly. Is that also possible?" (Warren)

"Done and done next." (Lady)

"For my third wish I want to also have peerless talent in everything like in magic, martial arts, cooking and weapons everything just comes easy ya know." (Warren)

"That can also be arranged if that's it then are there any last question before you reincarnate into your new world sir?" (Lady)

"I can't really think of anything but what happened to the guys who killed me and why did I get this chance I'm not a saint?" (Warren)

"They will also be reincarnated when they die but instead of giving them wishes we will just throw them into soon to be apocalyptic world and where it's almost impossible to survive and if they are lucky they will die quick deaths and painless. And you were not chosen everyone receives a second chance then after that they usually start anew unless they make a lot positive karma then they might keep there memories a third time around. You were only given the standard 3 wishes because you were ordinary and never really did anything morally wrong even if you thought about it. Now is that all. " (Lady)

".... I believe that is all" (Warren)

"Well good luck in your new life. Your chosen world is Highschool DxD about 400 years away from the main story. Good bye." (Lady)

After that everything felt fuzzy and I blacked out again.