20 Canon is Fucked

Chapter 20

Canon is Fucked

'Ok it is final – I really changed the timeline' I thought as I walk through the town full of bustling people while cursing myself. There was no fire, nothing although according to Chichi who was walking beside me – there was once a fire. Apparently, her father's friend extinguished the fire. I didn't have to be a genius to know who she was talking about.

There was only 1 friend of Ox-king who could have done that – 'Grandpa Gohan'.

It fit perfectly with my memories. He went away for a week about 4 years ago. For some reason, he didn't want to take us with him. I suspected his reasons though. That week, the full moon was coming. I suspected he thought we would lose control in Oozaru form if by chance we looked at the full moon. I couldn't tell him that we won't be able to change without our tails as it would have made him suspicious and I didn't want any questions to answer.

He told us he was going for an errand but I also suspected he was going for 20th Tenkaichi Budokai as it happened around the same time. In the hindsight, he could have made a little detour to meet his old buddy. And when he learned of his plight, he probably helped him. Though where did he spend that money was still up to debate.

Anyway, let's go 10 minutes before where this all started and I met Chichi for the first time.

I followed my routine of waking up and sparring today although both Oolong and Bulma woke up before our spar was complete. I didn't have to coax Bulma to continue the journey. We resumed our journey just then. Bulma even forbade us from cooking breakfast. She really wanted to find that Dragon ball as fast as she could.

P.O.V change

"Yamcha-Sama they are on the move again" Puar excitedly told Yamcha while waking him up.

"They really seem to intent on going to Frypan mountain. It would seem that the sixth Dragon Ball is in Ox king's Castle" Yamcha muttered out loud.

"Then isn't it hopeless?" Puar asked with a little bit of fear.

"Yeah with that Demon king guarding it and all" Yamcha replied with some thinking before going again "The double punch of Ox king and fire is too much to handle"

"Then maybe we should give up and go home?" Puar suggested for the nth time.

"No, wait. This might turn into something interesting" Yamcha smirked malevolently.

"How so?" Puar asked with a confused tone.

"We may get to see that arrogant boy getting his head handed to him by Gyumao; maybe his brother too. After they are both beaten up, I'll use my wolf fang fist to finish them up and get revenge for breaking my front tooth. I just hope that they make Ox-King some work. Maybe I'll even finish him too"

P.O.V change

The whole time Bulma was taking a dig at poor Oolong that there was nothing such as Gyumao or Fire Mountain.

Meanwhile, I was busy preparing for the fight. I was hoping to prolong the fight with him unlike the canon and only stop once I was on the verge of defeat. I wanted to see if I really get Zenkai or not.

That's why I also asked Goku to sit with us on the bus. I remember that it was that cloud and Power pole which connected Goku to Roshi and Grandpa Gohan. I didn't want that. I had a plan to hide the Power-Pole too.

It would really help with my Zenkai. Till now I haven't got any Zenkai because I didn't go through any life-death situation. Truthfully I didn't want to. I could just train myself up by the old fashioned method of hard work. If it worked out for canon Goku then it would perfectly work for me.

We had just traveled for a few minutes when we encountered Chichi.

We all saw a girl who was screaming for help while a big T-Rex was chasing her. I instantly recognized her. Judging by her bikini dress, I had no doubt who she was. For a second I wondered why Chichi was wearing that dress and why Ox king let her wear it. Then her scream took me out of my thoughts.

Goku and I immediately went to her rescue. I ordered Goku to defeat T-Rex while I saved the girl. He was sitting on the bus so he didn't have a Nimbus cloud now. Moreover, he couldn't call him as that would make him late. Moreover, I also didn't want to waste perfectly good food.

We reached there at the same time. That T-Rex was on verge of munching on Chichi while Chichi was on verge of using her head device. While Goku struck T-Rex with the elongated power pole (as he was little behind me), I took out Chichi from T-Rex's mouth.

Apparently, we didn't need to as Chichi had already cut off the T-Rex head. In fact, she even used that Deathray. Fortunately, the death ray just blasted a boulder instead of T-Rex as I moved her away. I was really shocked by the power of that Death Ray. Nothing remained of that Boulder.

I could have easily gotten hit by that death ray beam. I wasn't sure if my body could have endured it. If my position had been less than a foot to the left, I would have probably died. Or at least I would have sustained quite a bit of damage.

When she opened her eyes- all she saw was me. She blushed quite red when she saw me holding her. My one hand was on her waist while the other was on her buttocks.

I was so busy in thought that I totally blanked until we reached the bus. Thankfully I automatically stored the T-Rex for the food unconsciously.

Only when Chichi demanded to sit with me and started asking all types of questions, I understood one thing. I fucked the canon right out of the window.

'Fuck Fuck' was my thoughts. I panicked for a few seconds. But I controlled my emotions easily.

'Okay Baali, you already knew you would fuck canon in the future. This doesn't change anything. I can still ship Goku with Chichi' I thought

'But do I want to? Chichi was totally sad after the wedding. Goku was also quite a bad parent and husband. The bloke didn't even kiss the wife after the wedding. They both weren't happy with each other'

'But then again I could give or maybe have Roshi give 'The Talk' to Goku. But then I couldn't make him romantic. No girl should go through Goku as a husband. But if Goku and Chichi don't marry, Gohan won't be born. If he doesn't get born then Cell will not be defeated. But then again I can just kill Cell in his earlier stages. But it isn't 100%...'

I fainted on the spot after realizing all the butterfly effects of my meddling.

The next thing I knew, I was waking up from all the shaking. I opened my eyes to see it was done by Goku. On a further note, I also realized that I was lying in the lap of Chichi. I instantly got away. For a normal person, it might have even looked like teleportation.

Now that I was awake and wasn't panicking. With some thinking, I devised a plan. I would try to ship Goku with Chichi but if she isn't so receptive, then I will just go with the flow. With that done, I nodded to myself and shook myself from my thoughts. Meanwhile, Chichi came beside me and looked with those flurry eyes. I scooted over a little. I had no problem with grown-up chichi but a child chichi was a no, no.

While I was thinking we were already moving towards the castle by the Bus.

There was a village surrounding the castle. I sensed my surroundings. I couldn't count that many but I estimated that there were at least 500 people living here. It was on its way to becoming a fully-fledged town just like in canon.

After stopping the bus at the castle's entrance, we got out and started towards our destination. When we reached the castle, the guards stopped us. But after listening to princess Chichi they allowed us to enter. We walked straight to the great hall. It was really big. I would say the height of 10 meters, a width of 30 meters, and a length of 70 meters.

There Ox-King seemed to be listening to some people, sitting on a big ass throne.

'Probably solving their problems and dispute' I mused.

I could have used my great hearing to listen to them as the distance was not large for my superhuman hearing. But I was not in the mood to eavesdrop.

We let him do and didn't disturb him. Goku was curiously watching the paintings while Bulma kept fiddling with her Dragon Radar. According to that radar, the dragon ball was definitely in the castle.

Once Ox-King got free and saw Chichi, he quickly got up and walked in our direction. Little by little, he started getting bigger. When he was just a few feet away, only then I understood he really was a giant.

Ox king was about 8 feet high and 4 feet wide. Not some proper giant. Though he did look like a giant to me considering my small stature. I had to crane my neck fully upwards just to look him in the face. His arms were the size of my waist packed with muscles. I could only imagine the power behind them.

He was wearing his disgusting robes though they still looked royal compared to my rough clothes. He was also wearing that horrendous helmet instead of glasses, he wore in Saiyan saga. His huge ax was tucked on his giant waist. His leather boots would have easily made 4 pairs for me and still have left some room.

When he came near, Chichi hugged him and told the story of how I saved her. Once she was done, he thanked us and threw a feast in our honor.

While the chefs went to prepare the food, Chichi showed us around her castle. Ox king apologized that he himself couldn't show us as he was busy with all the kingly stuff for some more time. We were all too happy to hear that.

After getting the tour of the castle, I decided against shipping Chichi with Goku. I couldn't be certain that I will be able to seduce Bulma. At least not until I was a few years older and who knows if she would even remain single for that much time. So, with that, I started my plan.

Now I had a rule. All girls above 16 were fair. Not that Chichi would understand even something R-rated. So I just took her hand in mine while she was showing us. It was an innocent gesture but still Chichi became beet red. I knew then and there that she was hooked. Now I will just need a plan so that she doesn't become that harpy like in canon.

She even showed us her mother's painting. I have to say her mother was definitely hot in her days. Chichi almost looked identical to her even now.

Bulma didn't ask about the dragon ball, the entire time. I was confused by it but I quickly forgot about that after seeing the food. My food was quite alright but it can't be compared to professionally cooked food from the chefs that Ox king definitely had.

To make the atmosphere livelier, I proposed a challenge.

"Mr. Ox King. I propose a challenge. Let's see who can out-eat one another" I proposed.

"Hohoho! Are you sure young man" Ox king asked me! His amused smile didn't deter me at all. In fact, it made me all the more excited.

"Quite sure. Now, are you going to compete or chicken out?" I baited him.

"Chefs, Bring us more food" He ordered at once and the servants quickly scurried to do that.

"Hook, line, and sinker" I muttered under my breath.

The next thing was we 3 were stuffing our faces. It was good that I didn't eat any breakfast, otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to eat that much. Only my Saiyan metabolism helped me in competing against him. Even then both, me and Goku came short. He ate more than what I and Goku ate together.

By the time we were done, both Goku and my stomach were bloated. But there was one thing in my mind. I could definitely get used to this type of luxury. It was also good that I gave Goku a lecture on how to differentiate between a girl and a boy. So he didn't try anything funny. That way Chichi didn't just misunderstand and my path to her lover remained without any blockade.

DAY 9:

6 am: Goku and I woke up.

6:30 am: Started the spar after doing the morning rituals.

7 am: We started our journey.

7:03 am: We saved Chichi.

7:20 am: We met Ox King.

7:40 am: We all ate our breakfast.

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Power levels:

Bulma, Oolong, Puar: 04

Goku: 43+; Oozaru Form: Height and Power x10 (431)

Baali: 49.5; Oozaru Form: Height and Power x10 (495+); Wolf Fang Fist: 54+ (10% increase); Kong Fist: 57+ (15% increase)

Yamcha: 34; Wolf Fang Fist: 39 (15% increase)

Komodo dragon: 12; Komodo dragon (x10): 30

Chichi: 10; (Her device: Cutting power: 35; Blasting Power: 50)

Ox-King: 75 (due to higher physical power otherwise it would be just 65-70).

T-Rex: 24 (6 meters)