Goku beats off Vegeta

----So just heads up, not using DBZ Nappa personality. More of a mix of dbz and tfs personality. ALSO! I'm not writing the vegeta vs goku fight. I mean its about obvious, you get it.----

"He killed him, he killed his friend."

"Ha! If he can't kill a wimp like you. He is of no use to me."

Man Vegeta was never good at being a leader was he. I created a forcefield around the dying Nappa and brought him towards me. "Pah he isn't dead yet. Besides he still has his uses."

I shoved a senzu bean in his mouth and everyone stared in shock, horror, or amusement. "Before you ask I will make sure he is subdued. Just focus on him will you, they may not want to take prisoners, but I certainly will."

Vegeta appeared beside me and tried to hit me. However my force field made his hand bounce of with a gross crack. "Ah! What the."

"Sorry Vegeta, I'm not your opponent. Unless, you are suddenly as strong as your boss." My power level rapidly increased causing Vegeta's scouter to crack. Vegeta took a step back in horror as he realized how powerful I was in comparison to himself.

"H-How! This is a back woods piece of shit planet! HOW!"

"Is the cat out of the bag Z?"

I glanced over at Goku who was all to ready. "Might as well."

Everyone else began rising in power and Vegeta's arrogance broke like glass. He stepped back in actual fear. Even if I was excluded, he couldn't fight off 5 people either as strong or stronger then Nappa. Specially with the fact Goku and Piccolo were 1 to 2k off Vegeta's power level. Goku smiled as he stood in front of Vegeta now. "Me and you! Let's enjoy this fight shall we?"

Vegeta's eyes lit up and he fire a blast into the air. However I already made sure everyone knew what strategies Vegeta was gonna use. Goku sent a blast of his own to destroy the false moon Vegeta had created. Goku yelled, "ME AND YOU! NO TRANSFORMATIONS."

Raditz actually backed up his brother, "Fight Kakarot like a true Sayian elite, Vegeta! Unless you are too weak."

Vegeta grew angrier and angrier. A blood vessel could actually pop in his head. I smiled at him behind Goku. "You beat Goku and you can leave. Free to run for your life, and kill us another day."

"GALICK GUN!"

"KA ME HA ME HA!"

Goku matched Vegeta's attack exactly. They kicked and punch each other constantly, but they skipped back and forth. Truthfully it was a tad difficult to watch, so much dust. Vegeta however was still technically stronger. Goku had a rounded up power level of 17k while Vegeta had one of 18k. Though thanks to me Vegeta was a tad off his rocker and was both too pissed to think and darting his eyes over to me again and again.

"How am I still alive." I had a foot on Nappa's back and he had started to wake up. "Shhh don't move and enjoy the show."

Nappa practically woke completely from my words as he saw Vegeta and Goku slam into each other. Nappa tried to rise, but I stomped on his face and shoved him into the dirt. "Don't"

"My beautiful face."

I looked down at Nappa, "Dude you ugly as fuck." Nappa made a low ah, as he laid face fist in the dirt. Nappa looked back up to watch the fight again. "We are gonna lose aren't we?"

Raditz pointed, "You did, Vegeta might be able to beat kakarot and run. Except knowing you guys, I feel like Vegeta is gonna get angry and lose focus. Just like on Erba 9 when he killed the only other members in our squadron."

"Ah, Erba 9. I remember that, I wish I could've watched more of that play. You know the sayians never had movies or plays."

I created a force field to stop a stray ki blast. "So?"

Nappa sighed, "Ah the woes of battle were the only entertainment. Well unless we invaded a planet with cinema."

Raditz spoke, "You know when I was walking around earth it was actually very nice. I found the music especially pleasing. Except I did watch a movie it wasn't bad."

"Yeah you played drums while in your pod didn't you."

Bulma wasn't able to watch the fight and instead watched the back and forth commentary. "If Z is planning to keep you here. If you don't harm anyone, maybe you can try directing movies. Honestly your abilites might be good for special effects."

"You really think so? I have this script for a show I call Citizen Nappa..."

That seemed familiar, but how? Anyway, "Bulma don't encourage the man who helped in genocide."

Bulma shrugged, "Eh, if most aliens are like him and troll doll over there. I don't really feel bad."

Raditz nodded, "If the species isn't a part of the Galactic patrol it usually means they aren't very nice. Going back to Erda 9 the besides the plays, they had some truly, truly, terrible rituals."

"What kind of rituals?"

Nappa shivered, "They dressed in..." Nappa shivered again and held back. Raditz looked down. "That was a month of my childhood I wish I could forget."

"Thinking about it, I don't want to know." I could only imagine the possible horrors. In my old life the internet was a scary place. In a galaxy full of life I could only imagine the iceberg.

Nappa nodded, "Imma, Imma just take a nap." Nappa then started snoring almost instantly.

"Is he actually asleep?"

Raditz nodded, "Mostly likely, Goku is winning it seems. What are your plans? The Prince isn't a guy that is just gonna accept failure."

"Eh, I do have a method. Its called lock him in a room that randomly beeps. However at any point he can stop the beeps if he asks politely. I won't tell him that last part though."

"Isn't that just torture?"

I blinked, "I mean, that is just the beginning. The exit will only open after he says it polite as well and then finally when he exits I will be waiting with some tea and biscuits where i will promptly tell him to get a grip on his life."

Raditz stared at me in confusion. Bulma understood me though, "He's joking. Z likely plans on literally telling Vegeta was it? That blah blah something about his people. Think of becoming better, no point in being arrogant if you aren't even calling yourself king of the sayians and so on."

I nodded, "Yeah basically something like that. I mean there is the slow way which is just to let him mellow out with time as he slowly comes to grip with the fact that nothing he does matter and all the views he was brought up to have are pointless."

Bulma finished my point for me, "Or a fast and complete world shatter. Which is currently happening. Right?"

I nodded, "What's worse then losing to a low class warrior for Vegeta?"

Raditz eyes widened and looked down. "Being let go because he is too weak. You literally gave him the condition he can leave if he beats my brother. However if he can't even win against kakarot...."

I smiled tapping my nose. "I hope he cries honestly."

Bulma sighed, "I missed the old days when the worst person I had to deal with was a dirty pervert."

Ah yeah, after Tien literally everyone is either sadistic or some level of self centered and mean. Well except dende. All except Dende... "You know what Bulma, you have terrible friends."

"Thanks, I know. Don't rub it in."

Raditz raised a hand, "I uh don't really know you, but don't you have like. I don't know friends from school? I mean some Sayians had clicks from school. I mean we learned how to beat the shit out of people, but still."

Bulma sighed, "I never attended school I was too smart for the average curriculum."

"I have no idea what that is."

"And i don't care."