7 Yamcha The Future Meme

They went to Oolong's estate and brought the kids back to the village. Right after that, Bulma and Goku left, but they had Oolong with them this time. Bulma found his shape-shifting abilities very useful, so she decided to take him with them.

They drove for a couple of hours until they stopped in front of a large flowing river. Bulma got out of her car and stood by the water with a frown on her face.

"We'll have to go by water. Let me take out a boat. Goku, please keep Oolong in check so he doesn't run away," she walked a bit away from them and did her thing.

"Why do you even need me? I'm just a pig, you know," Oolong said as he walked towards the river.

"I don't know. You should ask Bulma. By the way, can you turn into objects?" Goku asked. He was still on his Nimbus since it was way better than being in a car driven by Bulma.

"Yeah, I can. Hey kid, how about you let me go? I'll give you some money," he said as he took a couple of yen out of his pocket.

"Money? What am I gonna do with that?" He asked as he floated down towards him.

"You can buy many things, such as food and women," Oolong said with a grin on his face.

"Nah, Bulma will give me food and women. I'm sorry, but I like quality over quantity," he replied. Goku got off the Nimbus and stood in front of Oolong.

"Do you taste like real pork, or are you just normal like a human?" He asked.

"Kid, I'm human but I look like a pig. That's all I have to say. Now bye," he turned into a fish, and as he was about to get in the water, Goku caught him.

"Where do you think you're going? Do you want me to hit you again?" Goku said with a serious face. Oolong trembled in fear, shaking his head around excessively and saying, "No, no, please don't do that," he begged.

Bulma came back and saw Goku holding a fish Oolong. "Come on, guys, the boat is ready. Let's go."

Goku nodded and told the Nimbus that it could go away for now. He followed Bulma to the boat, and they continued on their way to find the dragon balls.

They now had five Dragon Balls and only needed two more. The dragon radar showed them that the next ball was in the southwest, so they were headed there. Goku sat back while Oolong sat on the edge and looked down at the water.

"So, what are these balls we're looking for?" Oolong asked as he sat back down and looked at Bulma from the rear-view mirror.

"Goku could explain to him. I'm trying to drive here," she said.

'Good, at least you understand one thing about driving,' he thought.

"Okay, well, they're mystical balls that can grant any wish to the person who recites the magical words to summon Shenron. There are 7 balls in total, and we have five on us."

"That sounds like a bunch of baloney. Well, I don't have any choice but to go with you all, or I'm bacon."

As the boat glided on the water at fast speeds, Bulma looked at the meter that kept blinking red.

'Dammit, we're out of fuel.'

The boat stopped, and Bulma groaned loudly in anger. She took out her capsule case and was about to take out another capsule, but their boat was suddenly hit by a large fish that literally came out of nowhere. Her case fell in the water, making Bulma even angrier.

"Goku, dive in and get it."

"No, make Oolong do it. He can turn into a fish," he said as he pointed at him.

"What!! Why should I do what you want?"

"Because you don't want to get punched by me," Goku replied.

"Oh yeah. Alright, here I go," he said this with a bit of reluctance. He turned into a fish and got into the water. He looked around for the case, he saw the case slowly descending to the riverbed, Oolong went down aiming to get it, but he saw a large fish eat the case whole.

'Damn,' he thought.

The fish turned towards him and smiled, Oolong screamed underwater and quickly swam towards the surface. When he reached the surface, he jumped out of the water and landed on Bulma's lap.

"Your case is long gone," he said as he stared at her thighs.

Bulma took Oolong and threw him to the back.

"I guess we're walking," Goku said.

A couple of minutes later, everyone was walking in the scorching hot desert. Goku wasn't fazed by the heat in any way, while Bulma and Oolong were following from behind.

"Come on, guys, let's hurry up," Goku said.

Bulma fell down on her butt and stared at the sky. "I really hate this. I'm a city girl. I'm supposed to be in the comfort of a car with an AC right now, not walking in a freaking desert!"

Her shouting echoed in the empty desert. Oolong held his stick as he walked towards Bulma and laid on her chest.

"Yes, I think I feel better now." But he was soon removed by Bulma who threw him off to a distance.

In the far distance, there's a weird-looking rock with writing on the wall. On top, a blue cat was looking at the gang who were sitting under some shade. The cat flew inside and went down the stairs. A young man was sitting down on a chair while he ate some Ramen.

"Yamcha, Yamcha. Three sitting ducks!" The cat said as he flew towards the young man named Yamcha.

"Ohh, it's been a while since we had any prey." Yamcha, what this guy didn't know was that he'd be a meme in the next couple of years due to his death.

"Let's go, Puar. We have prey to feast on," he said after finishing his Ramen.

Yamcha went outside and looked at Goku and Oolong who were in the open. Bulma was being covered by a large rock so he couldn't see her.

He jumped off the ledge and took his hover bike behind the rock. Puar also got on, and they drove towards Goku and the gang.

He heard the loud bike driving in their direction and got up. Looking towards Yamcha who came at them at quick speeds.

"Guys, stand back. Here comes trouble."