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Dragon Ball Z: Self Insert

One second I am in my world and next, I was Goku's older brother. Getting thrown into Dragon ball world was a little disheartening but nothing I couldn't handle. Plus I get to have awesome superpowers. Could be considered as self-indulgent. Self Insert (SI) (Story is a bit dark in some chapters otherwise its pure adult comedy). Lemons will be there

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Pterodactyl Incident

Chapter 5

Pterodactyl Incident

3 hours later I was feeling more than a little winded after running nonstop at my full speed. I was literally huffing and puffing for air. After an hour into the journey, I lost some of my speed. Still, I didn't let Bulma out of my view. It helped that she would turn to look at me whenever I was lagging behind and then she would smirk at me. Whenever she would do that I would get angry and speed up.

Suddenly I heard a shout. I was some distance behind her. I looked up to see the bike high in the air when Bulma sped up on a sharp hill.

Knowing the next course of action I sped towards their location. Sure enough, just as I reached the hill, I saw her getting down from the bike and talking to Goku. Knowing I was going to fight, I calm my breath to conserve some energy with some breathing exercises. After a few seconds, she ran to the boulder. Sure I heard her scream not 10 seconds after that.

Goku and I hurriedly rush in that direction to find Bulma in the grips of a pterodactyl with her underwear down to her ankles. I distinctly heard Goku asking if a snake bit her on her penis. Even in a serious situation, I wanted to roll on the ground and laugh my ass off. But the look on that pterodactyl's face stopped me from doing that. His expression seemed to imply he wanted to do more than eat her.

If I was just a normal human I would have been scared shitless of the 4-meter high pterodactyl, more than 3 times larger than me. But I had already faced wolves and tigers more than my size so it didn't scare me at all. Moreover, I knew I could easily defeat him.

"I just met her. Who are you? A friend of…." Goku said before I cut him off saying, "Drop the girl!"

In the canon, he would have made the fool of Goku but I was in no mood for any games. I was enough rested to beat him up.

"No Way! This one's mine and I'm going to enjoy every moment of eating her. It's been a while since I have tasted a lump of girl meat" The pterodactyl remarked even licking the poor girl's face while she just whimpered "And you two can't fly, so bye!" He said and with that, he took off.

But before he could go much high in the sky, I ran up to Goku who was already in the air and using him as a platform, I took off in the air higher. With my speed, I came exactly to the pterodactyl eye level. With a mighty roar, I punched him in the head with all my might. My speed due to running and using Goku as a platform was quite high so the force with which my fist hit him likely doubled. He became limped and let loose Bulma from his tail.

"Whahaaah!" Bulma screamed at the top of her voice as she dropped down from some meters off the ground. With my momentum, I easily caught her with my arm around her chest. I even coped a feel to her squishy and soft breast while we were in the air. I really can't describe the heavenly feeling. You could say that it literally felt like jelly in my hand. But it was only for a brief second. I didn't get to enjoy it fully. In no time we were again on the ground.

Pterodactyl fell with a thud just a few meters away from us.

Still, she kept screaming and crying "Ahhhh! I peed my pants" She said and sure when I looked down I could see a puddle of piss forming on the ground just below her. I immediately stopped supporting her, took out my arm from her chest, and got away from her. Thankfully she didn't fall on her own piss when I stopped supporting her.

When Goku remarked that she didn't pee in her pants. In fact, her underwear slipped out when the pterodactyl took off in the air, all he got was a thrown sandal which he easily dodged. I stifled a laugh when I heard Goku's comment. Bulma didn't waste time finding her white bland underwear and wearing it. She probably also cleaned herself from the nearby stream. At least, I hope she did.

In the meantime, I walked up to the pterodactyl. Finding it dead I shrugged and hauled it off to Bulma.

"Okay I am going to cash the favor from you now," I said thinking of a great idea

"Hmm okay, I guess. You did save me from the Pterodactyl after all" She said thinking for a bit, turning around to face the boy that had saved her from being a pterodactyl's dinner. Without his help, it was almost certain that she'd be the one getting eaten for one's dinner instead of her attacker... thankfully he'd been along for the journey!

"You really did save my life back there. That guy could have eaten me! Thanks, Baali. But it better not be some-thing perverted" She said with little more happiness while her last sentence was with some anger.

'Is she bipolar' I thought with a sweet drop.

"No problem, that's why I'm here, to protect the pretty lady on her quest," I said flirting with her a little, despite I was caught a little off guard from her changing her attitude from happy to angry in a second.

She blushed. I blinked. 'Was she seriously reacting to flirting from a 13-year-old who looked like a fucking 10-year-old? How experienced was she, exactly?' I wondered

"I want that refrigerator capsule of yours but it should be empty. Do you have an extra empty one?" I said. What? You thought I was going to ask her some perverted. Guys, I am sure there will be plenty of chances to do that. Sometimes I got to think about my stomach too. It would be dead useful to store the food.

"Okay! You can have it…. here" She said giving me the capsule. Once again after asking Bulma how to use it, I pressed the button and threw it away in a clearing. A refrigerator came out where I tried to store it away. Goku predictably made a remark about me doing black goblin magic but I just sent him away to haul the bike as I was not in the mood of hearing that nonsense again. It was funny for one time but now it was getting annoying.

It was the same type of refrigerator but empty. I wondered for a minute why she carried an empty refrigerator but after seeing some food wrappers lying in there, I understood she already ate the food during her journey. It was also a little small for the pterodactyl. I could fit it but I would have to cut him into pieces for that. Trust me tried.

Bulma asked me why I was storing it, I replied on the reflex. "To eat it later," I said

Bulma felt her eyes widen upon hearing my words on intending to eat the gigantic creature that had previously held her captive. Said girl, nearly throwing up a bit in her mouth at the discovery… yep, that was one thing that separated city folks from the country or in this case, wilderness – people. The latter would eat literally anything with meat and an unresponsive heart aside from another human but I wasn't so sure even about that!

I still remember it. I once visited people who lived in a village far north in my previous life. They were also quite similar to us. I actually learned many things from them. They could also eat anything from chicken to horse. They lived a frugal life. They didn't even waste anything. On 100 kilo of an animal, only some 15 kilos were not used in eating and that was used in some other things. Whereas in the city, on the same 100-kilo animal, at least 25 kilos was usually wasted,

"You actually mean that you're thinking of eating that… that thing!?" The bluenette cried out in both shock and disgust at the thought of eating such a vile creature. Sure, she'd had fish… lamb… even alligator but 'pterodactyl that just tried to kill you minutes earlier… Thinking for a second, did she care that he was going to eat? Well not much.

Bulma looked gross at the mention of eating the pterodactyl but didn't make any fuss after some mulling.

'Heh! She was definitely a vengeful type there was no doubt about that. Still, the problem remained – the refrigerator was quite a bit small for the pterodactyl' I thought

"Umm Bulma do you have a bigger refrigerator? This won't fit" I finally asked her but she replied negatively.

In the end, Bulma took pity and gave me a capsule that enlarges to become a warehouse in place of the refrigerator. Now the pterodactyl could become bad if it is not refrigerated but I planned to eat it at night. It wouldn't go bad till then. Actually, it wouldn't go bad for a week even without a refrigerator but its meat's taste would start getting worse after a week. I had full trust in my ability to eat the whole pterodactyl in 4 settings – even less if I missed a meal.

I don't know why she even had that capsule as it doesn't look like she even had a use for that. Still, I wasn't going to complain about it. In the end, I had a large warehouse to store away my goods which could means anything from food to skin pelts. And the warehouse was quite large. About a house-sized. I would say it was 3 meters high with 20 meters long and wide. I could fit a few dozen pterodactyls in it.

After seeing the warehouse, I got a wonderful idea. I could ask her to build me a large refrigerator the size of the warehouse but I doubt she will make it for me.

'Maybe when we have completed the journey and we are acquainted better with each other' I mused.

I ate the previous meat from the refrigerator feeling a little hungry after running for 3 hours while Bulma rested a little. I quickly ate the meat, not wanting to give it to Goku. Even if he did not do any work, his stomach will make itself soon enough. I know how his body works trust me I have lived with him for the past decade. It is quite enough time to know someone. I felt fully energized after eating. In the meanwhile, Goku brought the bike.

With that note, we resumed our great adventure. It was still an hour past noon after all.

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Day 1

1 pm: Incident with the pterodactyl.

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Power levels:

Bulma: 04

Goku: 43; Oozaru Form: Height and Power x10 (430)

Baali: 48+; Oozaru Form: Height and Power x10 (481)

Pterodactyl: 16 (4 meters)