16 Fragments of the Past pt4

After cursing, Alduin transformed into a dragon and went to Nirn. And just in time as he had only two hours left before school.

In the morning, Alduin appeared to the world as a sleep-deprived, bloodshot-eyed, and angry Tatsumi who stirred sugar in his tea with the look of a mathematician proving that parallel lines do intersect.

"Tatsumi, either eat or stop searching for oil in your cup. Go to school if you're done with breakfast!" said their mother.

"Why are you so beat up anyway?" Issei asked his brother.

"You'll be beat up later, and I'm just tired. My raid was unsuccessful" replied Alduin, receiving a sympathetic sigh from his brother.

"Tatsumi, maybe it's time for you to quit gaming and find a different hobby?" asked their mother.

"Are you suggesting I join the family business?"

"What business?" asked Issei.

"Collecting porn magazines?" replied Alduin, dropping three more sugar cubes into his tea.

Upon hearing Tatsumi's statement, their father and elder son spat out everything they were drinking on the table.

"Tatsumi, not at the table!" shouted their mother, throwing a bowl at Alduin.

"Alright, alright."

"By the way, Issei, how's the Occult Club?" asked Alduin as the two brothers walked halfway to school.

"Oho, it's great! If it wasn't for Kiba, it could be my personal harem of beauties - Koneko, Himejima-senpai and, of course, Rias Gremory" replied Issay with admiration.

"Rias Gremory?" asked Alduin, pretending to be clueless.

"How you don't know who Rias Gremory is?! Tatsumi, do not embarrass me! She's just perfect, and her boobs..." Issei reverently said, looking up at the sky. "...they're perfection itself!"

"Do you want to have those?"

"Of course!"

"Hello, is this Dr. Mephetran? My friend would like to have plastic surgery. He doesn't care about appearance, but his main requirement is a sixth-size breast" Alduin pretended to talk on the phone.

"She doesn't have just s breast, she has boobs! And they're size five!" Issei protested, having only heard the last words of his brother.

"Correction, he needs a size five. What? Yes, that price works for him. Thank you, at six in the evening today? Great, bye" Alduin said, putting away the phone, and then handed his brother a piece of paper with some writing on it.

"Here. This plastic surgeon will quickly cut off the extra parts in your lower body and sew them where they need to be, on top."

"A plastic surgeon? Cut off from below? You little shit!"

"But you'll be able to sing soprano! And you won't need to peep. All that will be required of you is to look in the mirror. And occasionally shave your beard and mustache. Although you can skip shaving, just wear a tight dress."

"I'll never give up my manly desires!"

"Oh, but you recently admitted that you wanted breasts just like Greemori-senpai's. Oh, hello, Greemori-senpai" Alduin turned around when he heard coughing behind him.

"Greetings, Hyodo-kun, Issei."

"Well.., I gotta run."

"Apologize to Greemori-senpai, you twat!" - shouted Issei.

"Go to hell!" Alduin yelled at him from the opposite side of the street, giving him the middle finger.

"Issei, is my chest really that horrible?" Rias asked Issei.

"Of course not, President. It's magnificent!" Issei declared.

"Pervert! I'm sure he blackmailed Greemori-sama with something to go out with him!" whispered the people who witnessed the scene.

It was only now that Issei noticed they were not far from the school.